I've never met you, but since I'm male, you've already told me that I would annoy and frustrate you. hehe
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All joking aside, I don't have the bad habits that you speak of, assuming that you mean the leaving the seat up, making messes in the sink and/or shower, leaving clothes/towels on the floor, etc. The bathroom looks the same when I leave it, as when I enter it, so I dunno what to tell you and your stereotypes. :P
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Oh my dear sweet Honey, you've got it all wrong. It's not the guys that have the bad habits in the bathroom, it's the ladies.
There's a reason the 'throne' was designed (by a man) the way it is. It is meant to comfortably support us as we ponder the mysteries of the universe or read a copy of National Geographic (cover to cover). Conversely, after a particularly intense night of carousing, it ably supports our forearms as we heave into the big white telephone calling out to 'God'. Oh, and it was never meant to be lavendar scented.
I'm also pretty sure the bath-tub was invented to increase the amount of home-brewed beer available to the men-folk and that you ladies somehow hijacked the whole concept and used it to clean up our sweaty bodies long enough to make us tolerable to your overly sensitive noses or to turn your otherwise delectable bodies into prune-like wrinkled entities.
Which is probably why we invented the shower - as a hint that we just want you to get in, get washed and get out.
But we love ya anyway.
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I'm not sure what Honeybee is getting at here, I don't have any bad habits in the bathroom. I am constantly having to reposition the toilet seat so that when I miss the bowl I only hit the floor or bowl. Why do women insist on putting it back down again? Don't you all know that squatting over the toilet bowl is great for maintaining healthy thighs?
Same with the sink, what's the point of putting the soap in some silly little dish? You only have to take it out and put it back in the sink to use it, and then you've got an extra dish to clean in spring when you do the rest of the bathroom. As a big plus, leave a little water in the sink with the soap and it will have a nice slimy texture when you next come to use it.
Don't even get me started on the toilet paper! One sheet is plenty for all but the messiest of situations, why do women use about 2 rolls of the stuff to do a wee? (Tip of the week for those on a low income, put a pair of scissors by the toilet roll and with some practice you can get by with half a sheet) (Hot tip No 2: stop eating anything that will make your stools softer, really hard pellets is the way to go, you won't need to wipe at all then!)
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I'm not sure what Honeybee is getting at here, I don't have any bad habits in the bathroom. I am constantly having to reposition the toilet seat so that when I miss the bowl I only hit the floor or bowl. Why do women insist on putting it back down again? Don't you all know that squatting over the toilet bowl is great for maintaining healthy thighs?
Same with the sink, what's the point of putting the soap in some silly little dish? You only have to take it out and put it back in the sink to use it, and then you've got an extra dish to clean in spring when you do the rest of the bathroom. As a big plus, leave a little water in the sink with the soap and it will have a nice slimy texture when you next come to use it.
Don't even get me started on the toilet paper! One sheet is plenty for all but the messiest of situations, why do women use about 2 rolls of the stuff to do a wee? (Tip of the week for those on a low income, put a pair of scissors by the toilet roll and with some practice you can get by with half a sheet) (Hot tip No 2: stop eating anything that will make your stools softer, really hard pellets is the way to go, you won't need to wipe at all then!)
I love this thread I'm laughing so much here. So now I must start eating rabitt food then
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I have to go out, and I notice WMM is gonna post something next, that's gonna be a good one
gotta go out, but can't wait to read it when I get back home
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Men? At one of my jobs, my female co-workers told me about a lady in the building who would 'hover' over the seat -- and miss! And we're talking #1 and #2!
Plus, she would wash her feet in the sink.
It's got legs this thread Quote by WellMadeMale
Decades ago now, when I was first truly living on my own, I was a fcking disgusting, non-disciplined slob. The bathroom then was one of the cleaner rooms of my abode.
The kitchen sink, counter tops, stove and fridge were the toxic areas of my residence. Followed closely by the traditional living room and my bedroom was a shambles - dirty clothes on the floor, clean washed clothes on the floor.
Everything pretty much on the floor (except in the kitchen) then everything was on the counter tops or sitting in one of the two sink basins.
After about 9 months of living like a homeless person, with a roof over my head, I woke up one weekend morning, looked around the place and thought..."I could never bring a woman home to this pigpen."
I literally tossed every dish, glass, and cooking utensil in the kitchen into three heavy duty lawn and leaf trashbags and took them to a dumpster. Then I paid a visit to a WalMart and bought $300 worth of cleaning supplies and materials and literally went through that garbage dump I had been existing inside and using for a flop house.
It took me all weekend and then several evenings of the following week, before it resembled something that I would not be ashamed of showing off to my acquaintances or the few friends I then associated with.
I reasoned that I wasn't raised this way and that it only takes a few moments to pick up after myself and to keep shit clean after I used anything in my kitchen or bathroom.
First impressions have been important to me ever since. It took some training (of my friends and associates) over the years, as they came into my residences for the first time. I don't mean to imply that I'm an anal retentive, clean-freak. But, you aren't tracking in grime on your shoes into my home. You're not smoking in my home. You're not going to be partying in my home and leaving empty beer bottles or cans or drink glasses here and there. You're not going to use my bathroom and piss all over the place. I will check on you.
If I find that you're a careless pig...outside you go.
My bathroom's and my kitchen's have been cleaner on a 24x7 basis, than most 4 and 5 star hotels keep theirs. If anything now, when I visit friends or potential girlfriends, those are the areas I first point a keen eye of silent inspection.
My yards and my vehicles have always been neatly kept, as were my garage and workshop areas. When I was growing up, my father had a large workshop/garage...he still does. And he was and remains a gawddamned slob - it is the only word I can come up with. He never could find a damned thing he was looking for and the man has had tools and contraptions literally - out his ass for doing any kind of handyman job around the house or working on vehicles. He simply had no sense of 'order'. He probably has $200,000 worth of tools and can never find a fucking wrench or screw driver.
I was never like that in the man-cave areas of my residences, and I simply (finally) carried the same philosophy into the bathroom and kitchen areas.
Whenever I've resided with a woman in the same house, I have always made sure that I had my bathroom with at least a shower stall, and 'she' had her own full bathroom too. She could either clean it, or let it foul out. And usually it was a fcking mess area. I'd just shut that door when guests came over and I always also had another guest bathroom in the residence's for guest use too. I kept that one spotless too.
Most women I have known have been extremely happy to let me be the person in the relationship who cooks and cleans. I'm cool with that arrangement.
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After about 9 months of living like a homeless person, with a roof over my head, I woke up one weekend morning, looked around the place and thought..."I could never bring a woman home to this pigpen."
Quote by Dancing_DollQuote by WellMadeMaleShe did a bit of sleuthing over the next couple of day, and sure enough...she found out that he had just started screwing around with another girl.
After about 9 months of living like a homeless person, with a roof over my head, I woke up one weekend morning, looked around the place and thought..."I could never bring a woman home to this pigpen."
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Right there with you Mr Nudiepants, our bathroom could teach Boots a thing or two about chemistry. (Here come the Giiiirls)
One other thing.... Why is it that when the toilet gets blocked (invariably by them) the women refuse to have anything to do with unblocking it? She tells me that's my job. Yet if I tell her she should be in the kitchen you can bet I'm in a world of hurt, and not in a sexy fun way either!
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God I love you men - but your bathroom habits leave me cold.
So then tell me your worst bathroom habits - so that when I fall in-love again I know what to expect!!!!
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