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WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 9:41:16 PM

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Location: Cakeland, United States
Get caught at the petting zoo.

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 9:48:23 PM

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attend midnight mass
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 9:52:46 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Open gifts with the family

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

ratsass
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 4:12:17 PM

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Posts: 609
Location: Here and there
Try to outrun a guarddog
Graham_X
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 6:47:49 PM

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Joined: 3/23/2011
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom
ratsass wrote:
Try to outrun a guarddog


Fail to outrun a guarddog

Just put a new story up called Venus: My Mistress In Leather and Lace. It seems a long time since I have written any prose, been seduced by prosody. Anyway, please feel free to check it out - Thank you xxx
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 7:27:02 PM

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play with your dog
bill11
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 7:27:06 PM

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Location: On the water when possible , United States
Steel welding
Guest
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 7:39:06 PM

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roast marshmellows
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 7:48:56 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Tar your roof

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 8:01:47 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 819,674
Tar your neighbor's roof
Michael
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 8:28:40 PM

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Joined: 10/22/2011
Posts: 2,006
Location: Somewhere with Sun and Sea, United States
Leave the nude beach.




Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 10:18:27 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 819,674
go to the supermarket
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:29:43 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Wrangle a feral cat or two

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Michael_X
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 2:04:53 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 12/20/2011
Posts: 76
Location: T.M.I., United States
Go horseback riding.

"Do you want to live to work or work to live"

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"

"Always hold you head up high, never come off weak"

Michael
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:15:05 PM

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Sleepwalk out your home
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:06:35 PM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Walk into a prison

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

RavenQueen
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:20:17 PM

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Posts: 13
introduce ur new gf/bf to ur parents
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:32:51 PM

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make a complaint at a police station.
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 5:51:35 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Tend beehives

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

bill11
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 8:24:58 PM

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Joined: 9/10/2010
Posts: 29,607
Location: On the water when possible , United States
Climb telephone poles
KrissyS
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 12:38:44 AM

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Joined: 1/22/2010
Posts: 248
Location: Europe, United Kingdom
B-B-Q
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 12:59:28 AM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
swim in leach infested waters

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 1, 2012 10:47:27 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 819,674
Paintball.
CumGirl
Posted: Monday, January 2, 2012 6:29:19 AM

Rank: Attention Whore

Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,302
Location: United Kingdom
Angela Merkel

definitely ...

definitely don't "do" Angela Merkel when she's naked

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



Guest
Posted: Monday, January 2, 2012 11:56:39 PM

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Charge a car battery.
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, January 3, 2012 7:42:39 AM

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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Go to church

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 3, 2012 7:44:05 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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bend over in front of ivy, she bites
Caligula
Posted: Tuesday, January 3, 2012 8:57:41 AM

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Location: Argentina
Cactus farming. Not good idea.
adele
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 8:23:21 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
go to the Policemen's Benefit Dance
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, January 7, 2012 10:18:20 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Ride public transit

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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