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mrplow
Posted: Monday, September 01, 2008 4:15:46 PM

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techgoddess
Posted: Monday, September 01, 2008 5:23:53 PM

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I probably wouldn't be able to stop touching it, I'd have to admit!

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ASubtlepassion
Posted: Monday, September 01, 2008 6:46:53 PM

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techgoddess wrote:
I probably wouldn't be able to stop touching it, I'd have to admit!



Oh, I'm pullin' up a chair. This is gonna be good!
Birdie
Posted: Monday, September 01, 2008 8:09:31 PM

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I would write my name in the snow. LOL
Zafia
Posted: Monday, September 01, 2008 10:39:54 PM

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LMAO......ohhh the possiblities are endless.......


To trying to get this bj everyday.... and this...sex ...to.....notworthy .....to.....dancenude ...to.....jerkit all the time as well as....bates ......and finally....pee .........

I agree with you tech.....would not be able to stop myself either....lol

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Birdie
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 5:41:06 AM

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laughing3 DITTO
Zafia
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 9:25:36 AM

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Exactly.....lol



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 10:30:28 AM

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I'd go out and get a job real quick so that I could make more money than the women around me.
Zafia
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 11:29:51 AM

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they get paid more but we're smarter.....evil4

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Susan
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 11:37:23 AM

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Zafia wrote:
LMAO......ohhh the possiblities are endless.......


To trying to get this bj everyday.... and this...sex ...to.....notworthy .....to.....dancenude ...to.....jerkit all the time as well as....bates ......and finally....pee .........

I agree with you tech.....would not be able to stop myself either....lol


too funny and oh so very true
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 3:19:44 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I'd go out and get a job real quick so that I could make more money than the women around me.


I read somewhere a while back that out of the CEO's of the Fortune 500 companies, 4 are women.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 4:04:46 PM

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but not all of us have a chance to run a fortune 500 company. or marry into one.
But local engineers, doctors, supervisors, managers, etc. don't compare to their male counterparts in salary.
fetishdoll
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 5:13:57 PM

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Is it detachable? No? Well then I already got you beat and mine comes in different sizes, shapes and colors. Only thing yours does better is spit and then go to sleep. laughing6

Hmmm...I don't know, go on the web and annoy everyone by showing it on cam all the time?

Ummmm...seriously? Pee in the snow. pee
Birdie
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 5:33:43 PM

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Seriously fetishdoll...just think of the designs we could make in the snow!! It would be great fun..hello1
Pixie
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 6:13:30 PM

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Whats with all the peeing in the snow?? Geesh! LOL Gotta be more creative. Like......going to a party where everyone is drunk. A balcony is a must! That way you could pee on everyone below. They would all be drunk, so they wouldnt know what was going on! LOL

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 6:32:00 PM

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I know you like to touch one for a whole night, Tech.
fetishdoll
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 8:41:55 PM

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Party at pixie's house.
ASubtlepassion
Posted: Tuesday, September 02, 2008 11:07:57 PM

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Polyjuice potion, anyone? Just take a few hairs from the guy who's cock you want to be your own, stir it in, drink up, and have fun.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 03, 2008 10:34:26 AM

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I wanna go to Pixie's party too. I'll bring the camera. Can see it now, pretty Pixie standing here peeing on the crowd below with her temp penis. LOL
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 03, 2008 6:23:57 PM

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And laughing her ass off about it, too, Chef.
Pixie
Posted: Wednesday, September 03, 2008 6:30:14 PM

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Who?? ME??angel7

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
fetishdoll
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 5:20:19 AM

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Pixie, can I be the first to get tied up and abused by your brand new shiney penis? Maybe we can all stand around and pet it first? It's just so cute, aren't you a cute little penis, yes you are, come here you little penis you, awww, who's a happy boy, who's a happy boy? Whooshee cutie wuddle penis you.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 9:03:14 AM

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Man, insulting her already. Who says it's little? Why not a big ol honkin COCK?!?!?!?!



hello1
Zafia
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 10:36:28 AM

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fetishdoll wrote:
Pixie, can I be the first to get tied up and abused by your brand new shiney penis? Maybe we can all stand around and pet it first? It's just so cute, aren't you a cute little penis, yes you are, come here you little penis you, awww, who's a happy boy, who's a happy boy? Whooshee cutie wuddle penis you.


LMAO.......welcome fetish.....hello2

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Pixie
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 3:23:49 PM

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Now look what you did!! You made it shrivel up and hide fetish!!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 3:24:35 PM

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LOL
Pixie
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 5:14:03 PM

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Besides, I wouldnt want a huge cock....that would make me look like a freak! Just a standard 8 inch would be good.....8 inches long and 8 inches around! Wait......that would be huge wouldnt it? Huh......

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
fetishdoll
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 6:05:34 PM

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Ummm...hello, she is a Pixie, of course she is going to have a cute little penis. Could you imagine a big huge "Honkin' Cock" on a pixie? We would call that a Cock with wings and trust me, the last thing cocks need are wings, they already have enough control, give 'em wings and we'll just have to start wearing steel chastidy belts all the time.

OH NO! Gotta run, here comes a flying huge pixie cock!!

AHHHHHH! It got me...gotta go clean up or anyone want to lick me clean? bj
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 6:28:27 PM

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Pixie, this is the time when you grab doll's hair, push her head onto the table, and say, in your best Domme voice, "Shut up and fuck me, slut!" Ldevil
Pixie
Posted: Thursday, September 04, 2008 6:35:23 PM

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My best Domme voice?? Um, hello! Im a pixie!! Know what a pixie sounds like??

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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