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Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 3:31:45 PM

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cook bacon (hehehe)
poizenivy
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Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 4:02:08 PM

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Go outside in the snow
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 4:05:31 PM

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Cut back brambles in the garden...
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 4:06:54 PM

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poizenivy wrote:
Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling

I've heard that's a good way to get them to leave.
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 4:09:24 PM

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kinkygirl wrote:
Go outside in the snow




I think she could warm you up.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 4:12:20 PM

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Go to 7-11 for cigarettes, I know for a fact, because the cops told me!
Lol
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 4:51:17 PM

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Gardening!! All that dirt is insidious and gets into the most inappropriate places!! Embarassed
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 5:05:55 PM

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cook. at least wear an apron over the nakedness.
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 5:24:29 PM

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Take your garbage to the curb...neighbors don't always appreciate ut

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 6:18:24 PM

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promote sexual abstinence for teenagers ...

"Just say No kids !!!"

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 6:49:13 PM

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fill up the gas tank .... at noon!! hehehe
Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 7:03:10 PM

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slide down a frozen pole.
Frank
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 7:06:16 PM

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Cut the hedge.
although a bush maybe!

Learn to fence Sword Fight

Offer a child popcorn happy1

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poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 7:20:05 PM

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Play with your kitten

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 7:22:51 PM

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Ride the subway
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 7:30:31 PM

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Oh!! Ride a bike...without the seat!!!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, December 4, 2011 9:12:03 PM

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head into the bank to sign your loan renewal
Michael
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 7:42:38 AM

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appear for a job interview.

slide down the stair railing.

sit on a dark seat in the sun.

trick-or-treat.

try to impress your friends.

try that hot new pick-up line you just heard.

try Sumo wrestling.

give granny a kiss.

Guest
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 7:45:04 AM

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Shovel snow...

Pick up the kids from school...
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 8:19:34 AM

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Go to a parent teacher conference or PTA meeting

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 8:22:48 AM

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bend over in front of hap
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 8:23:22 AM

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Pop to the shop.
Use any kind of power tool no matter how desperate you are to get those shelves up.
Never go up into a loft that has fiberglass insulation.
Do the school run
Cooking.
Walk the dog.
Stand too close to a playful kitten.
Run.
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 8:57:12 AM

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BangTidy wrote:
Pop to the shop.
Use any kind of power tool no matter how desperate you are to get those shelves up.
Never go up into a loft that has fiberglass insulation.
Do the school run
Cooking.
Walk the dog.
Stand too close to a playful kitten.
Run.


that's lots!!

maybe sharing one at a time ... it's a game ....

What NOT to do naked? ..... a interview
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 10:15:12 AM

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Hmm, would be worse giving the interviewing naked or having the interview naked I wonder???
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 11:27:38 AM

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I'll interview you naked... Guaranteed hire!!

Greet your mother in law at the front door

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

HK4167
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 12:04:48 PM

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Walking nearby child playground.
Operating chain saw.


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adele
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 5:56:20 PM

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Stand in front of your window at night with the drapes open and the lights on

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Guest
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 7:42:24 PM

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harvest honey from the bees
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 5, 2011 8:26:29 PM

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Run a marathon. Oh, the chafing and bouncing!
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