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complete the sentence ..with full honesty..( lol at least try..lol)
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I will never have sex in a washing machine. While it is turned on, that is!
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I will never......

...say never!
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I will never understand non-compassion
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I double posted .. SORRY!
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i will never cheat on my husband.... if i ever get one that is
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i will never seduce a woman...!!!( bad experience counts) lolol
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i will never seduce a woman...!!!( bad experience counts) lolol


hehehe
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lol shushh!!!

i will never tell anyone what happened at the pub when i was thrown a challenge to seduce a woman...lol
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I will never say what I did in the military.....
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I will never go out of the house without clean underwear - in case I get run over by a number 74 bus - advice from Mum!
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I will never stop loving Elaine
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Fart in an elevator again...lol
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I will never eat food upside down...maybe a little tossed salad
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I will never again do anything to tease or embarrass Wildcat, Lola, slutpuppy, sisters, kinkygirl, curlygirl, espresso, naughtynurse, or adele.

[This is the bald faced lies section, right?]
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I will never again do anything to tease or embarrass Wildcat, Lola, slutpuppy, sisters, kinkygirl, curlygirl, espresso, naughtynurse, or adele.

[This is the bald faced lies section, right?]

You haven't embarrassed us yet (at least not me), so it's not a total lie.

I will never love a vibrator or dildo more than a real man.
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I will never again lust after Lola, except Wednesdays - Sundays.
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I will never post the twins...... if you want to see them email me
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I will never again be fooled by Wildcat after unsuccessfully trying to email her at thirty times.
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I will never tell Hap the real email address by which he can see Wildcat's twins.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Quote by imhapless
I will never again do anything to tease or embarrass Wildcat, Lola, slutpuppy, sisters, kinkygirl, curlygirl, espresso, naughtynurse, or adele.

[This is the bald faced lies section, right?]


Nope, not embarrassed here either.

I will NEVER show Hap my pubic hair no matter how much he begs or tries to embarrass me by mentioning them in the forums!

(In what alternate universe did I just type that sentence?)
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I will never use curly's avatar as footy motivational poster
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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I will never ask Par to change his AV back to the boobalicious Klingon.
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I will never understand why there are so many Lushies waiting to see what I will write next.
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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I double posted .. SORRY!


I will never double post again
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Quote by AngelHeart01
I double posted .. SORRY!


I will never double post again
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i will never go an entire day without an orgasm - really, why would i even want to?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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.... delete my Lush profile again (until I'm really done with Lush)

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I will never try to seek into the sexual circus again without a pass; those whips really hurt!
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Kiss you again.....