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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 4:32:47 AM

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The cakes raised so much money that Hap was able to get a gold plated prosthetic testicle. The surgeon had a twisted sense of humor though, he....
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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 4:49:51 AM

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he engraved it with the words, property of spanky, now hap....
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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 5:13:04 AM

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he engraved it with the words, property of spanky, now hap.... dreams about burying his dick, right to that golden nut, in Spank's mouth.

Spank, smiling with warm cream dribbling down his chin, said, "hap, my love, that ...................
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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:59:11 AM

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turns me on so quick that we go at it for hours


i am on lush and waiting ...........

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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 2:40:00 PM

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for things to catch up with me.



Hap, with his new ball gleaming, walked into...
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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 4:32:10 PM

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Hap, with his new ball gleaming, walked into a lingerie store looking for a new banana hammock to show off his new ball proudly.

The store clerk seemed to take a liking to him and...
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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 4:35:08 PM

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The store clerk seemed to take a liking to him and...
unzipped his fly to show off his new bronze banana.

Seeing the gleaming shaft, Hap...

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Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:52:55 PM

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Hap suddently remembered how much he loved playing with CG's ass, and immediately went to find her. When he did,....
LauraLee_sugah
Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:14:07 AM

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Hap suddently remembered how much he loved playing with CG's ass, and immediately went to find her. When he did,....

he accidently ran into LauraLee_Sugah and became enamored of her.... fan..... So he changed his mind and showed her his........

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Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 6:52:31 AM

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So he changed his mind and showed her his newly-minted third testicle, which the Lushies were kind enough to help him acquire.

Adele had been practicing for months to try out for the US Winter Olympic team in the sport of...
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Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 7:08:37 AM

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sport of "tit flopping" but realized she needed to strengthen her shoulder muscles if she wanted maximum "flop." She went to see CG...
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Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 7:12:11 AM

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CG then showed him with one easy turn how to flop it all out so he could..................

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Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 8:22:28 AM

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so he could get the most post flop bounce. CG was quite good at this technique. So good in fact, she was considered to be the ....



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Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:33:45 PM

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the bounce most likely to pounce. Of course all this got The Scottish Girl all...
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Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 9:25:24 PM

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Of course all this got The Scottish Girl all upset because 2 of her favorite people could end up in competition with each other. But then.....

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Posted: Monday, November 14, 2011 9:50:27 AM

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then Hap saved the day by saying they deserved to tie for best ever. Hap then gave them....
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Posted: Monday, November 14, 2011 12:46:16 PM

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imhapless wrote:
then Hap saved the day by saying they deserved to tie for best ever. Hap then gave them....


a nasty shock, but recovering quickly, the girls said, "No thanks, I'll smoke my own."

Hap was skiing downhill at the party games when...
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Posted: Monday, November 14, 2011 6:47:55 PM

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Hap was skiing downhill at the party games when his prosthetic steel third nut froze to his thigh.

Meanwhile, Slutpuppy entered the Lush Winter Olympics in the...
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Posted: Monday, November 14, 2011 7:47:32 PM

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in the naked luge event. However, she forgot to grease her ass and back with bear grease so....
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Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 7:26:03 PM

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However, she forgot to grease her ass and back with bear grease so the lovely naked SP became quick froze to the sled the momment her warm body hit the cold metal .... there she was flat on her back ... naked ... and unable to move ..... screaming at the top of her lungs HELP !!! SOMEBODY ... ANYBODY ... GET ME OFF !!! ... Now who do you think would be the first to show up to " get her off "..... Well it was none other than .........


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Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 10:37:40 AM

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Curlygirly, who naturally......
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Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 3:56:33 PM

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laughed at first. But as she stood there looking down at her, she said with a sexy grin "Now you know you have to do something for me if I help you out, right?" To which slutpuppy quickly agreed. "Anything, I'll do anything you want". Curlygirly knelt down to help, "You know what you can do for me? You can.....

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Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 4:12:22 PM

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"you can get me a date with Hap. I know I make fun of him, but he is really my heartthrob, not just because of his third testicle, but...."
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Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 4:53:56 PM

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I know I make fun of him, but he is really my heartthrob, not just because of his third testicle, but because has poor sense of direction makes me feel superior.

For fun, several Lushies decided to...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 17, 2011 8:05:27 AM

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to compare tattoos. CG went first -- she had "Lake Bluff High Sex Queen" in multi-colored inks on her ass. Other surprising tattoos.....
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Posted: Thursday, November 17, 2011 1:33:28 PM

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included Hap's 'I love Tell', Tell's 'I love BP' and BP's 'I love David Tennant.

The rudest one was...
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Posted: Thursday, November 17, 2011 4:11:36 PM

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The rudest one was on CG's ass, of course, which surprised no one.



After the Lushies were done comparing tattoos...

Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 17, 2011 4:51:02 PM

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done comparing tattoos, they started displaying body piercings. When Hap saw where one of slutpuppy's was....
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Posted: Thursday, November 17, 2011 8:00:40 PM

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When Hap saw where one of slutpuppy's was, he decided he wanted one there too, or at least......

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Guest
Posted: Friday, November 18, 2011 10:03:07 AM

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adele wrote:
When Hap saw where one of slutpuppy's was, he decided he wanted one there too, or at least......


he did until Adele explained what 'piercing' meant. Fortunately, TheScottishgirl was on hand with her smelling salts to wake Hap up again.
Hap was so pale...
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