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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, December 2, 2010 8:30:03 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,862
Location: Cakeland, United States
A tea bagging, SacaJawea snowstorm, bukkakelypse!?

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
mrplow
Posted: Thursday, December 2, 2010 10:18:39 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/5/2007
Posts: 1,030
Location: Here and now
I just looked up what rusty trombone means, that's disgusting.
mrplow
Posted: Thursday, December 2, 2010 10:20:26 PM

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He had a 10 inch penis, when flaccid?
scooter
Posted: Saturday, December 4, 2010 8:08:44 AM

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Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,689
Location: Ohio
nicola wrote:
"my stry woz rejectd 4 por grammer? the nurv!"

Hey,,,,I resemble that remark.



"Geez, these blond jokes have some truth to them!"
scooter
Posted: Monday, December 6, 2010 3:39:49 PM

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Joined: 2/24/2010
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Location: Ohio
Uhhh,,,, ,,,,,why's that guy's nose growingLiar


Umm ,,,I dont no
nicola
Posted: Monday, December 6, 2010 4:29:52 PM

Rank: Matriarch
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Posts: 27,617
"Oh my god, I've never seen such blatant overuse of commas"
scooter
Posted: Monday, December 6, 2010 5:37:53 PM

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Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,689
Location: Ohio
nicola wrote:
"Oh my god, I've never seen such blatant overuse of commas"


It's a little thing I like to call; self exprestion,,,,Nicola?Whistle

simular tooooooooo.
this comments ben out their for 7. 2 minutes,,,,,,?
what the fuck ,,,where have all the schoolares gone

Christmas break?,,,,,Lfunny
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 7, 2010 2:59:35 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 819,674
"now I know why hubby password protects his computer..."
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, December 7, 2010 5:28:30 PM

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"Yuck, that meat avatar looks like a curled up embryo, it's disgusting"
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 7, 2010 10:11:02 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 819,674
Chat window opens...

"hey slut, wanna help me out? i am desperate for some action!!"

sign0024
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:09:58 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,910
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
nicola wrote:
"Yuck, that meat avatar looks like a curled up embryo, it's disgusting"


"And I thought a guy showing off his meat in an avatar picture was against the rules..."


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Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 9, 2010 1:16:25 AM

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It's ok.. it's only my meat in it's embryonic stages
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 9, 2010 1:57:34 AM

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"Should've gone to Specsavers"
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 9, 2010 2:20:13 AM

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SirLoin wrote:
It's ok.. it's only my meat in it's embryonic stages


In that case it breaks site guidelines, as it is underage. Better change it before it goes off.

Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 9, 2010 2:25:13 AM

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If I leave it up long enough, it'll mature
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 9, 2010 3:14:31 AM

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Look at the size of the cock!
rxtales
Posted: Thursday, December 9, 2010 6:05:25 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/28/2008
Posts: 2,589
Location: Newcastle, United Kingdom
SirLoin wrote:
If I leave it up long enough, it'll mature


ew puke
Catnip
Posted: Saturday, December 11, 2010 6:47:14 AM

Rank: Internet Sensation

Joined: 3/30/2009
Posts: 3,967
Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
"I wrote this one!"

nicola
Posted: Saturday, December 11, 2010 12:56:20 PM

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"Oh my god, Catnip made an appearance, I thought she was in outer space researching muons"
Catnip
Posted: Saturday, December 11, 2010 2:15:44 PM

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Joined: 3/30/2009
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Location: Cloudy dreams., Sweden
"What''s Muons? I better research it.

Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 11, 2010 7:52:00 PM

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She and her lover shared much it was plain to see, as she came upon pictures of her hiney in someones gallery.
nicola
Posted: Monday, December 13, 2010 8:50:17 PM

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"What is my sister doing with those 3 guys? I didn't know she had a profile here. Wait a minute, one of those guys is MY BOYFRIEND!"
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 8:03:31 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,910
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Wow, Nicola finally wrote a story, and it is a HOT one...no wonder she had to create her own site...


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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:04:44 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Wow, Nicola finally wrote a story, and it is a HOT one...no wonder she had to create her own site...


"So that's one of the nom de plumes Nicola's been using for her stories, she really has a sick imagination"
SweetPenny
Posted: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:10:02 PM

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Joined: 6/15/2010
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Location: State of Confusion
What's a tubgirl? I'm going to go Google that now...
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:43:15 PM

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"Sweetpenny wears that dress to work?"
SweetPenny
Posted: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:57:54 PM

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Location: State of Confusion
nicola wrote:
"Sweetpenny wears that dress to work?"


Only when I'm naughty.
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 17, 2010 4:08:57 AM

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"What a waste of a cucumber.."
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, December 17, 2010 8:52:49 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,910
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
SirLoin wrote:
"What a waste of a cucumber.."


"Oh wait, she's cutting it up and putting it in a salad she's making for her boyfriend...I'll have to read more..."


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Eutopia
Posted: Saturday, January 22, 2011 7:09:12 PM

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Joined: 3/30/2010
Posts: 31
"Can that many really fit in that tight little hole?!"

"The shocker...? Oh! I thought my boyfriend was just doing a weird Vulcan hand sign!"
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