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jacobport
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:06:17 AM

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......under the stairs in a make shift fort, complete with pillows, blankets, flashlight and porn mags. She often would turn to her favorite page and find that.......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:11:46 AM

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. . . deus ex machina had once again been invoked to save Nancy Drew. The disappointment overwhelmed her and she threw. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

jacobport
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 7:20:10 AM

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A typical female hissy fit, the type that most guys have come to ignore. In fact, her boyfriend recognized this, and did what he had always s done in this instance. He ...........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 1:27:48 PM

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. . . imagined that she was speaking Farsi to him. This turned him on so much that he started stroking his. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 1:29:54 PM

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FicklePickleTickle wrote:
. . . imagined that she was speaking Farsi to him. This turned him on so much that he started stroking his. . .


......his new cutting board. The smooth hardness of the bamboo.........
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 1:46:10 PM

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. . . under his fingernails was too much to handle. He shouted out. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 1:55:43 PM

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FicklePickleTickle wrote:
. . . under his fingernails was too much to handle. He shouted out. . .


.....Big Girls you are beautiful. This song sends shivers........
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 3:11:49 PM

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up and down, up and down, up and down. Every morning, without fail, (unless it is raining) the boy scouts...

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 3:49:24 PM

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. . . "water" Enda Sturtevant's flowerbed in protest of her not letting them use her backyard for their baseball games. Her next door neighbor, Dale Peterson is often seen without. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

jacobport
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 4:03:58 PM

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his seeing guide dog, which causes him to walk around in a state of confusion. Some helpful neighbors will generally come out to help him find his........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 6:29:24 PM

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jacobport wrote:
his seeing guide dog, which causes him to walk around in a state of confusion. Some helpful neighbors will generally come out to help him find his........


....hubcaps hanging from the trees like wind chimes. Clanging loudly............
jacobport
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 6:42:14 PM

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upon the pots and pans in the kitchen with various utensils were the kids. Making their own music and giving me such a.................


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"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Thursday, February 24, 2011 9:42:26 PM

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. . . hard time about dinner not being ready yet. I told them that if I had something to cook with. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

jacobport
Posted: Friday, February 25, 2011 5:08:44 AM

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other than this Betty Crocker Easy-Bake oven with its' 10 watt light bulb as a heat source, things would be different. I wished for help. A genie, perhaps? I grabbed the closet lamp I could find and started rubbing.......


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"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Friday, February 25, 2011 2:33:42 PM

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. . . sunscreen all over my body. Even though I was indoors at the time, a person can never be too. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

likely_lad
Posted: Friday, February 25, 2011 4:13:30 PM

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carefree but child welfare didnt agree with me specially when i ........
jacobport
Posted: Friday, February 25, 2011 5:36:50 PM

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made a mad dash to the liquor store to meet a friend who was moving away early the next morning. I gave him a big..........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Jillicious
Posted: Friday, February 25, 2011 11:25:53 PM

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...kick in the ass for turning my story into a damn picture book. I've had it with these shenanigans! Improper use of ellipses, grammar, and vocabulary have been a real hindrance. Perhaps it is time I forget about all this and...

Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, February 25, 2011 11:47:28 PM

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enlist a real romance poetry writer to tell my life's story. I could use a double fucking martini and a blow job, but would that be too kinky or ...

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
jacobport
Posted: Saturday, February 26, 2011 1:07:44 AM

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should I try again with this blow-up sheep that my best friend left at my sisters house when he "couldn't find a ride home"? Either way, the thing has holes in it that resemble real life..........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
likely_lad
Posted: Sunday, February 27, 2011 3:54:15 PM

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ducks it may be an unusual thing specially as its well known that sheep and duck hate each other, so to have them both on the same sex toy which really make you wonder if they can get along what could i do with a...
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, February 27, 2011 8:06:00 PM

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...used "Fuck Duck" so I decided to try to sell it on E-bay and then I could use the money to buy a real toy like a...


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magnificent1rascal
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 1:28:49 AM

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Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
...Easy Bake Oven, while the old-school model that uses a lightbulb as a heat source was still available. Eagerly, I watched the bidding until...

Maggie Rascal
jacobport
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 6:16:12 AM

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......I was constantly outbid by a user named DirtyMartini and decided to take a different route. Quickly I wrote up a want ad for the local paper classifieds. It read "WANTED: 1 used.........."

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 8:11:41 AM

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. . . diaper. Repeat, I only need ONE! Sheesh!" So, I called the number and. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 10:16:58 AM

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... was instantly informed that washing dirty laundry in public amounts to shameful muckracking. Not liking muck or racking, and knowing that Lush is a quality web site that avoids such things like the plague that they are, I heaved a sigh of relief and reinstalled the dirtymartini intravenous feed that had ripped loose when..
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 11:12:20 AM

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. . . I participated in the Calgary Rodeo last year. I was pretty much an amateur, but I somehow. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 3:53:43 PM

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...grabbed the bull by the horns and saddled up. Unfortunately, I lasted mere seconds before being flung off the bucking animal landing splay-legged atop....
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 3:56:37 PM

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. . . the kitchen table, just as my husband coincidentally announced that dinner was served. I can tell you, there wasn't a dry. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 4:00:25 PM

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...dry dish in the house and limping in pain, I was forced to polish the plates for our evening meal.... My husband noticed my discomfort...

"Theres something I really need to ask you, Dear," he said....
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