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Pixie
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 5:55:16 AM

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Besides.....how do I know that fetish "swings" that way??

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
DBarclay
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 7:25:04 AM

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What's Snow ???
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 8:20:42 AM

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Snow?
Zafia
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 8:26:00 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Snow?


looks at chef and mumbles.....huh?...dontknow

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Zafia
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 8:38:20 AM

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Pixie wrote:
My best Domme voice?? Um, hello! Im a pixie!! Know what a pixie sounds like??


I'll give you some domme pointers.....lol evil5

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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 8:38:27 AM

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That's what DB said. Snow?
Zafia
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 8:39:27 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
That's what DB said. Snow?


I know.....is that code for something?.....LOL!

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Zafia
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 8:43:10 AM

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fetishdoll wrote:
We would call that a Cock with wings and trust me, the last thing cocks need are wings, they already have enough control, give 'em wings and we'll just have to start wearing steel chastidy belts all the time.


Amen sista!!!......LOL!

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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 2:20:05 PM

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doll said:
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Ummmm...seriously? Pee in the snow.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 3:26:20 PM

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Beats hell outta me. I just figured we were changing the subject. Nice weather huh, Z?
Zafia
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 3:29:52 PM

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yeah yeah really nice chef......you know yeah...with all that global warming and all............

(beats the hell out of me too....lol)

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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 05, 2008 3:32:30 PM

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So, what's on for the weekend>?
Penis? Or is it pee nigh
gflower
Posted: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 7:33:59 AM

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Pixie wrote:
Whats with all the peeing in the snow?? Geesh! LOL Gotta be more creative. Like......going to a party where everyone is drunk. A balcony is a must! That way you could pee on everyone below. They would all be drunk, so they wouldnt know what was going on! LOL


Literally crying with laughter....very inventive idea!!!
Orrrr like hide behind a bush and pee at people when they walked by!!!f-hihi
DBarclay
Posted: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:40:42 AM

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Well ..If you just want to pee in the snow ...
you just need "The Whiz"


Zafia
Posted: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:47:31 AM

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You get a free Sham-Wow with every order......thumbup

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DBarclay
Posted: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 10:11:26 AM

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Zafia wrote:
You get a free Sham-Wow with every order......thumbup

But wait !
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 11, 2009 10:53:03 AM

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Hi GFlower and welcome!
Zafia
Posted: Thursday, March 12, 2009 12:30:52 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
Zafia wrote:
You get a free Sham-Wow with every order......thumbup

But wait !


If you order in the next 7.5 mins....we will throw in 15 Whiz's and 50 Sham-Wow's absolutely FREE if you can say the entire alphabet backwards and hopping on one leg!!

LMAO!!!

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DBarclay
Posted: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:44:02 PM

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And I'm so lucky ..Billy Mays lives down the road from me

And for the Brits I have a ex Coronation Street star around the corner
nicola
Posted: Thursday, March 12, 2009 4:01:53 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
And I'm so lucky ..Billy Mays lives down the road from me

And for the Brits I have a ex Coronation Street star around the corner


?

Batman
Posted: Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:13:59 PM

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Nic been here whole long?
And she still makes little red x's.

Bat
nicola
Posted: Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:22:25 PM

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DBarclay
Posted: Thursday, March 12, 2009 8:28:53 PM

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[quote=nicola][

Thats him ..the little dwarf ...
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 10:24:23 AM

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Guest wrote:
Polyjuice potion, anyone? Just take a few hairs from the guy who's cock you want to be your own, stir it in, drink up, and have fun.


Just make sure he has a sizeable penis lol
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 10:28:21 AM

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ok I'd like to feel the sensation of coming from a man's perspective..and getting a blow job and having sex orgasms
runonwords
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 10:54:51 AM

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Loislane wrote:
ok I'd like to feel the sensation of coming from a man's perspective..and getting a blow job and having sex orgasms


And it is so magnificent!

mmmm

L35
Zafia
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 12:34:05 PM

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That would be interesting Lois......LOL!

evil4

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Guest
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 12:42:22 PM

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DBarclay wrote:
Well ..If you just want to pee in the snow ...
you just need "The Whiz"




LOL I have one for hiking and I call it "my penis," much to my daughter's amusement.
DBarclay
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 12:48:16 PM

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ali2teaseu wrote:

LOL I have one for hiking and I call it "my penis," much to my daughter's amusement.


Bit short for a walking stick though ..
nicola
Posted: Friday, March 13, 2009 2:46:31 PM

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LOL @ DB.

Just squat behind a bush Ali. evil4
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