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Nikki703
Posted: Thursday, June 16, 2011 4:03:41 PM

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Of course Sarah is right. She feels if the baby is not willing to get a job to support itself, then it should it should have planned ahead and been born into a wealthy family.

Sarah believes that she can gain more support for her 2012 Presidential run by having all the eskimos in her home state ban together and form the "Iced" Tea Party
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Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:18:15 AM

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Of course Sarah is right -- she interprets the 2% of the Eskimo vote she got when she ran for Governor, and a check from Lipton, as enthusiastic support! You go girl!

Sarah says that sure, global warming will kill a lot of people, but they're gonna die anyway, so "so what"?
ParMach
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:21:55 AM

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Umm who is Sarah Palin is she related to Pauline Lee Hanson Please explain

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Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:31:52 AM

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Since I'm not al all biased (ah, maybe that's not entirely true -- but as true as Sarah's comments) let me explain. She is the former governor (for a couple of years) of Alaska and a vice-presidential candidate in the last election who knows very little about history or government but will pretend she does even when confronted by the truth. For example, though a vice presidential candidate she told a group of school children that a vice president's job was different than it really was; and when in Boston, where Paul Revere made his famous ride during the Revolutionary War and yelled "The British Are Coming", she said that Paul was warning the British, not the colonists. When confronted by this obvious error in an interview on Fox TV she said "He was warning the British you won't take away our guns" and "I know my American History" and alleged that Paul fired warning shots and rang a bell -- none of which are true. Her supporters tried to put her erroneous version of history on Wikipedia, but were locked out. That is why this category asks for you to say something outrageous and then justify it, just like Sarah. Got it?
ParMach
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:34:51 AM

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Hap google Pauline Lee Hanson she is the Aussie equal but a bit dummer and possible worse

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Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:39:13 AM

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Hey Hap and ParMach, is this the Think Tank or Word Games Forum? Anyway, getting back to Hap's quote of Sarah from so long ago, yes, once again Sarah is right, and in addition to not doing anything about global warming we shouldn't do anything about any medical treatment of people, cause they're just gonna die anyway!

Sarah says that she has opinions of her own, but doesn't always agree with them.
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Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 10:51:17 AM

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Of course Sarah is right. But maybe she can explain which of her opinions she doesn't agree wtih, gay marriage, masturbating, Bristol's dancing?

Sarah says "I never apologize -- I'm sorry, that's just the way I am."
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Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 5:44:18 PM

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Sarah is right Imhapless, see she never needs to apologise since she's never done anything she regards as bad.

Sarah said she and Australia's Pauline Hanson are actually twin sisters, born in Uzbekistantenople. They were separated at birth. Sarah was sent to the U.S. and Pauline remained here. Their parents wanted both to become President and Prime Minister respectively. Eventually one would become the ruler of the not so free world. Both parents were committed to a certain high security rest home some years back. Apparently they have a rather unique mental condition, possibly passed on to their daughters. Anyway.... Sarah said.... I'm the countries first choice to lead the people, my sister Pauline said so.
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Posted: Sunday, June 19, 2011 7:17:30 AM

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Of course Sarah is right -- and she is so kind to visit Pauline in the mental hospital she was committed to.

Sarah says that during a baseball game her husband Todd likes to kiss her on the strikes, and she likes to kiss him on the balls.
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Posted: Monday, June 20, 2011 6:48:33 AM

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That's right Sarah, you go girl, but isn't that how Bristol and Levi got in trouble?

Sarah says it is Unamerican not to love American oil companies, like BP and Shell.
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Posted: Tuesday, June 21, 2011 7:52:38 AM

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That's right Sarah, oil companies don't rip us off, and London and Amsterdam are somewhere in the U. S.

Sarah says she actually isn't a member of the Tea Party -- she only drinks American drinks, like espresso.
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Posted: Monday, June 27, 2011 9:57:37 PM

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Oil companies have been paying every person in Alaska, including Sarah and her family while they lived there. Since she's now moving from Alaska, think she'll change how she thinks.
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Posted: Friday, August 05, 2011 3:57:14 PM

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Can I just top Sarah?
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Posted: Friday, August 05, 2011 4:02:59 PM

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Let all intelligent Americans...( there must be some left?) just S.top Palin!
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Posted: Monday, August 29, 2011 8:10:57 PM

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Throw her and Bachman together and you have a highly volatile recipe for disaster.


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Posted: Monday, August 29, 2011 10:09:55 PM

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Sarah possessed Mitt Romney and said "Corporations are people, too."
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 11:34:11 AM

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Hmmmmm Sarah Palin????? She had her shot at infamy but lost it when she chose to quit instead of fighting.
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 11:45:22 AM

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OK OK I see I m in the midst of democrats so tell me true What has Obama done for you?
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 11:56:50 AM

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Oh man. I joined lush to read stories and get myself off not get involved in a political debate. Ron Paul in 2012!
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:02:05 PM

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so lets me and you go in bedroom and forget who is ruining, i mean running country
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 12:08:38 PM

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ginger i like the way you think
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 1:30:48 PM

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Sarah Palin is NOT a Democrat/Republican issue, nor is this forum. She is an ignorant arrogance vs. intelligent reasonableness issue. Anyone who says Paul Revere was warning the British, and then in a national TV interview the next day refuses to admit her error and says "Doncha know, I know my American History" is an ignorant arrogant ass regardless of her political affiliation, gender, age, race, nationality, or sexual preference. Ignorant arrogance in all walks of life are a major problem and we need to make fun of anyone who fits that bill, and the more high profile they are, the more we need to make fun of them!
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 2:25:20 PM

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ok hap, never wanted to get into the polotics but as bad as sarah palin is, obama is much worse. he is the president she isn't and never will be. he made promises that made me vote for him and my deepest wish is to take that vote back
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Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 3:20:08 PM

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Even God cannot explain Sarah Palin....or Michele Bachman....two worthless wastes of life!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:26:28 PM

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slutpuppy wrote:
ok hap, never wanted to get into the polotics but as bad as sarah palin is, obama is much worse. he is the president she isn't and never will be. he made promises that made me vote for him and my deepest wish is to take that vote back


Ginger, face it one is worse that than the next. It is really amazing that in a country of about 300 million people, this the best we can come up with.

Ok, now back to Sarah!!

Sarah Palin went into a gay sex club one night because she figured she can get some voters when she saw a big lighted sign saying , T Party Tonight Only!!!! She didnt realize that the lights spelling Bag had burned out but in the end Sarah didnt seem to mind.
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Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 2:52:05 PM

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Who cares what Sarah Palin said or says. And don't try to explain her. She's a MILF that needs an orgasm in the worst way. And she needs it LIBERALLY!
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Posted: Tuesday, March 26, 2013 1:58:28 AM

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NOBODY can explain Sarah Palin! Nutbag

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