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littlemissbitch
Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012 9:20:05 PM

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how many times do you think you can blow me off before i cut you loose. hint: its 1. dick shit.

littlemissbitch ~ professional face ripper offer, at your service..
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:51:27 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:


I'm really saddened to hear that, bloody appalling the things people do to each other. I hope he makes a full recovery, physically and psychologically and the bastards are caught and brought to proper justice.


Thanks GB and CD xxx
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 26, 2012 3:05:36 PM

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People in my neighborhood that don't keep their pets tied/chained up. There are several. Down the street about five houses down a woman owns six little ankle biters and she let's them out to pee/poop in everyone's yard. I've asked politely, I've threatened the police and animal control All I get is smoke blown up my ass about it. Apologies and yes ma'am all over the place but it continues to happen.
Then yesterday a man child let his pit bull loose and it went under my house after a stray cat. He said, well ma'am it's a huntin dawg. I don't give a shit if it Jesus Christ! Keep the damn thing on a leash! The cacophony of noises was unbearable!
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 27, 2012 1:05:28 AM

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Sprite: I love this post. Do you watch Delocated on Adult Swim? There was an episode with an actual Rage Cage...hilarious. Also...I can't stand people who run across the street, but then slow the fuck down halfway across so I still have to stop...I also can't stand people at work who rephrase their questions when they don't like my answer. The answer is still go fuck yourself.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 28, 2012 1:40:24 PM

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 29, 2012 8:48:17 PM

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I just learned we're not supposed to be profane. Sorry!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 3, 2012 12:40:50 AM

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Dear Bitch,

Just wanted to let you know that the world doesn't evolve around you. And that you don't look as amazing as you think. Your breasts are non-existent and you have a flat ass. Your voice is like a screeching mad cat and you ought to go bald instead of have a raccoon on your head. There's no need to act like you are superior because you're not. If I see you walk by me again and pass a remark and say that I'm fat again, I swear, I WILL NOT refrain from shoving you down my toilet and then skin you alive. Be nice to me and my family and I'll spare your life.


Sincerely, the Bitch exterminator.
Shylass
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2012 11:43:14 AM

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I think I am invisible. Not one person in the whole of town moved aside for me today, forcing me to walk around them as they walked three-abreast (not boobies!) on the pavement or thundered towards me or sauntered into me. Seriously, is it too much to even say thank you when I nearly get run over by a van because you wouldn't move? And the lorry? AND the fizzin' bus?

And to the man shopping with his missus that did a huge fart as he walked past me, you DESERVE to have your wife nag you, and I hope you followed-through, you bastard.


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Guest
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2012 11:48:23 AM

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Shylass wrote:
I think I am invisible. Not one person in the whole of town moved aside for me today, forcing me to walk around them as they walked three-abreast (not boobies!) on the pavement or thundered towards me or sauntered into me. Seriously, is it too much to even say thank you when I nearly get run over by a van because you wouldn't move? And the lorry? AND the fizzin' bus?

And to the man shopping with his missus that did a huge fart as he walked past me, you DESERVE to have your wife nag you, and I hope you followed-through, you bastard.


I know I shouldn't laugh, but honestly, that IS funny!!

I was sorry to hear that MCA, from the Beastie Boys, died today at 47...

Damned shame, I effin' love those guys..

angry7
1curiouscat
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2012 11:50:44 AM

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Dear Death,

Quit taking our musicians! The world is tough enough with all the greed and injustice for fucks sake. Take the corrupt politicians instead. This is simply not acceptable anymore.

Fuck!




Overwhelming Reality

From Across the Room
Michael
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2012 1:11:36 PM

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For all the times I so desperately needed to come here and vent but didn't know about it>
****** ******* ***** ******

But for now,

I feel that I am loved.... and I do love.love3

So for the next time I need to vent, may I remember those few words.Pray


But seriously Shylass, He Farted??? 6

Perhaps he was flirting in his own way.... hehe
violent1




bat
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2012 1:31:05 PM

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Your past history and all of your hurts are no longer here in your physical reality. Don't allow them to be here in your mind, muddying your present moments. Your life is like a play with several acts. Some of the characters who enter have short roles to play, others, much longer. But all are necessary, otherwise they wouldn't be in the play. Embrace them all, and move on to the next act.

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2012 4:47:02 PM

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Friday, May 4, 2012 5:16:46 PM

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Shylass wrote:
I think I am invisible. Not one person in the whole of town moved aside for me today, forcing me to walk around them as they walked three-abreast (not boobies!) on the pavement or thundered towards me or sauntered into me. Seriously, is it too much to even say thank you when I nearly get run over by a van because you wouldn't move? And the lorry? AND the fizzin' bus?

And to the man shopping with his missus that did a huge fart as he walked past me, you DESERVE to have your wife nag you, and I hope you followed-through, you bastard.


I've had days like this. If I can, I stand perfectly still and let them run into me. Then give them a dirty look when they get all flustered and say I'm sorry. At least most of them do. If they don't just say, Fuck off asshole. Not very mannerly but, it sure feels good at the time. evil4
Michael
Posted: Saturday, May 5, 2012 4:28:37 PM

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I feel really stupid..
I said something I did not mean to a fellow Lushie...
I said I am sorry, three times... but ???


Kinkygirl... I am sorry!

latinfoxy
Posted: Monday, May 7, 2012 8:52:21 PM

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So fucking embarrassing!! this fucktard we have for a "president" cant even manage to make our airports safe, so why do we still think that he can make our country safe? i so wish that he is as sick as the news are saying!!!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 8, 2012 2:05:00 PM

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Christ that could be scary.
latinfoxy
Posted: Tuesday, May 8, 2012 4:06:14 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Christ that could be scary.


Try living here thats the scary part ;) but what can i say i love this country more than i half sense of self preservation love7
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, May 8, 2012 10:55:47 PM

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You all need to chill the hell out. I haven't raged since 2008.
I'm going to live a bit longer. I might buy a whore or something and celebrate.
Hopefully, she won't be married or have genital warts or something catchy.

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Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 8, 2012 11:49:43 PM

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SO PISSED that I had an accident last week grrrrrr. (8 weeks till I can get the cast off and ditch the crutches)
Shylass
Posted: Wednesday, May 9, 2012 8:20:36 AM

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Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

FFS!!! cussing IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME WANKING (HOW THE FUDGE DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH STAMINA ANYWAY?!?), AND MORE TIME WITH A SPELL-CHECKER, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IT'S

"MASTURBATE", NOT "MASTERBATE"!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!




That's better. flower

I hope you get better fast, hotswimmer.


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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Wednesday, May 9, 2012 10:05:53 AM

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IDGAF if the kindergarten teacher in my son's school is gay. He's not a pedophile, he's gay. There's a difference.
Do you think your going to "catch" it? Maybe it's contagious! You dim-witted fucks.

You're just a bunch of judgmental assholes that try to shove your way of life down everyone's throat.
Take your bible-thumping elsewhere...
When you can follow the ten commandments, I might have a discussion with you. Until then, keep your fkn hands off my ass or I'm going to tell your wife's friends. (They're not as stupid as she is-which isn't saying much)
Its called the I...N...T...E...R...N...E...T... use it... then I won't catch you trying to rub one out in the video store while I browse.
Take your gay-bashing elsewhere...
That lesbian porn you love to look at while rubbing one out, is in the GAY section of the video store. You stupid prick.
And take your racist, bigoted, small-minded attitude and shove it so far up your wife's ass she'll shit bricks for your trailer to sit on.
Just because your too fkn lazy to run the local 7/11 doesn't mean the nice Sri Lankan couple that DOES run it and provides the local kids with jobs, deserves your hatred.
This is the 21st century. Deal with it.

Guns serve a purpose. To keep your redneck ass off my property and out of my face. UGH!!!

Shylass
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:07:03 PM

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FFS! She's been away for 1 1/2 weeks and the first thing she says after "I'm desperate for the toilet" is "Why have you slicked your hair back like that?" Not, "Hello, how are you doing?" or "Thank you for cleaning the house and doing the gardening." No. It's about my HAIR. I JUST GOT OUT OF THE FECKIN' SHOWER! I HAVE SLICKED IT BACK SO IT ISN'T IN MY FACE! I DON'T HAVE A FELLA, SO I HAVE NOBODY WITH WHOM TO MAKE YOU GRANDCHILDREN, AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANY SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY TO ASK ME WHY I NAMED THEM DAISY AND FRED, AND WHY I MAKE THEM HAVE FUNKY HAIR UNTIL THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO CHOOSE WHATEVER THEY WANT WITHOUT FEAR OF NAGGING, SO I HAVE NO NEED TO MAKE MY HAIR LOOK ATTRACTIVE IN YOUR EYES BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A FIZZIN' TOSS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


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Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:30:44 PM

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Shylass wrote:
FFS! She's been away for 1 1/2 weeks and the first thing she says after "I'm desperate for the toilet" is "Why have you slicked your hair back like that?" Not, "Hello, how are you doing?" or "Thank you for cleaning the house and doing the gardening." No. It's about my HAIR. I JUST GOT OUT OF THE FECKIN' SHOWER! I HAVE SLICKED IT BACK SO IT ISN'T IN MY FACE! I DON'T HAVE A FELLA, SO I HAVE NOBODY WITH WHOM TO MAKE YOU GRANDCHILDREN, AND I HAVE NO DESIRE TO PROVIDE YOU WITH ANY SO THAT YOU WILL HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY TO ASK ME WHY I NAMED THEM DAISY AND FRED, AND WHY I MAKE THEM HAVE FUNKY HAIR UNTIL THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO CHOOSE WHATEVER THEY WANT WITHOUT FEAR OF NAGGING, SO I HAVE NO NEED TO MAKE MY HAIR LOOK ATTRACTIVE IN YOUR EYES BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A FIZZIN' TOSS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


No! No! Tell us how you really feel! Just kidding. I used to have mom problems too. flower
sprite
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:43:38 PM

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@ Daisy. I like your hair. it's cute. I like it when it's slicked back - it gives you a stylish movie star look and it accents your beautiful eyes. And i like it when it's falling loose, framing your lovely face, your bright smile, your cute little nose. Oh, and when it's messy, it makes me think of how you'd look after a tumble under the sheets, heat rising from your naked flesh, the sheen of persperation on your throat, the blush of your cheeks, joy and shame and arousal making you glow. yep, i love your hair, however you choose to wear it. *hugs* :)



Love not hate.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 5:55:33 PM

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Hugs daisy xxxxx
FelineFantasy
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 6:54:52 PM

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I had a photo-shoot today and the set director was a complete unrealistic pushover ass-wipe who was acting like a complete diva the entire time. He got a ticket for parking in a handicapped spot without a handicap permit, so that kind of lightened my mood. But seriously, you cannot rush or demand anything aesthetic. It has to come naturally... Fucking jerk!

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Shylass
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 8:44:49 AM

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I love you lot. love7

She went straight out to the garden after the hair thing, and started saying, "Didn't you water the beans? I wasn't going to plant the lupins there, I wanted them in a clump there... You've probably killed those beans... Haven't you done any weeding? I've watered the beans now, I would have thought your common sense would tell you to water them... I really wanted those lupins together... Oh, you put the daisies in two seperate places... I wanted those all in a clump too..."

AAAAAAAARGH! I pointed out that every time I went to water the plants, it had started raining; I spilt up the lupins because the size they grow to means there isn't enough room together; I'm sorry about the beans but they still look alive; I did a bit of weeding but the whole bad back thing puts a dampener on it; I kept the seedling beans well-watered; I have no common sense and it's ridiculous to expect it of me; I can move the single lupin and put it with the other two; I put the daisies seperately because I have over 20 seedling daisies growing that can go between them, and if I hadn't bothered cutting the lawn for her, she would have had LOADS of daisies to moan about... I DID do the dusting and hoovering and cleaning downstairs, but as she pointed out, she hadn't yet been inside long enough to notice. She made a point after I had sat her down with her tea (which was "okay") to say, "Oh yes, I can see where you've been in here."

It is now nearly quarter to four in the afternoon, and I have still not gone downstairs. When I finally emerge, I will get told that it is a lovely day outside and I could have gone out and done some gardening. I'm getting my rant in now so I don't have to do it later. angry7


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:03:04 PM

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I love this thread...

Maybe we should re-name it The Shylass Rage Cage
Shylass
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:32:15 PM

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sisters wrote:
I love this thread...

Maybe we should re-name it The Shylass Rage Cage


Sorry. Embarassed

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