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Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 5:04:10 AM

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I ate my WHOLE heart box of chocolates, and now I have tummy ache!

One of my puppies ate my pretty new slippers so now.........

stockingluvr
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 8:02:48 AM

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One of my puppies ate my pretty new slippers so now.........I have to take her to the vet barefoot.

I was floating on the lake in my rowboat enjoying the day when . . . .


Budlee
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 8:50:26 AM

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I spotted couple engaged in some heavy petting at the water's edge.

I would love for my Valentine to...
simplyjohn
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 11:47:20 AM

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buy me some new clothes, pay off my credit cards, re-decorate the entire house, clear the garden up, service and wash my car, oh fix some broken roof tiles and then make me dinner and later have sex.

It pays in life to treat a lady well and not expect too much because ...
Jinxy
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 8:44:31 PM

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Location: In His Heart, United States
LYFBUZ wrote:
Thanx for not leaving me anything :)

So I'll make something up: To get a new man....

...I will do anything

I need a...


Haha, Thanks for calling me out. :( I shouldn't play these games. I suck!

Quote:
It pays in life to treat a lady well and not expect too much because ...


It pays in life to treat a lady well and not expect too much because the less you expect the more you get.

If I could wish on a single star, I'd wish for....

†Jinxy Approved†

LYFBUZ
Posted: Thursday, February 14, 2013 9:01:20 PM

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Location: wandering..., Canada
Jinxy said: Haha, Thanks for calling me out. :( I shouldn't play these games. I suck!

Actually you are very good and outrageously funny!

If I could wish on a single star I would wish for...Jinxy's dreams to come true...

Quivering in anticipation she....
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 1:08:01 AM

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Quivering in anticipation she close her eyes and dreams about her sensuality she can create

and then she open her eyes and feel someone is near.....
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 3:11:50 AM

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Then she opens her eyes and sees someone is near her stash of chocolates which she has been collecting for a whole DAY!

I always keep a huge stash of batteries because....
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 3:17:03 AM

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..... vibrators and flashlights are equally important in "emergency" situations!

The flicker of the firelight helped illuminate the......
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 10:22:08 AM

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The flicker of the firelight helped illuminate the surrounding around us and we can see the glow in each other eyes

and then suddenly there is thunderstorm hitting the window pane...
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 10:32:07 AM

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and then suddenly there is thunderstorm hitting the window pane... So we lit the candle and had a romantic valentine's dinner.

I would never ever let him...
Budlee
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 10:36:49 AM

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I would never ever let him take me beyond my limit without my consent.

My favorite fantasy is...
simplyjohn
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 10:44:23 AM

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Peter Pan.

For dinner tonight I have ...

(lol ... I am so boring!)
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 11:14:24 AM

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For dinner tonight I have boring sensei ala whip drizzled with spanks and served with hugs :D

This is the time when.....
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 1:00:05 PM

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... a home made French bread pizza and a couple beers is the perfect dinner.

Snowflakes fall from the afternoon sky like......
Budlee
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 1:34:54 PM

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Snowflakes fall from the afternoon sky like delicate whispers floating on a breeze.

I want so much to...
Poppet
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 5:11:49 PM

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I want so much to be able to be with the one who makes me smile daily...

If I could only live with one person, it would be....

LYFBUZ
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 6:44:56 PM

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If I could only live with one person, it would be....the one with whom our love is effortless...

If I knew I had only 15 more minutes with my lover I would...
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 15, 2013 9:30:34 PM

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If I knew I had only 15 more minutes with my lover I would not waste time fucking around on forums

how do you make a woman understand that
findingnichole
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 12:41:32 AM

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How do you make a woman understand that she is pretty?

If I could only...

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 1:47:36 AM

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If I could only see her, i'd hold her face close to mine, kiss the top of her nose, caress her cheeks and wipe her tears away. i'd tell her, softly, "you are beautiful and i love you"

Do you believe in the power of
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 10:57:36 AM

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.....mother nature to cure and treat all diseases?

As Bugs Bunny was watching the Looney Tunes...
Budlee
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 11:04:57 AM

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...he realized they don't make cartoons like this anymore.

What gets me in the mood most is...
findingnichole
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 5:54:52 PM

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reading stories on lush.

Sex with you is better than...

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 8:46:04 PM

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Sex with you is better than masturbating

why don't we all go to the
Archangelistic
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 9:45:51 PM

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Adam & Eve store to stock up on some goodies

I'm all out of....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 9:47:57 PM

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I'm all out of body parts

need to get
Jinxy
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 9:54:52 PM

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Need to get me some loving.

I once had a fish, but it

†Jinxy Approved†

findingnichole
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 10:10:59 PM

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I once had a fish, but it drowned.

You hurt me when you...

You seem sweet, mind if I lick you to make sure?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 16, 2013 10:44:40 PM

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You hurt me when you ignore me

i think you enjoy
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