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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:31:48 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,849
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Damn, how many of my Lush friends deleted their account today? If this continues, I'll have to give up my "Socialite" badge...


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Woman
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 7:26:01 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 11/21/2009
Posts: 674
Location: Stopping the war 'tween Harold and Kumar
"THAT'S why Republicans are so dumb? Well I never...."

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Fugly
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 8:36:20 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 1,010
OMG! Fugs removed her bag!

Fugly Fugs xoxoxo
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, January 23, 2011 12:02:01 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,849
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Wow, over 300 friend requests in my inbox today and I've been a featured member for the last ten days, Lush really is a friendly site...btw, I wonder if anyone noticed the naked pictures I posted in my profile...


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Guest
Posted: Friday, January 28, 2011 8:33:20 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
"I didn't think you could do that."
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, January 30, 2011 6:08:16 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,910
ooops!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, January 31, 2011 9:09:33 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,486
Location: Cakeland, United States
How did Dirty Martini get ahold of that damned photograph of me!

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
1curiouscat
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 8:39:45 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/25/2011
Posts: 1,144
Location: São Paulo , Brazil
"Its been a whole year - they warned me this place was addicting!"



Overwhelming Reality

From Across the Room
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 1:10:05 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,486
Location: Cakeland, United States
"They made HIM a farking moderator!?!?!"

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 1:37:54 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
Oh my God! Is that my boss!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 1:57:28 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
"So that's what I should do with my pubes, interesting."
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:59:21 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
Is that me!?! What the f. .. did I do last night?
1ball
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 9:49:28 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/13/2011
Posts: 970
Location: United States
I can't believe that dweeb wrote about that one time at band camp. That was my first time, too. I'm going to give him a 1.

My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
Graham_X
Posted: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 12:16:15 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom
one_winged_angel wrote:
Is that me!?! What the f. .. did I do last night?


And who was holding the camera?

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:55:12 AM

Rank: The Linebacker
Moderator

Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 7,851
Location: Atlanta, United States
Damnit! Buz is married!

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 13, 2012 4:32:00 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
How the hell did she fit that in there?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 12:23:31 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
"I thought of a great story idea... no wait, it's gone! I forgot to save it!"
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 14, 2012 3:13:04 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
What the hell!! Who rejected my story?!
Boobs_and_Peen
Posted: Monday, July 09, 2012 10:50:06 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 5/1/2012
Posts: 11
Location: United Kingdom
Oh my god, these 3D glasses really do work with porn!
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 2:47:31 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,402
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
OMFG, That's me and....... SHIT!

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 3:46:07 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 688,882
"Oooh, Double Penetration!"
tazznjazz
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 6:15:23 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/30/2012
Posts: 329
Location: under bright lights, United States
She must be double jointed!!Embarassed
overmykneenow
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:59:01 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,287
Location: United Kingdom
"Ok, I've put on my glasses and opened my mouth - now what?"

Warning: The opinions above are those of an anonymous individual on the internet. They are opinions, unless they're facts. They may be ill-informed, out of touch with reality or just plain stupid. They may contain traces of irony. If reading these opinions causes you to be become outraged or you start displaying the symptoms of outrage, stop reading them immediately. If symptoms persist, consult a psychiatrist.

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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:56:04 PM

Rank: Matriarch
Moderator

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 26,551
Location: United Kingdom
"OMG, Google Play disallowed lush's sex story app, despite there being 100+ other sex story apps for Android available in the same store. Are they totally incompetent?"
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 6:02:18 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,849
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
"Wow, those new eBooks from Lush Stories are really fucking hot...can't wait 'till the next one comes out..."


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TraceyAmes
Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 7:30:42 PM

Rank: Wine Connoisseur

Joined: 6/28/2008
Posts: 184
Location: Hunter Valley, Australia
OMG! That's not a storm-trooper in Star Wars IV-A New Hope; it's GAV in disguise and Nicola as well.


adele
Posted: Monday, July 30, 2012 10:31:40 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 21,402
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
"FUCK!!!! Lush accidentally released all their members actual personal information?????"

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
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AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:31:33 AM

Rank: Story Verifier
Moderator

Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 738
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
He said those photos were for his private collection...

AbigailThornton
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:38:40 AM

Rank: Story Verifier
Moderator

Joined: 7/8/2012
Posts: 738
Location: The naughty little world inside my head, United Ki
So that's why my vibrator smelt funny...

SensualDesires83
Posted: Saturday, August 18, 2012 5:07:33 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/27/2009
Posts: 373
Location: Southeast, United States, United States
"Wow, I can't even see it with these glasses!"

"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

--Evanescence
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