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In your Opinion, as of your current mood right now. What in your Opinion is the Greatest Hand held Invention?

Mine as of right now, would be a Shower Head!

What in your opinion is the Greatest Hand held Invention!
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Hand made? Like a knitted blanket or something that fits in your hand?
There isn't many things at all made by hand anymore. Fits in your hand, there has to be a million!
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Hmmm to many to list toss up for me between bicycle and woodworking knives
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In your Opinion, as of your current mood right now. What in your Opinion is the Greatest Hand made Invention?

Mine as of right now, would be a Shower Head!

What in your opinion is the Greatest Hand made Invention!

Is a shower head hand made - or do you mean hand held?
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Hand held I meant....
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The printed word. It allows us to convey all other inventions.
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The Cotton Gin, Eli Withney...and we all know where that led, don't we?
nicola
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Pen. It's mightier than the sword.

Or the iPhone.

I edited your post to make it clear what you are asking.
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Pen. It's mightier than the sword.

Or the iPhone.

I edited your post to make it clear what you are asking.


thanks....
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I would have to go with Nic on this one...

Surely the iPhone is the greatest Hand-Held invention. That damn thing is more powerful than my laptop. Plus when you start downloading the right apps your production goes through the roof!

Next to come...Bah bah bah the iPad2
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It may not be the greatest, but it definitely ranks right up there

Toilet paper
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the knife
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A wineglass....
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i agree
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TP is pretty darn fabulous when you consider the options!
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cell phone
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Pen. It's mightier than the sword.

Or the iPhone.

I edited your post to make it clear what you are asking.


As opposed to the penis, which isn't.

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I think either a mobile phone or laptop.
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Honestly, because of my horrible sense of direction, it's my GPS!! Don't know how I ever lived without one now.

Also, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are pretty damn cool, too.
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Honestly, because of my horrible sense of direction, it's my GPS!! Don't know how I ever lived without one now.


BUt your GPS wouldn't be much help with out a lot of infrastructure. I debated between the knife and the compass for a while. I decided I can survive without a compass, but I'd be in deep shit without a knife. Therefore it has to be the most important hand held innovation known to mankind thus far.
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Cash money, at one time it was an invention.
Beats plastic any day, and salt.
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BUt your GPS wouldn't be much help with out a lot of infrastructure. I debated between the knife and the compass for a while. I decided I can survive without a compass, but I'd be in deep shit without a knife. Therefore it has to be the most important hand held innovation known to mankind thus far.


I totally understand that, but she did say about 3 or 4 times that it should be "In My Opinion." I'm in outside sales and drive between 2 different states A LOT. I drive to new businesses several times a week, not to mention visiting existing clients. I find it amazing that I can just enter the address, and my GPS warns me when it's time to turn soon or when it suggests an alternate route because there is a traffic jam ahead. I can press the "Home, Jeeves" button, and it will actually get me home without me having to think about retracing my route. This has made my directionally-challenged life much easier, all except for the few times when it goes a bit rogue on me. So, In My Opinion, based on my current mood right now, the GPS, is the greatest hand-held device for me, In My Opinion.
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Cash money, at one time it was an invention.
Beats plastic any day, and salt.


I'm just glad you didn't say the Fleshlight...I still have bad memories of those ads when I joined Lush...

I'm tending to agree with Nicola, which is always a good thing around here...the pen is a real good thing...

Though since the netbook came out, I haven't actually used one in a while...

Hmmm...how about the roach clip Scooter? Certainly saved a lot of burned fingers...

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I was gonna say the fleshlight DirtyM, but mine wasn't really hand held.
I mounted mine to a full body pillow and things came out just fine.

Now a roach clip is a swell choice, but I too have to agree with Nicola.
The last time I was jousting with my sword wielding opponent,
we took a little break, and managed to use my pen as a roach clip

So I guess that makes the pen even mightier
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Honestly, because of my horrible sense of direction, it's my GPS!! Don't know how I ever lived without one now.


So now we know where to find CG if we ever blindfold her, spin her around and put her in the closet.... oh wait... thats someone else's fantasy
Sorry Dude
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