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Guest
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 11:12:08 PM

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stand on my own, not that drunk

put your hand
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 11:15:55 PM

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Put your hand in your pants.

Don't touch my...
findingnichole
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 11:16:30 PM

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Put your hand in my pants.
We should...

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 11:22:14 PM

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Don't touch my cock, trinket, you've been warned time and time again.

let me see your
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 3:10:08 AM

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I would like to clarify that I said "put your hand in YOUR pants" and You have me confusled with someone else.. you've never told me not to touch your cock because I've never tried! AND we're not friends. evil4
Poppet
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 12:13:40 PM

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Location: In Your Dirty Fantasies, United States
MORPHUS99 wrote:
Don't touch my cock, trinket, you've been warned time and time again.

let me see your


Let me see your skills at chugging a beer.


I want to dance on....

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 12:21:05 PM

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I want to dance on Strictly Come Dancing

With all that hair...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 4:18:22 PM

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With all that hair, you could afford to cut some off, donate it to charity and still have more than Rapunzel!

Does anyone want to come...
findingnichole
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 5:07:44 PM

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Does anyone want to come over and bake cookies?

My favorite thing to do in bed is....

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Budlee
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 5:22:32 PM

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Location: Central NJ, United States
My favorite thing to do in bed is to cuddle.

I feel sexiest when I'm....
Candi00_us
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 6:49:03 PM

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Joined: 8/13/2011
Posts: 95
Location: United States
I feel sexiest when i'm a slave to you both

Top of my sex bucket list is...
Jinxy
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 9:59:00 PM

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Joined: 10/10/2012
Posts: 3,112
Location: In His Heart, United States
Top of my sex bucket list is... to get a new man ;)

†Jinxy Approved†

LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 10:47:49 PM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Thanx for not leaving me anything :)

So I'll make something up: To get a new man....

...I will do anything

I need a...
findingnichole
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 11:08:19 PM

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I need a new pair of sexy panties.

I love you more than...

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 11:18:33 PM

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I love you more than my ex wife.

You really need to peel.......
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 1:56:11 AM

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You really need to peel the oranges before lacing them with lsd and putting the bin liner over your head.

a few good women...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 2:06:18 AM

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a few good women are a lady on the street and a freak between the sheets.

I'm tired coz you made me...
simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 2:11:34 AM

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so damn horny that I couldnt sleep

sex is like an ice cream because ..
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 3:17:05 AM

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its hard at the start when its in the box, and becomes soft a lot of digging. Hehe..

I am single because...
simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 3:44:14 AM

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I just havent got what it takes to try and meet people and perhaps enter into a (edit - new) relationship.

sex is rather like burnt toast because ..
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 4:47:13 AM

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sex is rather like burnt toast because .. someone's gonna feel the burn.

This is the day that.....

simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 6:54:27 AM

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I have become owned. My master is such a wonderful person. Nobody could ask for someone more intelligent, handsome, witty, charming, sexy, generous, caring, respectful and full of BS.

Sex is like a worn out bicycle because ..

Budlee
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 6:56:40 AM

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Location: Central NJ, United States
I adore my lover/partner because...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 8:37:14 AM

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simplyjohn wrote:
I have become owned. My master is such a wonderful person. Nobody could ask for someone more intelligent, handsome, witty, charming, sexy, generous, caring, respectful and full of BS.

Sex is like a worn out bicycle because ..



Sex is like a worn out bicycle because you always get ridden like a cheapride

you can't always get
simplyjohn
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:25:16 AM

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exactly what you want here on Lush but in the main its great fun.

On a cold sunny winters day there is nothing better than ..

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:47:38 AM

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On a cold sunny winters day there is nothing better than getting a hug and cuddle from a beautiful woman

don't do what they tell you...
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:05:25 AM

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.....do what the voices in your pants tell you LOL

When I feel thirsty my favorite drink is........

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:23:21 AM

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Freshly juiced oranges.

When there are no oranges in the house.....
HotBttmInBriefs
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:48:40 AM

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.....i love to eat pineapple instead.

When I am alone I like to......

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 10:51:52 AM

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When I am alone, I like to eat loads of food, play obnoxiously loud music and sing at the top of my voice.

Fuckin' hell...
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