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Dani
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:41:17 AM

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I've seen these online before, but not here yet....so you can start by "That awkward moment when....."

I'll start


That awkward moment when you get a lush friend invite from your grandmother!



Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 12:46:41 AM

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that awkward moment when you got so excited you had to type one handed
Nikki703
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 7:46:07 AM

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That Awkward Moment When You Are Chatting With 2 People At Same Time And Send Wrong Message To Wrong Person
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 11:00:33 PM

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That awkward moment when your kiddo finds your sex toy collection

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 13, 2011 11:42:27 PM

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poizenivy wrote:
That awkward moment when your kiddo finds your sex toy collection


haha yes. my old avatar would be an awkward moment. Just imagine sitting around having tea with the ladies from church and uh oh look what sparky found
HappyEndings
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 3:35:59 AM

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slutpuppy wrote:
that awkward moment when you got so excited you had to type one handed


I can relate to that scenario... LOL

How about the awkward moment when you're "going private" with a fellow Lush member on your iPhone and lay it down to do something and someone gets curious about whats on the screen and picks it up and starts reading your chat. OOPS!!! sign5

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.... ;)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 10:43:56 PM

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...when you're checking someone out and they catch your eyes mid leer.
avrgblkgrl
Posted: Wednesday, December 14, 2011 11:12:35 PM

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That awkward moment when someone you know realizes that they have seen you on line, and you are wondering if you were naked.

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 7:03:35 AM

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Nikki703 wrote:
That Awkward Moment When You Are Chatting With 2 People At Same Time And Send Wrong Message To Wrong Person


Ha, I've been the sender and the receiver - VERY awkward!!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 4:27:41 PM

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That awkward moment when some one you are chatting with mentions something you don't remember drunk-chatting about from the night before.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 15, 2011 4:47:35 PM

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That awkward moment when you are checking out that new, naughty picture posted on your wall and your boss chooses then to walk in
cathyrohan
Posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 9:27:51 AM

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I have to share Nicola's post that I saw earlier.

That awkward moment when... http://www.break.com/index/caught_banging_blow_up_doll.html

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
Dani
Posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 10:02:41 PM

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That awkward moment when you totally forget about a forum topic that YOU posted!



poizenivy
Posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 10:52:31 PM

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that awkward moment when you or your lover call out the wrong name during sex

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

HK4167
Posted: Friday, December 16, 2011 11:52:32 PM

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poizenivy wrote:
that awkward moment when you or your lover call out the wrong name during sex

Haha, good one. Let's make it more twisted,

that awkward moment when I call out my step daughter's name, and my wife calls out my sister's name during sex.

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 17, 2011 8:07:00 AM

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That awkward moment when a nice woman is helping you and you say, "Thank you, sir."
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 8:12:13 PM

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That awkward moment when your masturbating in private and realize you're moaning too loud lol
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 9:12:17 PM

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that awkward moment when you walk around naked and realize the curtains are open and your neighbor is looking in

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 9:25:16 PM

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That awkward moment when your dad finds out your dating a guy from his office who is close to his age Embarassed Embarassed .....Shhh Mom, I told you NOT to tell him!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 21, 2011 5:05:15 AM

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NightFox wrote:
That awkward moment when your masturbating in privet and realize you're moaning too loud lol


Hahaha.....i can TOTALLY relate to that!happy8
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 21, 2011 5:09:19 AM

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The awkward moment after you bend over and a guy is still starring at your ass...
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 10:25:15 AM

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That awkward moment when you realize you've only had actual conversations with about 5% of your lush friends.



Michael_X
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:44:48 PM

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That awkward moment when your just blankly staring off into space and someone thinks your staring at them

"Do you want to live to work or work to live"

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"

"Always hold you head up high, never come off weak"

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Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:56:05 PM

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That akward moment when you are about to show a pic on the mobile phone for your parents and they start to look at all the pics in the gallery. They still ask who that was lying naked like that...
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 5:42:27 PM

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Hehehe....awkward!!

When your cell buzzes in the middle of the night with a sexy text from one of your favorite playmates and your SO sees it

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 12:06:37 AM

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That awkward moment when you find your mom's sex toys. AWKWARD
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:05:26 AM

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atrain_alex89 wrote:
That awkward moment when you find your mom's sex toys. AWKWARD



Worse...my son found his grandmother's dildo!!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 8:20:13 AM

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The awkward moment when you're thinking about nothing at all and you get an erection... While you're sitting on the bus. You have no alternative but to disembark because you are already late for work. Darn penis has a will of it's own.
charmbrights
Posted: Tuesday, January 3, 2012 3:04:35 AM

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When the three year old comes into the bedroom and asks "Daddy, what are you doing to mummy?"


P.S. was that really half a century ago? I still blush to think of it.

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, January 4, 2012 12:28:08 AM

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charmbrights wrote:
When the three year old comes into the bedroom and asks "Daddy, what are you doing to mummy?"


P.S. was that really half a century ago? I still blush to think of it.


I dunno about anyone else, Charms... but I could have gone another 63 months without reading that. Thanks for subtly violating the rules here, man.

The Awkward moment...

-On your laptop and when you click on Firefox browser to load up.. and Lush is your homepage...and you've got family watching over your shoulder so you can show them some cool youtube video...

And up pops - LUSH in all its glory on your start up page.

Doh! confused5

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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