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nicola
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 8:48:56 PM

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She's surfing lush stories, how would you caption this photo?

cherryrebel
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 9:40:09 AM

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Location: whispering in your ear, United Kingdom
Stacey couldn't believe her eyes when she borrowed her brother's laptop to do some coursework. "Incest stories?!" She cried, "Time for a lock on the bedroom door!"
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 12:47:37 PM

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Joined: 10/19/2009
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Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

Magical_felix
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 12:56:04 PM

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Location: California
"They put the what in the what!?"



Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 1:39:14 PM

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Oh my goodness, another shocking comment made on the forums by WMM! evil4
scooter
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 9:43:10 PM

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Thats not the avatar I posted last night!drunken
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:17:07 AM

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video chatroom on lush!? no way!!! i gotta try this!
nicola
Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 9:17:11 PM

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"Wow, bigdick4u certainly wasn't lying, those profile pics are proof of that"
amber
Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 11:11:40 PM

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Oh shit. I coulda swore he was wearing a watch before he put his hand in there!
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 12:19:39 AM

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"Monorail woman says: I iz in ur chatrooms seeing wut i can haz get away wif!"
mercianknight
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 5:53:33 AM

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Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
DirtyMartini wrote:
"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."


Lfunny lol Lfunny

That is so, so apt....but, seriously.....

"MK declined my friend request?"

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
nicola
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 12:38:41 PM

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"Oh, that's what watersports also means, yuck!"
SweetPenny
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 12:43:54 PM

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What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.
nicola
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 12:47:06 PM

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SweetPenny wrote:
What! I've been banned from the site?!?! I'm suing Lush.


laughing9 That was a classic.
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 1:02:03 PM

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Whoa! I need to try that! Now!
nicola
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 2:37:27 PM

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"I didn't even know that was physically possible"
Sandrine
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 5:48:08 PM

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"Oh my God, that's my boss!!!"

In custody.

I love baseball!!!


nicola
Posted: Monday, November 29, 2010 6:35:19 PM

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"Mom?"
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 11:16:31 AM

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"Damn! I meant to send that message to my Lush friends...not everyone in the workplace..."


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Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 3:46:51 PM

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"Daddy? What are you doing with Mom?!?"
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:30:22 PM

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I need a cold shower now, after that chat with scooter!
Liar
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:35:10 PM

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"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"
SweetPenny
Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 7:31:57 AM

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nicola wrote:
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"


Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means? scratch
Magical_felix
Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 7:44:25 AM

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SweetPenny wrote:
nicola wrote:
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"


Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means? scratch


Here you go Penny:)
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm263466_Is-prison-life-too-easy.aspx#263466




"Figging? OH MY GOD!"



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 7:59:07 AM

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That's the last time I put a "vibrating egg" in my pussy when writing a story! Did I really say that?
SweetPenny
Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:25:42 AM

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Magical_felix wrote:
SweetPenny wrote:
nicola wrote:
"Sent to jail for playing the drums, that's preposterous"


Am I the only one here who doesn't know what this means? scratch


Here you go Penny:)
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm263466_Is-prison-life-too-easy.aspx#263466




"Figging? OH MY GOD!"


Haha! I thought "playing the drums" was a euphemism for something perverted.

tommie
Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 11:38:35 AM

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"Does it really say 1000 new messages in my inbox?"
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 1:48:41 PM

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OMG i need to get me flask !
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:24:46 PM

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"I've been booted out of the chat room for being an annoying troll? I can't believe it."
nicola
Posted: Thursday, December 02, 2010 8:03:41 PM

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"my stry woz rejectd 4 por grammer? the nurv!"
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