Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Guys... would you give up alcohol for this lot?
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
I take one down and drink it myself
and never touch those lips again.
No wonder why men drank.
Bat
I take one down and drink it myself
and never touch those lips again.
No wonder why men drank.
Bat
Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
0 likes
I'm with you Bat....those women are pretty scary looking!
Please enjoy my current story competition entry:
And the final part of Book 3 of Mac and Grace's story:
In a New York Minute - Part Twenty-Nine - Chapters 111-114
And the latest micros:
Lurker
0 likes
But which lips were they talking about? ;)
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I really can't imagine a man being interested in any lips they have!
Lurker
0 likes
True, but there may be some out there who would be.
Geez, alcohol over kissing, though? Ridiculous choice. =P
Geez, alcohol over kissing, though? Ridiculous choice. =P
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I think most guys would have to be drunk to look at that lot!
Then they'd be out of the race anyway.
Then they'd be out of the race anyway.
Rookie Scribe
0 likes
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
They should have been locked in a cell one by one with sex sickos
Lush Legend
0 likes
This "lot" looks like the main reason men would drink..... ....lol
....lol"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Lurker
0 likes
LoL this was funny... no wonder it didnt work
Skip to 2009 and we have the Tui girls creating em booze
Skip to 2009 and we have the Tui girls creating em booze
Lurker
0 likes
I could see me being the town drunk ,,If that was all I had to look at in the way of women!
SHAME on Shameless!
SHAME on Shameless!
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Quote by Angela
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
Unfortunately, they were overqualified.
Except, noticeably, in the Macabre Sexy criteria. Hmmmphf.
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Lurker
0 likes
What the hell does 'fap' mean?
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Quote by Oneline
What the hell does 'fap' mean?
I was joking, because the women are unattractive (to me).
Definition of "fap".
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Lurker
0 likes
Could be that we have been misled into thinking that self pleasuring just happens naturally,, After seeing those women,,I think some man invented it to avoid those gals.
Matriarch
0 likes
Quote by Primal
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Quote by Angela
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
But Morticia was HOT!
Advanced Wordsmith
0 likes
I think I'd make an attempt at drinking myself to death
I'm always perving...
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.
Lurker
0 likes
Quote by skiierman
along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.
I've heard that and laughed my ass off.
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
Quote by skiierman
along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.
Also attributed to Sir Winston Churchill:
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Yes, madam, I am, and you're ugly; in the morning, I shall be sober."
Lurker
0 likes
Gotta love Winnie.
Constant Gardener
0 likes
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Lurker
0 likes
I don't drink.... but I still don't want theeem.... ehhh...
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I would NEED to be drunk to touch that
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
I was in a play last year and we had a group of anti-alcohol ladies in the group. LMAO. Thanks for the memories.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
Simone de Beauvoir
