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LYFBUZ
Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2013 9:35:53 PM

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Liar! you are smokin' !

I have never driven a Porsche
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2013 10:11:54 PM

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I have never been married on the top of a mountain
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 4:30:13 AM

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I have never been married to the top of a mountain.
1lush
Posted: Friday, February 08, 2013 11:21:16 AM

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I have never ate grown a beard.
Poppet
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 12:52:59 PM

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I have never had pickled eggs.

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Jinxy
Posted: Saturday, February 09, 2013 10:07:00 PM

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had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

†Jinxy Approved†

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:24:45 AM

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cut the crust off of a sandwich
Poppet
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:02:07 PM

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I have never heard a Brit accent I didn't like!!!! \,,/

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:05:07 PM

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been in gaol
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 6:45:29 AM

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IHN thought Brussel Sprouts were yummy.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 12:17:55 PM

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I have never gone one day without thinking about sex.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 12:52:57 PM

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i have never owned a cat, or adopted, or had, or whatever is acceptable to those who thinks owned is bad.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 12:56:39 PM

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i have never liked justin beeber
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 2:09:21 PM

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are you sure morph. she is cute?


Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 6:00:04 PM

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I have never used a vacuum cleaner to suck the dust and crumbs out of my laptop keyboard.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 6:06:25 PM

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what have you used the vac for?

I have never used a vac to get off
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 6:14:10 PM

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I haven't used it to get off, I know that.

foxjack
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 8:32:21 PM

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Never used a vacuum to clean my keyboard either, laptop sounds like a bad idea, but main computer's key board might be fine (laptop would probably lose all its keys and I'd get to search for them in a pile of dust and dirt, gee that sounds fun!)
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 9:38:41 PM

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I have never rode a Moose, or kissed a Polar bear.
asleep
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 9:47:06 PM

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AngelEyes1975 wrote:
I have never rode a Moose, or kissed a Polar bear.


I have never been at a loss for words until now!

Rick

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

toshyjohn
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 10:09:22 PM

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lied
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 11:54:02 PM

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asleep wrote:


I have never been at a loss for words until now!

Rick


Rick, that is what one does in The Frozen North! evil4
Poppet
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 10:08:17 AM

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I have never flown.

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 11:23:13 AM

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I have never robbed a grave and tried to make a human being
Naughty_Nurse
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 1:10:18 PM

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I never had sex in an elevator.

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delia4you
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 2:32:42 PM

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I have never had a nurse that looked like that
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 12, 2013 8:23:25 PM

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I have never experienced complete silence - damn those fucking voices in my head
Poppet
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 7:50:29 PM

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MORPHUS99 wrote:
I have never robbed a grave and tried to make a human being


That's not what I heard....


I have never helped M99 rob a grave and try to make a human being.

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nawtygirl
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:24:23 PM

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I have never been naughty
LYFBUZ
Posted: Wednesday, February 13, 2013 9:24:41 PM

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Poppet wrote:


That's not what I heard....


I have never helped M99 rob a grave and try to make a human being.


I have never robbed the somewhat grave M99 but I did try to "make" a girl once..I think her name was Muppet or Moppet or something...

Someone naughty beat me to it....
I have never painted a woman....but it is now on my bucket list (lovely av nawty)
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