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Mazza
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 10:24:22 AM

Rank: Mazztastic

Joined: 9/20/2012
Posts: 3,349
Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
BITES!!!!! I'm covered in fucking bites!!!

For fuck's sake!!!

Nothing to see here...
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 10:32:29 AM

Rank: Chat Moderator
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Joined: 11/24/2011
Posts: 11,021
Location: Nr Woking, United Kingdom
So the flush handle on a residents toilet at work actually breaks and I need to quickly find a replacement since she is 95 .. on a frame and well needs the loo on a regular basis .. its a mobility loo and special order flush handle and rather unusual in shape/design. I trawl the internet and there it is!! picture is exacty the same as the broken one I need to replace. Arrives 4 days later having paid for next day delivery .. resident has to leave her flat .. use a passenger lift to the ground floor and use the guest room loo whilst her's is not operational.

The handle is not the same as the one pictured on the retailers website and would not fit .. called the retailer .. he says send me a picture of the broken one and what has been delivered by us. I do that and he calls and I quote 'Hello John I can confirm that the handle I sent you is the correct handle'. Very calmly I pointed out that the handle he sent is not the one pictured on the website, or the same as the broken one, which is what I needed and I ordered. Again 'I confirm that the handle I sent you is the correct handle'. I tried all logic with this guy to no avail over perhaps 5 minutes.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT .. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT THE HANDLE YOU HAVE SENT ME IS NOT A) THE ONE I ORDERED AS PICTURED ON YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE AND B) IS NOT THE SAME AS THE ONE THAT IS BROKEN.

I SO FUCKING WANT YOUR BUSINESS TO GO DOWN THE TOILET, ASSUMING IT HAS A FLUSH HANDLE, AND AS FOR YOU I WANT TO VISIT YOUR RETAIL OUTLET AND HAUL YOUR FUCKING ARSE OVER THE COUNTER AND BOP YOU ON THE NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really I rarely get mad but some people are just so stupid!!!! Anyway I ordered from another website and again paid circa £20 for 1 day special recorded delivery and it was the right one. That poor resident had to use the toilet downstairs for 8 fucking days. I am supposed to be the Maintenance/Buildings Manager and it takes me 8 days to replace a toilet handle .. does that make me look a fucking idiot or what.

hmph. brb .. getting a beer now ...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 24, 2013 1:48:04 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,109
Just a friendship my a$$... Shouldn't have been a love triangle... I have way more to offer... But choices have to be made....
kiera
Posted: Sunday, August 25, 2013 3:10:48 AM

Rank: Short Arse Brit

Joined: 3/23/2013
Posts: 17,796
Location: Sipping tea , United Kingdom
simplyjohn wrote:
So the flush handle on a residents toilet at work actually breaks and I need to quickly find a replacement since she is 95 .. on a frame and well needs the loo on a regular basis .. its a mobility loo and special order flush handle and rather unusual in shape/design. I trawl the internet and there it is!! picture is exacty the same as the broken one I need to replace. Arrives 4 days later having paid for next day delivery .. resident has to leave her flat .. use a passenger lift to the ground floor and use the guest room loo whilst her's is not operational.

The handle is not the same as the one pictured on the retailers website and would not fit .. called the retailer .. he says send me a picture of the broken one and what has been delivered by us. I do that and he calls and I quote 'Hello John I can confirm that the handle I sent you is the correct handle'. Very calmly I pointed out that the handle he sent is not the one pictured on the website, or the same as the broken one, which is what I needed and I ordered. Again 'I confirm that the handle I sent you is the correct handle'. I tried all logic with this guy to no avail over perhaps 5 minutes.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT .. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT THE HANDLE YOU HAVE SENT ME IS NOT A) THE ONE I ORDERED AS PICTURED ON YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE AND B) IS NOT THE SAME AS THE ONE THAT IS BROKEN.

I SO FUCKING WANT YOUR BUSINESS TO GO DOWN THE TOILET, ASSUMING IT HAS A FLUSH HANDLE, AND AS FOR YOU I WANT TO VISIT YOUR RETAIL OUTLET AND HAUL YOUR FUCKING ARSE OVER THE COUNTER AND BOP YOU ON THE NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really I rarely get mad but some people are just so stupid!!!! Anyway I ordered from another website and again paid circa £20 for 1 day special recorded delivery and it was the right one. That poor resident had to use the toilet downstairs for 8 fucking days. I am supposed to be the Maintenance/Buildings Manager and it takes me 8 days to replace a toilet handle .. does that make me look a fucking idiot or what.

hmph. brb .. getting a beer now ...


Lfunny I came in here to bitch im cheered up now lol

tango48
Posted: Sunday, August 25, 2013 4:50:57 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/6/2008
Posts: 202
Location: islamabad, pakistan
having the most boring weekend (so what else is new?) and not being able to do anything about it, most horrible feeling!

if, 'to be or not to be' is the question - then how is E=MC^2?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, August 25, 2013 6:26:48 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,109
Fucking weather - I want to get outside, I have gardens to set up for next spring, but today 98 (37c) and humid

Our normal high is low 80's - come on you ass, get it right - I don't do well in heat so I'm pretty much stuck inside
Sirene_Jaune
Posted: Sunday, August 25, 2013 6:47:12 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/6/2011
Posts: 1,044
Location: In my mind, Australia
My damn love life. Keep a charade that my rebound FWB is a boyfriend to my mother all the while hanging out with an ex who just got out of a psych hospital. Telling him that my FWB is just a friend and we have not had sex.

Mean while FWB tells me he doesn't want a full on relationship and he enjoys that it's a FWB relationship. He would be supportive if I find someone else although he would LOVE it if I fuck him once a month while I am in my "new" relationship.

Gee why the fuck would I be willing to fuck you if I am in a new relationship. You of all people should know what it is like to be cheated on, since your wife fucked around on you.

Why do I attract insane people or people who have been hurt constantly by their partners.

I must have that aura.
sprite
Posted: Sunday, August 25, 2013 8:51:40 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 20,732
Location: My Tower, United States
The rules were very simple:

1) No directing your rage at other members - this is not UFC (sorry, Doll, but it's not!).

2) No directing your rage at the site. Nicola and the mods do an amazing job here and work hard at making it this wonderful and if you don't like it, leave. This is for stuff outside the site. Stuff that you just need to vent about.

3) let it all out about the little things or the big things. That ass who took your parking spot, getting the pink slip, being sick, getting dumped, all of it, just let it go here.

4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose.

5) Don't censor yourself. Let it all out.

6) Be respectful of other peoples rage. Being bitchy in public is scary. Don't belittle anyone. Ok, have fun.

VERY simple. now i'm getting PMs and OMs from members about who's sniping at who in here. i, and others. have had to post too many reminders in here lately. i really did figure people could act like adults at an adult site. apparently, i was wrong. Cage is closed until further notice. my apologies to those who have been using it as originally intended. at some point, it will reopen. please do NOT contact me about this issue. any correspondence will simply delay that reopening and may even result in the entire thread being DELETED. thank you.



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sprite
Posted: Monday, August 26, 2013 8:06:17 PM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 20,732
Location: My Tower, United States
Rage Cage is now open for business - new rule, i have been given carte blanche to do whatever the fuck i want in here - that means, as of if this moment, anyone breaking the motherfucking rules, their post gets deleted, they get a warning. ONE warning. second time it happens, you will be banned from this topic for life. now, if you'll excuse me, i have some cleaning up to do. and do NOT come crying to me if you find one of your posts deleted. rules were laid out, you chose to break them - this is NOT censorship, this is me cleaning up after your asses - just be glad i am nice enough not to go and mention people by NAME.

sprite ~ Goddess of Rage.



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MadMartigan
Posted: Monday, August 26, 2013 8:25:38 PM

Rank: Raised on Blackroot

Joined: 6/17/2013
Posts: 2,206
Location: United States
Fuck Newark Airport.

Yea, it was however many hours ago I flew out of there, but seriously....

Now I know why New Jersey gets all the shit it does. What a horrible place.
nicola
Posted: Monday, August 26, 2013 11:37:36 PM

Rank: Matriarch
Moderator

Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 27,526
sprite wrote:
Rage Cage is now open for business - new rule, i have been given carte blanche to do whatever the fuck i want in here - that means, as of if this moment, anyone breaking the motherfucking rules, their post gets deleted, they get a warning. ONE warning. second time it happens, you will be banned from this topic for life. now, if you'll excuse me, i have some cleaning up to do. and do NOT come crying to me if you find one of your posts deleted. rules were laid out, you chose to break them - this is NOT censorship, this is me cleaning up after your asses - just be glad i am nice enough not to go and mention people by NAME.

sprite ~ Goddess of Rage.


Good on you. Someone had to say it. I didn't know you had such colourful language in you!
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, August 27, 2013 12:57:39 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 20,732
Location: My Tower, United States
nicola wrote:


Good on you. Someone had to say it. I didn't know you had such colourful language in you!


obviously, you've never pissed me off. evil5



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Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, August 27, 2013 1:17:37 AM

Rank: Wild at Heart

Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 7,654
Location: California
Im walking on sunshine.

sprite
Posted: Tuesday, August 27, 2013 2:30:00 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 20,732
Location: My Tower, United States
Magical_felix wrote:
Im walking on sunshine.


don't push it. i rarely make idle threats.



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SydneySider
Posted: Tuesday, August 27, 2013 2:35:37 AM

Rank: Candy Connoisseur
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Joined: 11/6/2011
Posts: 2,443
Location: Sydney, Australia
Here is why I hate the isle seat on a plane. As soon as they turn off the fasten seat belt sign, every fucker wants to use the god damn toilet so I have to get up, let you out and deal with other people walking into me. For fuck sake, why didnt you go before you got on the plane?? Its a fucking one hour flight, just hold onto it. Oh, and what could you possibly need from the over head storage compartment for the next hour and why didnt you take it out before you stowed it?? And this, when the crew instruct you to turn off your mobile phone, they mean it, not continue talking while the plane taxis to the runway. Its a federal offense you fucking stupid ***** twat. Your phone is not suppose to ring when we are 5 minutes from landing. Why do you think you are so special that you can break the law? Ignorance is not an excuse. I know you can understand english, because when I asked you to point your air vent away from me, you did so. I think that was the most annoying bunch of people I have ever flown with. Another group wanted to play musical fucking chairs. Up and down, walking the isle, sitting in a different seat every time they sat down. I hope we hit an air pocket and you bash your head on the roof above you because you want to kneel on the seat and talk to the people behind you instead of just sitting quietly and not making an ass of yourself...Its a fucking hour, they'll be there when the plane lands...FUCK!!

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 27, 2013 4:12:40 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,109
This is fucking Minnesota, not tropical damned Florida!

What the hell is it with 95+ temps and humidity that puts us in the 105+ heat index

I want my damned normal weather back you fuckers
Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, August 27, 2013 9:36:48 AM

Rank: Wild at Heart

Joined: 4/3/2010
Posts: 7,654
Location: California
sprite wrote:


don't push it. i rarely make idle threats.


Do you even know how motherfucking hot sunshine can be when you walk on it? Fucking pissing me off now.

SatinBatty
Posted: Tuesday, August 27, 2013 10:18:06 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/13/2010
Posts: 198
Hate this time of year for fucking with my sleep pattern, as shitty as it is. Fuck you work. I'd rant more but too tired.
scarlet
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:12:56 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/18/2011
Posts: 3,342
Location: United Kingdom
You fucking little prick… wait sorry you’re macho and tall so MASSIVE prick!

I’m the expert, you are the wannabe. It’s not an overinflated ego of an opinion, it’s a fact. You knocked me down to many times. I tried to stay professional but when you bad mouth me and snigger during my presentation with your little bimbo of an assistant. Of course I’m going to defend myself.

You claim, I have no experience, I don’t hold a complete degree and only have theorical knowledge. And even worse I’m relative to the managing director… which you know is obviously why I got the job. Bullshit you petty little cunt.

I didn’t get the job from my contacts in the company. They went to the industry leading specialist, and only when he said it wasn’t his sector of the industry he worked in. HE put my name forward as a consultant; I didn’t even have any plans to work. No special favours got me here. I even use my maiden name to stop that happening you little twod.

I agree I don’t hold a Ba Hons degree like you. Why? Because I haven’t finished my final year so I have a lesser degree, which I got a first for while pregnant TWICE and holding down full time job and raising my daughter! But you can bet your ass I’m going to finish that degree.

Ooh yes it’s not from the most ass-licking goody-two-shoes university in the country. But then I didn’t have mummy and daddy buy me a place there. No I went to the university which is the leading academic school for our industry. Ooh you didn’t want to go there, to common. I mean seriously WHAT THE FUCK!

Face facts you are a dickhead. We work in a CUSUMER industry where CLIENTS aren’t buying a physical product but us as people. If anyone ever asked me who to go to for this sector of the industry, I would never ever say your name. I’m fucking amazed you have lasted this long.

You opinion on my style of dress, my lifestyle and my family are none of your fucking business.

I wear nice clothes, I’m a professional just because I’m a mother does not mean that I can’t wear nice professional dresses and show a little (and I mean little) cleavage. I did not look like a slag or bimbo in the slightest. Believe me if I had my husband would have been happy to tell me. Ooh I wasn’t wearing plain black kitten heeled court shoes but navy blue sky-high heels. I’m sorry I didn’t realise I had to dress like a nun to be taken seriously. I have had numerous meetings with your boss and his boss wearing more relaxed clothes, they don’t have a problem with it, what right do you? I don’t work for you. Get that straight you can’t tell me I’m not allowed in the office like it. If anything buster I’m more senior that you.

My place is at home. Really look outside and get with the times. This is not the 50s, a woman has a mind I’m more than fucking happy to use it. It will show the whole of your little team the way you view your mostly female staff.

No experience. I was there focusing on charity and sports before you had your first wet dream. No experience, I worked for the last 10 years finding out the details through small industry functions. What were you doing at that age?

I stole your consulting job last summer. Well I’m sorry that the O organisers decided to come to me a few weeks after my graduation, when I was heavily pregnant with twins over your bland ass. Does that show you something. I got my reputation for a reason; I keep my reputation even now when I’m only doing the odd consultation, because I’m good at my job.

I’m not a know nothing woman. I’ve worked hard. I’m am consulting on your department and the way you run things because you fucked up. They want someone with fresh views but also the knowledge to back it up. You wouldn’t know creativity if it bit you on the ass. Don’t forget I’ve had 2 months to go over your portfolio, in detail. Anything ever look samey to you? Because you use the same thing on every client, no matter what they ask for. You make it fit the easy and safe way that you know. Fact, you are losing the company clients. I know this, I’ve been over the figures and analysed the company. Yes I got some of them figures from my husband, who is also a consultant for the company but, it was at their request.

Ooh my husband is in the room. Did he back me up, did he say two words to me that gave away his status in my life. He even disagreed with me on one point. Did he say fuck all to you when you started verbally degrading me. No. So leave him out of it. He has his job and I have mine. Our private lives weren’t brought into that room until you did it.

And by the way, if you are going to Google me to try and degrade me, at least do it on my professional life. You looked shallow and an idiot when you didn’t know my previous experience only my marital status and university.

But one last thing you little mole. I’m there to save your job. I said you did have the fucking potential to be good at your job if you explored more areas. You are skilled but your personality fucked you up completely. If they where to ask me again if I think you are good. MY only reply to them would be. I know why he is losing clients.

You can bet your life that our first one on one meeting will be interesting. But you talk down to me like I’m a stupid airhead little girl, I will refuse to work with you.
simplyjohn
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:17:01 AM

Rank: Chat Moderator
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Posts: 11,021
Location: Nr Woking, United Kingdom
So this new manager walks into work Jan 3 this year like she already owns the fucking place. I’ve worked there 8 years and the assistant manager 4 years. She has no clue how to manage people and no inter-personnel skills whatsoever. Her background is fielding out young girls as cleaners to local elderly folk .. great all the right skills to manage a large sheltered housing complex then .. I think fucking NOT!!!

Well today was close to the final straw .. Buildings Manager here ..

‘I want to see your To do List’ (I am strong in planning/organisation and maintain a list of everything that I need to do with priorities as appropriate)

‘Why’ I said

‘Because I don’t think things are getting done, you spend too much time standing around drinking tea and too many cigarette breaks’

Fuck off you stupid bitch!! I have fucking 20 years in IT and 10 years in building maintenance I am more than fucking capable of doing my job and don’t need you to tell me what to do everyday when you walk in the door.

Why don’t you actually focus on doing your own job and let me get on with doing mine!!!!

Piss off somewhere else please .. we are better off without you!!!

Seriously I am so close to resigning which would be very stupid of me but hell sometimes enough is just enough.
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:17:26 AM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 20,732
Location: My Tower, United States
fuck it.



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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 10:19:43 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,109
Why do I have to come down with a god-damned cold coming up on a 3-day weekend?

Screw you, gods of disease.
sweet_as_candy
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 12:24:45 PM

Rank: Sydney Slider
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Joined: 5/28/2012
Posts: 3,452
Location: In the library
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WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?? ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!! cussing





BlondeBookworm
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 1:07:20 PM

Rank: Story Verifier
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Joined: 11/1/2012
Posts: 1,191
Location: United States
Holy shit! A half an hour discussion with a counselor to change one god damn class. Why is every single class overflowing with twenty extra people as it is? What the fuck. Why can't anything ever work out right for me.

violent3
MadMartigan
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 2:14:25 PM

Rank: Raised on Blackroot

Joined: 6/17/2013
Posts: 2,206
Location: United States
I'll teach a writing class, write grants, and other things for this volunteer program.

But FUCK ME if I'm going to lead some goddamn bible study or "talk about my feelings."

Fuck that shit. Fuck it right up the asshole.
Liz
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 2:57:17 PM

Rank: Scarlet Seductress
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Joined: 1/22/2013
Posts: 7,549
Location: In the sweet shop, United Kingdom
FUCK! evil5

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Tyking85
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 4:08:55 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/26/2010
Posts: 643
Location: Toronto, Canada
Liz wrote:
FUCK! evil5

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I love Pandas! This gave me a good f-hihi after reading the other posts!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 6:56:07 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 781,109
Why is it still so DAMN HOT here in Texas??.... I need a break.......
BlondeBookworm
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 7:53:10 PM

Rank: Story Verifier
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Joined: 11/1/2012
Posts: 1,191
Location: United States
Wtf, why is taking half an hour to log into my iTunes account? Is this a joke, for god sakes I might as well have dial-up all over again! This blows angry9

I've got so much rage today
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, August 28, 2013 8:44:04 PM

Rank: Her Royal Spriteness
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Joined: 6/18/2010
Posts: 20,732
Location: My Tower, United States
i don't get it. you try to do the right thing, the good thing, the golden rule thing. you know, treat others as you would like to be treated? and yet, you keep running into these people who seem to take great delight in making your life miserable - it's all a game to them - they don't even have to know you - they can sit at home in anonymity and do it over the internet, not giving a fuck about how it effects someone else, about how it makes someone else's day/week/month miserable, usually someone undeserving of being treated like that. some how they get off on it. it's totally fucked up and i hope that, one day, they realize it and KNOW what a messed up person they are. i also am small enough to hope that someone does it to them so they KNOW how it feels.



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