I miss work... ha no, not at all
The sun is shining, birds are singing...and I'm stuck here at flippin work.
Do orange kitty's taste orange or is that just the color ?
Must be Hump Day, I'm horny
the sky is blue and the sun is shining (Hi Tami)
no left turns shall remain unstoned
neil cassidy
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but if water runs down hill, why not get it down at bottom? What were they really doing up there?
i have this old car that is being held together with duct tape. and can't afford another one.
We have been blessed with wind, rain and flooding - could the end be coming? Where is the Ark
and then one day, i met this sexy young thing and thought to myself.......
why do we drive on a parkway and park in the driveway
Rainbows are caused by droplets of water reflecting the sunlight ... and can never be approached. Therefore, one can never find the end. Sorry to burst your bubbles.
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
so it was supposed to rain all week here, but has been sunny until today when we have had several storms come through
We sat on the beach holding hands when she turned to me and looked lovingly into my eyes and said...did you fart?
where does the white go when snow melts?
why is snow white when it first arrives
As I held her feet, I wanted to fuck her with all my humanity and passion.
"kicked off my flip flops and stepped on a pop top"...life can be a bitch
Mashed Potatoes and Gravy
As I stood on a platform, deep in my own thoughts...
i should really take the christmas cards down
the binky = your clit ;)
