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lizardking
Posted: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:41:08 PM

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I would throw you some lotion to help put on that beautiful body
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 20, 2013 11:55:25 PM

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A volume switch so i can listen to nine inch nails, louder.
Havn't listen to them since the kiddies came along..
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:31:08 AM

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Little Aussie flags on toothpicks to stick in the shrimp on the barbie
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 2:50:01 AM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
Little Aussie flags on toothpicks to stick in the shrimp on the barbie


We don't call them 'shrimp' here, we call them 'prawns'. That advertising line was made to appeal to people in other countries who know it as 'shrimp'. Until that adv was released I don't think many Aussies at all cooked prawns on the barbie. Just a little trivia for you :)
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:33:52 PM

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Throws Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan at you. lol
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 3:53:18 PM

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I don't want him! but thanks. lol

A blindfold
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 3:57:06 PM

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a baseball bat so she can conk me over the head for what i did to hurt her
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 4:39:58 PM

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I'll throw you some ice for that conk over the head
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 10:21:02 PM

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yourmisterdark wrote:
Little Aussie flags on toothpicks to stick in the shrimp on the barbie


silly yankie, get out of the 80s!!

a beautiful necklace to go with your cleavage
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 10:26:07 PM

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A blindfold so meg wontblooknat sluttys cleavage
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 21, 2013 11:07:33 PM

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Jethro wrote:
A blindfold so meg wontblooknat sluttys cleavage


tut tut tut, i appreciate the female form, very much, i tend to look as much as i do towards men.

i will pass the blindfold to you so you dont get more corrupted!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 1:31:49 PM

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A Fosters oil can!
Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 1:37:24 PM

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A book of literature :)

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 1:56:53 PM

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A classic I hope

Thowing a new se of nipple clamps your way
Sweet_N_Naughty
Posted: Wednesday, May 22, 2013 5:19:12 PM

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A bottle of run ....2 shot glass


Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 1:37:30 AM

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The rest of that car
SallyRAnne
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 3:19:31 AM

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A wand
Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 26, 2013 4:24:09 AM

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Curling Iron
LYFBUZ
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 4:16:36 PM

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crutches
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 10:02:16 PM

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More time to write stories for Lush.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 10:02:18 PM

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More time to write stories for Lush.
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 10:11:56 PM

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throw some flowers her way

anonymouslylush
Posted: Wednesday, May 29, 2013 10:14:37 PM

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Throw her a high five... Love the lyrics on your "thoughts".. Great song and great meaning..

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:45:09 AM

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a pair of shorts cause its summer now and I want to see her legs
aldenbradley
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 3:12:05 PM

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Cash enough to purchase a cd of her singing.

Alden Bradley

The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
Sweet_N_Naughty
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 4:53:41 PM

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A light
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 6:18:36 PM

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XM Radio
Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:19:39 PM

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My arms to give her big hugs
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 1, 2013 1:40:13 AM

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Myself so she can give me that hug!!!!
matt55
Posted: Saturday, June 1, 2013 7:26:53 AM

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a hairbrush
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