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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:10:41 AM

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To see that the sausage was not sausage at all but really.....weiners. The 2 large Big Sausage pizzas were in fact 2 large Big Weiner pizzas, and we all know there is no such thing as a Big Weiner, so I took the 2 large Big Weiner pizzas (that weren't really Big Weiner Pizzas) back to the pizza store and asked them were the Big Sausage was.....and the girl behind the counter looked over at the Manager of the store and said........Sir, this lady would like to see the Big Sausage so he took me into the pizza shop office and........
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 12:47:09 AM

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So he took me into the pizza shop office and took out this HUGE crate of bubble gum...I was SO happy I said "YUM!" evil4

But as I was blowing a big bubble with my gum, ALL of a sudden.........

MrLosAngeles
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 12:50:53 AM

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But as I was blowing a big bubble with my gum, ALL of a sudden......... he shouted "I need your big pink bubbles!"

He opened his mouth, stretching out his long tongue, and licked my...
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 1:52:25 AM

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and licked MY big pink bubbles until they almost popped!

Then the bubbles....
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 3:03:02 AM

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Then the bubbles turned into hot air balloons and i was transported to a place far away.

i did not know
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 5:22:06 AM

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i did not know which part of beautiful country i was blown to,i was just lost in beautiful scenery and birding chirping ,feeling cool breeze and wondering can world so be beautiful other than my place where i was born and amazed watching beautiful nature around me

and suddenly i was drifted to
simplyjohn
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 5:37:33 AM

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the local McDonalds where I stuffed my face silly with a Big Mac, large fries, a strawberry milkshake and apple pie with custard.

I had to catch the no. 28 bus home and on the way this rather sexy lady next to me said ....

Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 5:43:50 AM

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You smell.

After she said that to me someone...
simplyjohn
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 5:46:27 AM

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THATS IT!!!! you promised never ever to say that again!!!!

um ... else on the bus said .... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... hes a sexy adorable skunk and I love him madly. Then the other rude lady burst out laughing and said ..

Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 5:48:40 AM

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m ... else on the bus said .... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... hes a sexy adorable skunk and I love him madly. Then the other rude lady burst out laughing and said yes sure in your dreams ,first go and clean the house and do the odd jobs and stop dreaming on bus as you always do or i will (you know)


and then adorable (no)skunk looked cutely in her eyes and....
simplyjohn
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 5:56:17 AM

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said damn it you have always been so bossy to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... she smiled back and said

MrLosAngeles
Posted: Thursday, March 07, 2013 9:29:04 AM

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She smiled and said..."How did you know my former name was Bossey? Yes, I used to be a cow before my transformation."

She mooed gently and showed me her...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 09, 2013 12:07:12 AM

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She mooed gently and showed me her scars from her sex change operation.

"Wow" was all i could say, she moved towards me, smiling inanely, "oh, shit", i thought....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 09, 2013 12:09:30 AM

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"oh, shit", i thought.... "She said Mooooo. I hope she isn't going to try milking me"!

She said "Moooooo" again, and......
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 09, 2013 12:29:03 AM

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She said "Moooooo" again, and I fainted. |When I came round, I was in an open field, tethered to a post and i had the strangest feeling that I'd forgotten something important.

Slowly, the horror of what had happened to me came back, "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", I screamed......
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 09, 2013 2:55:00 AM

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Slowly, the horror of what had happened to me came back, "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", I screamed and looked down on me and checked myself thoroughly
and sigh of relief passes through my lips........
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 09, 2013 6:11:53 AM

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and sigh of relief passes through my lips, !maybe it was a dream", i thought, and smiled to myself. A noise behind me made me jump, startled, i turned quickly, too quickly, i tangled myself in the rope, tripped and fell face first onto the floor. "oh, for fuck's sake", I shouted, rubbing my nose.

"Yes", a voice from behind me, "Fuck here, at your service".........
Budlee
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 7:03:08 AM

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"Yes", a voice from behind me, "Fuck here, at your service", "tell me how I may serve."

In my dream last night...
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 12:54:03 PM

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In my dream last night I had a vision that I would have untold wealth, long life and wisdom but that there would be a high price to pay.
And when I awoke, there was a monkey's paw at the foot of my bed....
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 5:08:10 PM

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And when I awoke, there was a monkey's paw at the foot of my bed....and the REST of the monkey was dead by my head! 6

And then the Easter bunny came in and said.........

eocpez2
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 5:47:08 PM

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Quick! Get up! Santa is trouble because the tooth fairy got his wand stuck in a.......
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 6:18:15 PM

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LOL @ tooth fairy being a 'he'. got his wand stuck in a hole. The hole was....
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 6:26:32 PM

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LOL @ tooth fairy being a 'he'. got his wand stuck in a hole. The hole was....full of HOT LAVA!

So, his whole arm started to melt, then moved up his......

Budlee
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 8:08:37 PM

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So, his whole arm started to melt, then moved up his toward his shoulder as it too began to grown soft.

The next time I masturbate...
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:02:45 PM

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The next time I masturbate Ill remember to check the batteries first.

So, tomorrow being Saturday I think I'll...
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:44:25 PM

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So, tomorrow being Saturday I think I'll hang around naked most of the day, play some LA Noire, kick about on Lush and Stories Space a bit and just generally be a total vegetable. All while looking cute wearing my Kitty ears =^.^=

I have no idea what sentence to construct...
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 29, 2013 10:50:44 PM

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I have no idea what sentence to construct,but at least I'm honest ab it.

I want the Easter Bunny to bring me melted chocolate so I can...
Cami
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 12:24:02 AM

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I want the Easter Bunny to bring me melted chocolate so I can drizzle it over my lover and lick it off.

When I masturbate I...

I can't help but to wonder why.
hotgirluk26
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 2:02:36 AM

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When I masturbate I imagine I am lying naked on my bed, arms and legs wide apart, with hands and mouths........
LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, March 31, 2013 8:54:43 PM

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kissing, licking, touching, squeezing, caressing, probing my every depth. Closing my eyes I....
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