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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:46:26 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
Dear Mothers of the PTA...

I believe you should all take up Pilates.
That way you can get limber enough to go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely,
The Bitch that DOESN'T want your cheesy, slimeball, useless fucking husband - let alone meet up with the rest of you two-faced cows for coffee and eat like your all feeding at the trough.


Loved this post... evil4


lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:54:28 AM

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TheDevilsWeakness wrote:
Dear Mothers of the PTA...

I believe you should all take up Pilates.
That way you can get limber enough to go fuck yourselves.

Sincerely,
The Bitch that DOESN'T want your cheesy, slimeball, useless fucking husband - let alone meet up with the rest of you two-faced cows for coffee and eat like your all feeding at the trough.



Heyyyy!!! I'm not useless, not totally useless. If you're going to insult me be accurate. I'm just MOSTLY useless. I'm great for taking out the trash and mowing the lawn. Sheesh. evil4





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
ArtMan
Posted: Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:37:42 AM

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No rage today. Absolutely rageless!

You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx

Shylass
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 10:29:04 AM

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I have spent hours at work writing a massive rant in my head, and now I have got home and all I have is...






Bugger. angry7


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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 10:41:20 AM

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I'm so beyond rage, I'm actually despondent.
Shylass
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 10:47:46 AM

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Mazza wrote:
I'm so beyond rage, I'm actually despondent.


I understand. I'd buy you a drink if I was nearer. angry7

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 10:51:56 AM

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Shylass wrote:


I understand. I'd buy you a drink if I was nearer. angry7


And I would take it. Thanks x
Buz
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 11:30:25 AM

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I rage mostly about drivers who pull out into traffic (from side streets) in front of me while I am on my motorcycle. That scares the shit out of me. I have given a few of them the middle-finger wave!

sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 12:17:02 PM

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Drivers talking on cell phones, not paying attention to what they are doing.
Then running red lights. I was turning left and the light turned red and I had to stop in my turn because the oncoming car wasn't. He swerved to miss me. I could see he was on his cell phone. AND he sped up to make the light. Then my hubby said you should of known he wasn't stopping
So between the two of them Yes I am RAGEING. angry7 angry7 Sword Fight

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 12:43:48 PM

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Quote:
Then my hubby said you should of known he wasn't stopping
So between the two of them Yes I am RAGEING.


Which leads me to mine. Why the hell don't men understand women? They just don't "get" it sometimes. And you wonder why I Pour Wine
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 2:11:18 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


Which leads me to mine. Why the hell don't men understand women? They just don't "get" it sometimes. And you wonder why I Pour Wine


Hear hear!!
Buz
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 2:25:43 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


Which leads me to mine. Why the hell don't men understand women? They just don't "get" it sometimes. And you wonder why I Pour Wine


Huh? Did you say something dear?

Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 2:58:28 PM

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Damn, I'm getting really tired of cleaning up after other people's messes here.
Can't stay clean for 2hours, FUCK!!!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 12, 2012 5:44:32 PM

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Buz wrote:


Huh? Did you say something dear?


See what I mean? binky
redlips
Posted: Friday, April 13, 2012 8:58:22 AM

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It's my day off but I still have a million things I need to get done, half of which I already know I won't get accomplished, but I have to dash to the market and get something to fix for supper so my husband will have the energy to attempt his usual unimaginative love making skills at bedtime, and I get in line behind this belly over the belt guy who is too stupid to even unload his basket onto the turntable and the checker girl has to come around and do that for him and instead of moving up and getting ready to pay he just stands there, scratches his armpits, then turns to me and says, "Hey babe your looking good today." EXCUSE ME!! BABE!! LOOKING GOOD!! We're in the freaking market dumbass. PUUULEEEZE pay for your cart full of beer and pretzels and chocolate covered potato chips and get the f__k out of the way and don't try to hit on me when I'm in the market and in a hurry and WHO THE F__K ARE YOU ANYWAY?????

Thank you, I feel much better now.

If you ignore beauty, you will soon find yourself without it.................Frank Lloyd Wright

I always practice obedience, when it's in my best interest.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 13, 2012 10:06:57 AM

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Holee cow! Poor Red needs a back rub. OR a cookie. Here ya go.


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Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 14, 2012 7:55:12 AM

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My computer recently went on fire - I escaped unscathed and as far as I know most of the bits did, apart from the wire that went on fire (yeah, it was a real firewire), but now I'm too scared to put it on to test it, just in case it goes up in flames again. The annoying thing is that my computer had all my stories on it and I was working on a new one, getting on good guns I was too and then the computer decides to commit suicide. I've not even got enough money to replace the PSU, so It'll be ages saving for one and then finally I can access my stories, music and porn. The only upside is that I can still get on the interwebz with my laptop.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:37:28 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
I've not even got enough money to replace the PSU,


I'm running a 520 watt unit in a nice modern rig and there is still 200 watts of overhead. These guys make 75% of the other PSU's for the other guy's who slap their name on what they sell. $80 usd (includes shipping) and you'll be set for the next decade. It is the most important part in your desktop.

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Another day without rage and I'm not even bored. wtf Shhh

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:46:58 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:


I'm running a 520 watt unit in a nice modern rig and there is still 200 watts of overhead. These guys make 75% of the other PSU's for the other guy's who slap their name on what they sell. $80 usd (includes shipping) and you'll be set for the next decade. It is the most important part in your desktop.

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Another day without rage and I'm not even bored. wtf Shhh


I've been looking at enermax PSUs, but I may eventually plump for an Antec. The one that went on fire was a Thermaltake and that lasted for about 8 years and 4 different builds, so it had a good innings.

My only rage today is that I'm bloody sick of eating chicken.
Shylass
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 11:54:38 AM

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Dear Mean, Arrogant, Rude, Condescending, Clueless, Stuck-Up, Persniketty, Gitface, Mooface, Pooface, Annoying Customers,

BOG OFF!

Love Daisy. flower


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Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 2:07:45 PM

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Censorship can be infuriating... this is 2012 for fuck sake!
elitfromnorth
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 3:43:25 AM

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I need to get this paper done, so why the fuck won't my mind be nice to me and go "YAY! Let's focus!" My brain is currently like a cat's running around doing fuck all and then going "Ooooo, shiny!" And all the annoying bitches on the bus! Why do you have to argue with the busdriver for 2 minutes in the morning just to save 5 NOK(which is about 1 USD). Fair enough you're a student, but come on you maggy c***!!! I will hunt you down and %&#¤#¤ @€£@ AND THEN I WILL ?ØÅ#&$@3

Not to mention the massive whore that beaurocracy is! Why the fuck is it that there are 500 people that are leeching on MY tax money, and none of them can give me the answer to one simple fucking question? And when they finally do answer me it's 3 different answers and they all turn out to be wrong! I swear to God one day I will hunt them down and play Vengaboys outside their house at 6 on a Sunday morning. Start being helpful or do me a favour and start using drugs. At least then you won't be in my way!

tl;dr FUCK!!!!!

*goes to slam head against the wall and beat up several annoying people*

"It's at that point you realise Lady Luck is actually a hooker, and you're fresh out of cash."
SITTING
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 3:59:47 AM

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OMG, WTF is your bloody problem? I completely understand that you're my supervisor but what the hell kinda kick do you get out of breathing down my neck all day? Yes, I have finished all my work: as you can see it is in a neat pile to the left of my desk, ready for whenever I need it! Leave me the fuck alone and let me vent my rage on Lush in peace. And no, I do not want to see you technical articles from the 90's because in case you haven't realized, they are past their sell-by date. Kinda like YOU. PRICK.

Stalker, ballet dancer, obsession...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:00:24 AM

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I can't download anything legally without jumping through myriad hoops, but if I want it illegally, all I do is sign up - and it doesn't matter if you use a pseudonym and there is my download, all working and bug free. I'm bloody tired of hoops and it's no wonder people go down the illegal route if it's so damned easy. And all this censorship? I'm an adult, I can decide what I see and the wise old sages of the internet should have absolutely no say in that whatsoever.
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, April 24, 2012 10:36:34 AM

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Location: I'm the girl that your father hoped he could date.
I get phone calls all day from customers ordering specialized heavy equipment for their work site.
Normally, it's general questions about the types of equipment. Backhoes, bulldozers, large shovels, dump trucks, that kind of thing.
This one takes the cake though.

Me - "After we setup an account, all I need is an address for your job site and I can have it there tomorrow morning."
Customer - "Really? All I have to do is call and you'll deliver?"
Me - "Yup. Just like pizza."
Customer - "You deliver pizza, too?"
Me - THUMP, THUMP, THUMP (That's my head against the desk)

It's a conspiracy... it really is... the bastards are out to get me.
One more stupid, fucking question and I swear to god I'm gonna hang myself with my phone cord.

Shylass
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 1:00:05 PM

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FFS! Stupid fizzin' knobhead neighbours with drilly car-thingies AAAAAAAAAARGH! I heard this awful buzzing noise, RAN upstairs (bad back bloomin' killing me now!) thinking it was my laptop and tried desperately to shut it down. It was an AWFUL buzz, like the whining of a billion mosquitoes that goes right through you and gives you a headache - like those things they have to stop teenagers loitering outside shops that I can hear EVEN THOUGH I'M 35. I even went near the window to see if it was something outside but every time I did the noise stopped and only happened when I went to the laptop. In a panic, I shut it down (it's old and keeps crashing on me, and the last thing I can cope with is a fire right now).

AND THE NOISE WAS STILL THERE! AAAAAAAAAARGH! IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR TO BOOT THAT THING UP AND IT DOESN'T ALWAYS EVEN WORK! STUPID FIZZING FUDGING POOFACE GITHEAD NEIGHBOURS WITH WIVES WHO SCREAM AND SWEAR AT PEOPLE WHEN SHE PARKS IN FRONT OF THEIR DRIVEWAY SO THEY CAN'T GET OUT AND IS THEN ASKED POLITELY TO PLEASE MOVE IT 5 METRES AWAYYYYYYYYYY! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! TURN THE BLOODY DRILLY THINGY OFF AND DIVORCE THE BITCH! THAT WAY YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE OUTSIDE DOING CAR THINGS IN THE POURING RAIN TO ESCAPE HER AND MAKING ME THINK I KILLED MY LAPTOP BY SEX OVERDOSE AND TRY DESPERATELY NOT TO GET CAUGHT ON LUSH WHILST USING MY MOTHER'S COMPUTER (AND DON'T ANYBODY DARE MENTION IT BEING A GOOD INCEST STORYLINE), YOU BASTARD!

I don't feel better yet. crybaby

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


(It's been a long week.)


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MissyLuvsYa
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 1:04:25 PM

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Drivers using cell phones. Don't they have a clue that they are weaving all over the road and causing all kinds of problems?
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 1:15:45 PM

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One of my friends got in touch today to tell me that he and his friends had been jumped by a load of guys...

So, he has 2 broken ribs, a cracked knuckle and to top it all, they slashed his face with a Stanley knife, resulting in him getting a severed artery and 22 stitches...

Such a shame, he's a lovely guy, but at 24, scarred for life...


Fucking pisses me the hell off...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 2:33:34 PM

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Mazza wrote:
One of my friends got in touch today to tell me that he and his friends had been jumped by a load of guys...

So, he has 2 broken ribs, a cracked knuckle and to top it all, they slashed his face with a Stanley knife, resulting in him getting a severed artery and 22 stitches...

Such a shame, he's a lovely guy, but at 24, scarred for life...


Fucking pisses me the hell off...


I'm really saddened to hear that, bloody appalling the things people do to each other. I hope he makes a full recovery, physically and psychologically and the bastards are caught and brought to proper justice.
crazydiamond
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 2:37:38 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


I'm really saddened to hear that, bloody appalling the things people do to each other. I hope he makes a full recovery, physically and psychologically and the bastards are caught and brought to proper justice.


Here,Here! xx

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