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Posted: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 12:36:57 PM

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Pig Sex = Makin Bacon
Sow = Boar Whore
Pig emotion after first sex experience = Gilt Guilt
Pig pick up line = Swine Line
What a pig calls his/her Apartment = My Sty
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 1:21:35 PM

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What should Hap never do to one of his favorite Lushies?

injure Ginger

Given Ginger's outlook on life what would you call her?

a yuppy puppy
unicorn92
Posted: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 4:49:58 PM

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Location: surfing on a rainbow, United States
A Stoneage herbivore- Barbarian Vegetarian
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 8, 2011 2:52:21 PM

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A moving bordello on the highway

Fuck Truck
adele
Posted: Wednesday, June 8, 2011 6:20:00 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
bowl of ice in front of a fan
freeze breeze

massage of my tits
freeze squeeze

what FS keeps asking me to do to hers
squeeze please


Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 9:32:22 AM

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Captain Kirk's appendage
A Trekker Pecker

And what does he wear on it?
A Intergalactic Prophylactic
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 1:14:45 PM

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Reading but not posting from the office

Work Lurk
adele
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 3:34:41 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
imhapless's postings
hap rap

imhapless's hat
hap cap

imhapless's bar
hap tap

spce between imhapless's two front teeth
hap gap

what imhapless gets when he sits down
hap lap

what do you call the rest time imhapless takes during the day
hap nap

and finally, what do you call imhapless's constant ramblings
hap yap

think i've covered them all!!!



Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 4:23:09 PM

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What is that unpleasant odor that sometimes permeates Lush?

adele smell

If there were justice in this world where would a certain one-titted Lushie be?

adele cell

What do you call it when someone types a word improperly?

adele spell

What do you call it when a witch causes a female to have only one tit?

again, adele spell

What do you call it when someone gets so preoccupied with something they can't move forward?

adele dwell

And the winner, and still champion, HAP!
adele
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 4:29:10 PM

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sorry hap, only 5 (used same one twice and wouldn't a typo be an adele MISspell). 5 less than 7, so I still win!!!!!

pro after gang bang

sore whore

Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 4:33:17 PM

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[Hey, adele, it isn't the number but how clever and devestating they are; we could have people

What describes me when I get up?

bed head
adele
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 4:42:23 PM

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 6:16:23 PM

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Newest Iphone application, sink the kayak before it gets to shore
Hap App

Sitting out in the cold for too long
numb bum

Hap's Penis extender...
for goodness sake, a fake snake

What's a country boy after a night with FS
A Fuckedsilly Hillbilly
adele
Posted: Thursday, June 9, 2011 11:41:21 PM

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 10, 2011 9:40:27 PM

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What Adele get from the freezer?
Oooh nice ice

What does it give her?
nipple cripple
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 11, 2011 3:11:43 AM

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noise made by the crinkling of a stiff plastic overgarment?
jacket racket

the blush of one's body due to sex?
screw hue

the ringing from the belltower at a satanic church?
hell's bells
adele
Posted: Saturday, June 11, 2011 9:36:00 AM

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 11, 2011 5:52:19 PM

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"unicorn porn"... now that could get kinky!

submissive newlywed?
tied bride

favored activity of the small-minded?
eschew stormblue

something we will never see?
politician attrition

category that Lush falls into?
write site

singer mel, to a cannibal chef?
gourmet torme

well-used backdoor?
glute chute

adele
Posted: Saturday, June 11, 2011 10:50:02 PM

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fine wine

description of ones possesions
line by line of mine

a good meal
fine dine

direction to location of ore
mine sign

silverware pattern
tine design

defensive group in baseball
line of nine

glass of salt water
brine stein



Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 2:02:32 AM

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Whitney Houston marries Gene Pitney
Whitney Pitney

Double crossers occupation
Frame Game
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 2:02:33 AM

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Whitney Houston marries Gene Pitney
Whitney Pitney

Double crossers occupation
Frame Game
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 7:12:02 AM

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Time spent in a makeshift brace?
splint stint

Soul-stirring hymn?
emotional devotional

Desires for others to come to harm?
pernicious wishes

Eskimo home built in a manner disapproved of by the neighbors?
taboo igloo

I like this game, it gets the mind working creatively!

You two are pretty good at it, too!
adele
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 7:30:13 AM

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detonating line
fire wire

flat wheel on the car
dire tire

hot and sweaty
fire perspire

interview wear
hire attire

winded due to walking through the mud
mired and tired

tall steeple on church
higher spire

raggy clothes
dire attire

norse burial ritual
pyre fire

thanks. You aren't bad yourself

Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 8:37:40 AM

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Emergency response vehicle for sleepwalkers?
somnambulance ambulance

Create the occasion?
foment moment

Old coot of a boarder?
codger lodger

On-the-ball asshole?
astute brute
adele
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 11:43:06 AM

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distruaght boy
sad lad

nasty scoundrel
bad cad

unusual father
rad dad

a little angry
tad mad


Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 3:43:31 PM

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a fast broom


zoom broom
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 12, 2011 5:46:59 PM

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A great Aussie mate
True-blue

A dose of something Hap might get from unprotected sex
Hap Clap...sorry mate

What my boss calls me...he's a sleaze
Pocket Rocket
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 13, 2011 7:24:09 AM

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What wildcat is around poor pathetic Hap?

bossy Aussie

What Wildcat is when she's having a bad mental day

batty catty

What Wildcat is when she eats too much

fat cat [now don't get mad my darling heroine, you know how I have brain farts once in a while]
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 14, 2011 4:38:26 AM

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A poor hooker
destitute prostitute

a determined hooker
resolute prostitute

what adele got after too much ice
itty bitty titty

SP goes high tech
yuppie puppy

what Hap gets when he forgets his lube
phallus callus
adele
Posted: Wednesday, June 15, 2011 9:33:27 AM

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