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GreenEyes2
Posted: Saturday, July 16, 2011 11:37:03 PM

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You and the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together.

Using three words only, what would you say to that person?

Remember - only three words, no contractions allowed (ie It's, Let's, We're)

Good luck!




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Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 16, 2011 11:41:02 PM

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are you drunk
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 17, 2011 12:03:54 AM

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damn! i told you we shouldn't dance naked at that club!
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Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 12:23:49 PM

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undo my cuffs
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:28:51 PM

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oh my god
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:42:45 PM

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Like old times
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Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:43:52 PM

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love you too
adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:49:17 PM

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who ARE you???

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:50:00 PM

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You got bail?
adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:50:52 PM

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no, do you?

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:54:25 PM

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not my fault
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Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 2:55:34 PM

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Was worth it!





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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:02:26 PM

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Zip up, please!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:02:39 PM

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Shit Shit Shit
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Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:04:15 PM

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My third strike!! :(
adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:04:40 PM

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stupid damn party!

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Guest
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cover those tits!
Guest
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Uncover those tits !
lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:22:42 PM

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Told you so!





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:25:51 PM

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Not again, man!
lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:40:38 PM

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Don't tell mom.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 6:26:16 PM

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you were the one with the midget and the donkey in there, i was only topless...
why did i get arrested too?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 6:31:41 PM

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we share beds
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:29:31 PM

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is that the officer's night stick,
or is he just happy to see us?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:41:08 PM

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told you not to give that guy a blow job
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 7:58:11 PM

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wake up girl
etairay
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:26:37 PM

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R U NUTS

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love you marky

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beinggood
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 8:39:40 PM

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rot roh...im in trouble

doing my best to be good..
fsharp
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who is dom? f-hihi
adele
Posted: Wednesday, July 20, 2011 9:42:04 PM

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well, had fun!

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Three more good reads:
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