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FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 4:07:18 PM

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Location: Sneaking up behind you.
. . . "Did you really think I wouldn't notice you hiding brussel sprouts in your napkin?" "Well," I stammered, "if you knew how to. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Jillicious
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 4:09:11 PM

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EDIT: [LOL, I edited mine to fit FicklePickleTickle]

... "Why did you leave the kitchen?"

I didn't want to fight with him. So I grabbed my car keys and headed...

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Guest
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 4:13:17 PM

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(*AHA!* We've been crashed! Hello Jillicious, Let's carry on.... Wink!)

headed towards the garage.... How was I going to regain his attention? How did he know I had the remote control? What was I going to do with the Brussel Sprouts? And Why Oh Why did I ever....
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 4:20:45 PM

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Location: Sneaking up behind you.
. . . subscribe to Reader's Digest? I mean, really, who the hell. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 4:34:47 PM

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thinks that 'Things Kids Say' is really funny.... "Increase your Wordpower' can be useful though.... I remembered the last time I used a word whose meaning I did not really know... I was at a party and the conversation was really heavyweight, talking about art and literature...

"What do you think of the book, Stephanie...?"

I hadn't even read the book. I improvised.

"It's very..........
FicklePickleTickle
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 4:49:38 PM

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Location: Sneaking up behind you.
. . . difficult to open a jar of peanut butter with one hand. So in my frustration, I. . .

The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.

jacobport
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 5:25:37 PM

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Location: Liverpool, United States
reached for my kids' Harry Potter Magic Wand and with the words "Arch Tic Fo Byo Mee Nasses" I waved that thing around and Voila!!!!!........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
nicola
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 6:28:10 PM

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...jacobport and FicklePickleTickle returned to the simple word games forum instead, from whence they came. After that, thread normality was resumed, until...
Jillicious
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 8:19:23 PM

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...the Arcturan Aliens decided to make first contact with humans. I was the lucky recipient of their communication. One Arcturan stepped off the ship and asked...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 8:35:56 PM

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...if there was a restroom nearby since it had been a long space flight from Arctura and the one on the ship was out of order. I told him that the nearest one was probably...


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jacobport
Posted: Monday, February 28, 2011 9:14:36 PM

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A pay-to-potty porta-john that cost 25¢ for the first 3 minutes. The Arcturan ran the 3 blocks only to find a long line of waiting women. He thought "yep, same thing happens home". Suddenly he realized, he didn't convert his Arcturan currency to the US Dollar and so was forced to......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Jillicious
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 8:56:30 PM

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...return to Canada, where the men are men and so are some of the women. Silly Arcturans, trying to fit in. So I moved on with my life...

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magnificent1rascal
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 9:13:03 PM

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Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
...ambition to be a beauty queen. As I was a middle-aged, overweight man with more body hair than a Newfoundland dog, I knew this quest was...

Maggie Rascal
Jillicious
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 9:29:14 PM

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...unachievable. With my hairy body maybe I could be a St. Bernard rescue dog instead. I would love to bring stranded skiers some brandy in a nice keg around my neck. Then I would be a real hero, a real...

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 10:08:33 PM

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...Top Dog, so to speak. Being a dog would also allow me to shed my inhibitions and explore things in ways I'd rather not get into on this site. However, I began to wonder if other dogs would notice I wasn't really a dog, I mean, would they accept me? This whole being accepted as a dog issue suddenly began to weigh heavily on my mind and I decided I best call...


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magnificent1rascal
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 10:28:02 PM

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...Cesar Millan to ask if he could whisper to all the dogs that I was a true member of their pack. While he had their rapt attention, I would...

Maggie Rascal
jacobport
Posted: Tuesday, March 1, 2011 11:36:00 PM

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Sit, lay down, play dead, and roll over just to get a reward and and couple of ooooo ahhhhhs from the others! Yeah, that's what I'd do. I would also run.......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 12:21:24 AM

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...a small book-making operation on the side to make extra money for dog treats and extra kibbles. Since no one would suspect a dog to be involved in betting and racketeering they would probably just blame my master if they found my books, heck, with my new identity as a dog I could probably even get away with...


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Jillicious
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 1:44:46 AM

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...being Clark Kent. After all, to hide my identity I would only have to put on a pair of...

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 2:01:20 AM

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...geek glasses, preferably ones with secret x-ray vision properties. I had already been dressed in that cute little red wool jacket Mr. Dirtymartini supplies. Wishing he would put me down, though, so I could...
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 2:40:48 AM

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...chase the sexy black cat who hangs around this place, I remembered with a start that I wasn't really a dog, and with renewed vigor and sense of purpose I set about...

Maggie Rascal
jacobport
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 7:19:20 AM

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Looking for that black Kitty. Asking around and gathering leads, I soon learned that that this would be a difficult mission, since the Kitty was now shaved and bald. Would this change the way I felt about her or would this now shaven Kitty.........

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 1:50:55 PM

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be mistaken for a Naked Mole Rat and be taken back to the naked mole rat exhibit at the zoo? As I pondered the shaven kitty's fate, I realized the feline had given me FLEAS, damnit. How could a hairless cat have fleas? I knocked over a bottle of Don Julio Tequila Blanco that Dirty Martini and Gypsy Isabella left when last they visited to see if the alcohol would burn....
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 2, 2011 3:16:32 PM

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the essence of flea off me. Essence of Flea....hmmmm I thought 'What a great name for a band'. I then pondered the existence of music as I was in a contemplative mood. My favourite was a jangle pop with overtones of Umpah(ness). I hoped to release my own single 'Umpah all over Hamburg'. Right then...
GemGeekett
Posted: Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:24:45 AM

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... almost like somthing out of a certain movie that invloves a certain yellow brick road (or was it a chocolate factory?), a band of vertically challenged little people dressed in Lederhosens and funny hats emerged....
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:35:09 AM

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... singing and dancing, and waiting for Glinda, the good witch, who appeared and revealed she was actually a he, a mirror reversal version of "Walk on The Wild Side". Lou Reed waltzed through quite unexpectedly and...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 3, 2011 12:23:15 PM

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I thought 'Holy hell is Lou Reed still alive?' and then I thought 'Am I still alive?' and realised that the air smelled like leaking gas. I stomped out my cigar. I called a gas man and he walked in and said "So I've come to fix your fridge...". I had seen a porn that started with the very line. Randomly...
jacobport
Posted: Thursday, March 3, 2011 2:52:44 PM

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Thoughts popped into my head. I will show him my collection of fridges dating back to the ice box age. He was pleasantly surprised, excited actually! Never has he nor I ever met another with such a love for refrigerators. We "talked " about fridges all afternoon and well into the morning hours. Weird how it was so hot around the cold fridges yet......

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, March 3, 2011 4:49:38 PM

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both his nipples and my own never once raised or swelled. He then explained to me that actual natural gas has no actual smell, but that his company and others introduce the skunky scent into the product, to help with...

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, March 3, 2011 6:08:28 PM

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...the launch of a new line of floral scented natural gases, an idea which never really caught on with the public. Why it never took off always perplexed the poor gas man, who had really expected great success, even going as far as...


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