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Guest
Posted: Friday, February 3, 2012 4:22:58 PM

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Juggle razor sharp daggers.
82tigress
Posted: Friday, February 3, 2012 5:37:35 PM

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Jump on the bed. Trust me, i learned that the hard way. Ouch.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
dune
Posted: Friday, February 3, 2012 5:39:45 PM

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Attempt to fly cross country
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 3:19:30 AM

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Playing with your cat. Sharp claws really hurt T_T..
Morpheus_Ahrms
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 6:04:48 AM

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BBQ. Just DONT (I know what I am talking about here...o.0)
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 9:51:02 AM

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Wow....can't wait to hear that story sugar!

Bend over in front of your perverted creepy boss....and I know that one from experience.....still shuddering

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 3:33:14 PM

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Register in a New York hotel under the name Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Because you really are only going to end up incarcerated x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



adele
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 4:42:53 PM

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go to parent teacher conference
CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 4:55:19 PM

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well I've been to a few, adele, and they would generally be enlivened by a little nudity ...

Vatican Tour Guide ...

Well not since The Borgias stopped controlling The Papacy x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



adele
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 5:48:42 PM

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yes, CG. I imagine they would be! LOL

Saturday evening confession
CumGirl
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 7:19:31 PM

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Sunday Morning Mass

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



adele
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 7:39:35 PM

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Sexaholics Anonymous meeting
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 7:49:47 PM

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fry Bacon in a skillet.
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 9:09:17 PM

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according to Skye one should never ever play paintball naked....I am wondering if she has personal experience with that....hhhhmmm inquiring minds want to know

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

HK4167
Posted: Sunday, February 5, 2012 10:05:44 PM

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Deep fry a turkey.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 12:58:30 PM

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Well... hmm... right now I can't think of anything I wouldn't do nakedThink But... maybe pee, because one of my biggest fetishes is to wet my pantieskekekegay But I got to admit that I occasionally pee naked tooWhistle
adele
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 7:23:41 PM

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attend a wedding
MzRogue
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:57:15 AM

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dispose of a beehive
MartinEngland
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 3:36:44 AM

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Give a speech at your old school...

Daniela's Master....
pazwick
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:39:22 AM

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operate a chain saw
Unlaw
Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:04:40 PM

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As a straight male, I have to go with...Roman-Greco wrestling...unless done with a female...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 2:46:07 PM

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Pick blackberries!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 2:52:46 PM

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Give a presentation at your next production meeting!director
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 3:16:51 PM

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Go to traffic school.
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 6:40:14 PM

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Straighten your hair in the 'privacy' of your own bedroom:

1) results in various bodily burns from straighteners

2) the window cleaners ALWAYS show up, they have their timing down...it's worrying.
Dirty_D
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 8:51:21 PM

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Load the wood stove


Espresso
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 8:52:53 PM

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Light fireworks.

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SirBunny
Posted: Saturday, March 31, 2012 3:31:00 AM

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Public Speaking




Hornyukteacher
Posted: Sunday, April 15, 2012 9:08:10 AM

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Meet the In-laws
Play rugby
Go to the park
pazwick
Posted: Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:31:28 AM

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sharpen a knife
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