More to the point, is he erectile ? As far as the future Mrs Hef's motives go, I think Robin Williams called it 'financial attraction.'
In other news, a huge shipment of Viagra was stolen in Australia this week. The estimated street value of the haul is over AU $ 100,000. Police are looking for three hardened criminals.
Three hardened criminals,,Huh Pete,,,,=d>
Altho Heff's in great shape for being 84,
I believe Crystal has dollar signs in her eye's.
Apparently, an abundance of beautiful woman around
is like the fountain of youth, not to mention a fountain of cash!
You know I admire heff because he's a master of marketing. He has managed to keep people interested In a magazine which is pretty boring really. I looked at a playboy a couple of times but it doesn't entertain me as much as other things. I guess if I was 13 it would be cool but that's it really. The pictures? Internet porn is better. The articles? Real magazine articles are better. Those dirty letters to the editor from "real" people? The stories on lush are better. Almost everything is done better in a different medium but playboy is still around.
I don't think he's having sex with these woman. It's just a way to stay in the news and plug his magazine as he should be doing in my opinion. Just a good business man.
The attraction is financial more then not. Although she may be attracted to him in other ways ... her future is her motivation I bet.
I have a friend who is with a gentleman for that reason. She says she in love with him ... but her love is like a friend not a lover and its not unconditional.
I think its sad, and wrong. She speaks about how he does this and that, but he bought her this and she is getting that... ugh!
I know people feel differently, and that cool. I just think its a turn-off and character flaw to use people and their feelings.
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
I say "Heff...go for it..."
If he "dies while fucking" like Doll says...at least he dies with a smile...
It's a willing seller-willing buyer situation. They both play the game they are supposed to, not a big deal.
By the way, I heard playboy is almost bankrupt due to the internet? Who is gonna pay money for a magazine when you can see for free all the pussy in the world on your computer screen?
So perhaps is this just a marketing move?
Okay, imagine that you're 84. You have more money than you could possibly stay interested long enough to spend, you'll go down as an unqualified success in your field, and you've gotten into more pink in your lifetime than a warehouse full of valentine's day party favors. What did you not have? Maybe that whole family with picket fence thing, but honestly that probably doesn't even register to you. I'm guessing five decades, 300 lines of coke, and 600 playboy bunnies ago, all that was kind of wiped from the 'life's goals' list, which is understandable.
So what is it that you really want to do? Fight a losing battle to make a thick-ass magazine sell when magazines are dying? Try in vain to keep up with the Youporns, Lushstories', and Adultfriendfinders of the world? Nah, maybe you just want to hang out with a sexy girl, drink good brandy, sun yourself, and show up at a good party every few weeks. Oh she wants to get married? Sure, whatever. Have your lawyers draw up some papers so she can't clean your ass out if she goes nuts or you get sick of her, and enjoy the fact that you made somebody happy...for now anyway.
Maybe he doesn't give a rats ass if we think he's interesting anymore. If that's the case, he might be one of my favorite people.
He's bored, along comes a toy he can play with and she gets to be pampered and have her 15mins of fame. Its a win-win in that situation.
He's smart and protected and the girls see dollar signs and a boost in their image. And maybe their fetish is octogenarian sex.
Good for him! He's not dead after all!!! I have no problem with age and age gaps. Personally, he'd be too old for me but I can't judge anyone! I'm 26 and usually go for guys in their 40's...
