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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 3:49:33 PM

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I can't believe what people are willing to do for $5, this site is hilarious: http://fiverr.com/

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I will write your message on my stomach and hula hoop for one minute for $5


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I will shout anything you want in a banana costume for $5
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 4:24:55 PM

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That's it? Only $5.00? Bah, Christmas is coming. I can't be bought for a measly 5 bucks.evil4
BlackestNight
Posted: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 5:14:53 PM

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not much for five bucks
its not even two gallons of gas these days
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 17, 2011 2:36:55 PM

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BlackestNight wrote:
not much for five bucks
its not even two gallons of gas these days


Right? It's 3.40 where I live. Not worth it.
I'd watch Nicola do something for it though.
nicola
Posted: Thursday, November 17, 2011 2:39:35 PM

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Are you inferring I'm cheap Mrs CK?
Head
Posted: Friday, November 18, 2011 5:51:23 PM

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BlackestNight wrote:
not much for five bucks
its not even two gallons of gas these days


$5.00 sounds and looks better than £3.50
And two gallons of gas, you lucky lucky person you, we get about 2.5 LITRES of gas for that in the UK and now they'r on about putting an extra 3p extra tax a litre on again.
So for $5 i'll sing and dance naked in the rain,,,, but then again i'd do that for free anyway lol
Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 4:38:37 AM

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for $5.00 .... I'll pour you a cup of my coffee ... hotter and better than Starbucks! lol
Archadia
Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 5:21:49 AM

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$5.00 seriously? For that, you might get a quick peek at my favorite pair of socks............well its not worth much more is it? lol
stephanie
Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:09:29 AM

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I would do that thing I do for $1 five times.......

xx SF

"Unruly girls, who will not settle down, MUST be taken in hand" (Barbarism Begins At Home - The Smiths) xx SF
Archadia
Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:11:48 AM

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stephanie wrote:


I would do that thing I do for $1 five times.......

xx SF


thing?
Ricky6999
Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 7:00:12 AM

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For $5.00, I would give you the most amazing kiss of a lifetime that you would wish you would get every moment!
Shibui
Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 2:17:31 PM

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To interject a bit of seriousness into this thread: There are people in this world that toil all day for $5.00.
On this day, in the USA, it is Thanksgiving. I am thankful I am not one of those people.

Back to the levity:
For $5.00 I would give you a smile and a wink while returning $5.00 change.

Guest
Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 4:24:24 PM

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nicola wrote:
Are you inferring I'm cheap Mrs CK?


Hey! You started it! boobieflash2
Dudealicious
Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2011 7:15:24 AM

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The chicken dance of course!!!




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DLizze
Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2011 5:54:54 PM

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nicola wrote:
Are you inferring I'm cheap Mrs CK?


I took it to mean that she'd charge five bucks if someone wanted her to watch you.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2011 2:04:26 PM

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True but funny story...One of my mates was at a pub just before a gig where they met this dude who had only his ticket and no money for drinks etc...So they all started sponsering him provided he did things to 'earn' the money with each thing being worth £2. Some of the things were 'to lick one of their armpits', 20 push ups, some kind of break dancing..it was hysterical! and he earned his drink money...
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 5:44:50 PM

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Is it a statement on minimum wage? If so, no. I need at least $7.25.
DLizze
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 6:40:29 PM

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I wish I'd gotten $5.00 for every time I PLAYED the Chicken Dance - I could have retired comfortably at age 40. -well, maybe not, maybe forty five.


"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Ruthie
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 7:45:59 PM

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I'd let you put a five dollar bill in my pocket for five dollars.
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 8:30:31 PM

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Do I get to make sure it's nestled well?
Dani
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 8:58:19 PM

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Not a damn thing. That's $5 less than I make in an hour, and I work in retail. Fuck that!


"Sometimes, unity is more terrifying than rage." - Deray McKesson

Ruthie
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 9:07:34 PM

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eviotis wrote:


Do I get to make sure it's nestled well?


Sure, that'll be ten bucks please.
Callisto
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 10:08:23 PM

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Dudealicious wrote:
The chicken dance of course!!!




I wanna see you do that.. for free!
nicola
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 10:24:06 PM

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I have $10 credit, who wants to see a couple of people do silly things?
Ruthie
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 10:47:24 PM

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nicola wrote:
I have $10 credit, who wants to see a couple of people do silly things?


Just put it in my account.
Pelicanbill
Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 12:26:22 AM

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Is that USD$ or NZ$?
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 1:54:59 AM

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US$.

What's your account coops, I'm happy for someone to do something creative with my $10. Not sure I can transfer it though. Maybe you have to do a jig while whistling Dixie starkers, and then it will go through?
loud_bkr
Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 4:05:43 AM

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WOW $5....

I would run around the chat room naked for $5!!!!

Ruthie
Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 10:34:17 AM

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nicola wrote:
US$.

What's your account coops, I'm happy for someone to do something creative with my $10. Not sure I can transfer it though. Maybe you have to do a jig while whistling Dixie starkers, and then it will go through?


I can do the jig in my birthday suit, but I can't whistle. Is it okay if I sing "Wearing o' the Green?" I know all the words.
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Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 12:25:57 AM

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not much really but i might do the chicken dance for $5 MIGHT
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