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eocpez2
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 3:18:55 PM

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that awkward moment when you have been talking to a friend on lush all day and then see on their profile later that it was their birthday today.
Dani
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 10:04:26 PM

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The awkward moment when the "mirror" you've been making faces/looking up your nose in is actually a window.hiding



Nikki703
Posted: Sunday, June 24, 2012 8:46:58 AM

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Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 14,400
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
The awkward moment when you dream about your boss catching you masturbating in your office and then you realize you are not dreaming
Michael
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 3:58:23 AM

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Joined: 10/22/2011
Posts: 2,006
Location: Somewhere with Sun and Sea, United States
Visiting a new friend...


Borrow her bathroom


and all too late realize...




Frank
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 6:52:14 AM

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Joined: 11/16/2011
Posts: 12,414
Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom
Sent my wife a filthy text.
Thankfully not very long.
Pressed SEND.
It was the work number! d'oh!

The receptionist received a proposition from the automated delivery voice.
Then checked the sender. Think

Lfunny

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney





poizenivy
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:01:22 AM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
That awkward moment when you dream about someone and call out their name in your sleep....then have to explain to your SO

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Dani
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:59:13 AM

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The awkward moment when someone you don't like says something funny...and you try your damndest NOT to laugh.



adele
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:15:01 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Or when that person you hate does something really nice for you!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:34:01 AM

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Posts: 819,716
Nikki703 wrote:
The awkward moment when you dream about your boss catching you masturbating in your office and then you realize you are not dreaming


When you walk in on one of your sexy employees masturbating and wait until she's finished to say 'Hi' ;-p lol
adele
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 9:55:11 AM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
When you walk into an important meeting and realize your pants are split
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:12:50 AM

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its awkward when you have to tell your friends that my girldfriend is bi-sexual and that her girlfriend is 8 months pregnant with my child.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:29:14 PM

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Whan you walk into the ladies room by mistake, with your cock almost all the way out.
adele
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 10:44:37 PM

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Accident???? when you get up to the register at the store, get everything rung up, and then realize you forgot your wallet with all your money and credit cards at home
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 8:19:25 AM

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When you introduce your wife and get her name wrong. (Only happened once, and I'd been drinking, way too much!!)
adele
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:23:22 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
when you feel sick , but don't quite make it to the bathroom in time
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:38:42 PM

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When you walk up behind a friend, wrap your arms around their waist, and find out it's not who you thought it was.
adele
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 11:41:34 AM

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When two people you really want to cyber with, both send you an OM at the same time and you have to pick one or the other
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 12:42:12 PM

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flirting with someone and your wife/husband walks up.
adele
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 1:30:22 PM

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getting a phone call from your mom while you are in the middle of sex
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 2:47:49 PM

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saying fuck when talking to your mother. (just keep talking)
adele
Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 7:15:25 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
saying fuck in front of your 7 year old niece
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:19:57 PM

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That awkward moment when someone pulls out their BEST sexual advances online and you don't respond...and they don't take the hint and just keep it going, creating a whole cyber sex scene involving you but EXCLUDES any input from you.coffee



adele
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 5:25:49 AM

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when two people in a chat room start having really bad cyber
Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 5:41:04 AM

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That awkward moment your mum (drunkenly) shows your friends her dildos
Dani
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:05:32 PM

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adele wrote:
when two people in a chat room start having really bad cyber



OMG! I've left many a chat room because of awful cyber. "Oh yeah, baby. Lickin your clitty like crazy."...I HATE being stuck in the middle of horrible cyber!



thesilkyknot
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:23:06 PM

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when you sneeze really hard in front of that one gorgeous man in the gym whom you have always wanted to say hello......
nastynate69
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:40:48 PM

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thesilkyknot wrote:
when you sneeze really hard in front of that one gorgeous man in the gym whom you have always wanted to say hello......

I told you babe that I didn't mind at all
thesilkyknot
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:43:44 PM

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lmao//....awkward moment ....when nate thinks he is gorgeous LMAO ..HAHAHA
nastynate69
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:02:08 PM

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thesilkyknot wrote:
lmao//....awkward moment ....when nate thinks he is gorgeous LMAO ..HAHAHA

Of course I am
thesilkyknot
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 12:05:55 AM

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LMAO..THATS ANOTHER AWKWARD ONE ...LOLOL
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