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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 4:28:05 PM

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See told you that you can't do that with a sheep in this country
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 4:31:53 PM

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Did you steal that last bottle of vodka?
FeistyWolf1970
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 5:27:59 PM

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what happens now???
sweetaz
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 5:37:53 PM

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Now we are going to plan how you're going to convince that copper to let us go ... here use this lip balm it will make the sliding easier
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 6:02:43 PM

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I told you not to rub you chest on the coppers face, She didn't like it. You should have done her partner
sweetaz
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 6:11:45 PM

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I wasn't rubbing honest ... she was collecting evidence you left on them ... not my fault she wanted to sample. God man get it out for her!
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 7:46:35 PM

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Hey, Babe! How about you and me take a nice long bath together as soon as we get ourselves out of this?
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 7:51:30 PM

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I don't think the police would cuff me to a DOUCHE.....to easy to get away
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 7:52:13 PM

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Excuse me for living, Bitch!
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 7:56:21 PM

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iamhereinthestateofo wrote:
Excuse me for living, Bitch!


You're living likes narcissistic ass.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 8:00:28 PM

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Handcuffs...creeeeeeaaaammmmmy..dreamy...
sweetaz
Posted: Friday, September 13, 2013 8:07:04 PM

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until the cold metal abruptly wakens you to your senses ... now what?
kiera
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 3:07:14 AM

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Quick Az flash him your boobs and maybe he will let us go, id do it myself but I don't have any Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 3:58:12 AM

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kiera wrote:
Quick Az flash him your boobs and maybe he will let us go, id do it myself but I don't have any Embarassed



let me judge them Embarassed
sweetaz
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 4:50:30 AM

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ginger86 wrote:



let me judge them Embarassed



If I flash them anymore he might as well fluff them up and go to sleep on them ... we need a new plan?
kiera
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 5:00:26 AM

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Lol

Ok we will just tell them the devil, she made us do it, works for me and Ginger all the time lol Whistle

Hey Ginger, Hey Az Big Hugs
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 5:08:03 AM

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Hey KK

You didn't have to get us arrested to get me in cuffs.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 7:59:08 AM

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Oooohhhh!

Aren't we kinky!
kiera
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 8:48:48 AM

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Hey Kinks Big Hugs

What the hell did you flash that group of nuns for?? Jesus, and how dare you tell them I made you, Im so gonna kick your arse for this when we get out of these cuffs.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 10:13:39 AM

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keep the cuffs on?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 14, 2013 10:46:44 AM

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Why not? :D

Makes it lots more fun. ;D
sweetaz
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 2:44:37 AM

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Can't change your mind now bud the cuffs are on, I hope for your sake they don't use that truncheon
Ardentmale
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 10:35:57 AM

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I know I am going to lose my job over this one... I told you not to steal his nightstick!!

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:33:31 AM

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That's funny.

I thought this kinky stuff turns you on.
kiera
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:34:22 AM

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I strongly feel that u are abusing your position of authority somewhat, why didn't u just ask me out for dinner??

Edit....that was for AM.

You twat I told u not to give oral sex to guys in public, I get ur strapped for cash but jeez babes, thats a busy street and u were hardly discreet. I tiied to warn u and now ive been arrested to dontknow
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:38:05 AM

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i don't remember a thing i was knock out

FeistyWolf1970
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:14:47 PM

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You are naughty!!!!
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:17:58 PM

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well, you made me do it

bill11
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:18:46 PM

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But, it was fun!!
scarlet
Posted: Sunday, September 15, 2013 12:20:55 PM

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Regaeman Man it was you angel7


GreenEyes2 wrote:
You and the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together.

Using three words only, what would you say to that person?

Remember - only three words, no contractions allowed (ie It's, Let's, We're)

Good luck!


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