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randy123
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 8:32:58 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 2/4/2012
Posts: 55
Location: United States
OK, one more:

"I've always loved the English girls. I very much enjoy doing to them what their ancestors did to my country." - Craig Ferguson 6/29/2010
saracenrider
Posted: Friday, March 02, 2012 8:50:15 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/23/2012
Posts: 417
Location: Scotland
I can believe anything provided it is incredible.

I can resist everything except temptation.

The way to get rid of teptation is to yield to it.

It is only the modern that becomes old fashioned.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Oscar Wild's paradoxes


Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 6:25:47 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
“We need to make books sexy again. If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” John Waters
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 6:53:56 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
eviotis wrote:
“We need to make books sexy again. If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.” John Waters


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"Holy shit, now what?" Sony's new CEO, Kazuo Hirai, in an interview to The Wall Street Journal.



Might not be the type of quote you're looking for, but I seem to be having a lot of "Holy shit, now what?" moments lately! Shhh
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 8:39:21 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
Swing hard in case you hit it!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 07, 2012 2:03:09 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
There's no road to happiness.... Happiness is the road
honeydipped
Posted: Thursday, March 08, 2012 8:36:42 PM

Rank: The Bee's Knees

Joined: 8/16/2009
Posts: 1,420
Location: this side of bliss..., United States
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt

"I believe in nonsense...it wakes up the brain cells." -Dr. Seuss

"There is no such thing as a good girl gone bad...just bad girls who are found out." -Mae West

"I may not know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone." -Bill Cosby

"Fuck em if they can't take a joke" -Uknown

"it is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ~aristotle
DastardlyDan
Posted: Friday, March 09, 2012 11:37:07 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 12/17/2011
Posts: 75
Location: Niagara Falls, United States
Children are a poor man's wealth. Danish proverb

He who is afriad to ask, is afraid of learning. Danish Proverb

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. Abraham Lincoln

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Robert Frost

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:55:51 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain
Mistress_Phaedra
Posted: Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:24:06 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 3/25/2012
Posts: 6
Location: United Kingdom
Pretentious? Moi?



Mature, married and straight

Tyking85
Posted: Friday, March 30, 2012 9:34:12 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/26/2010
Posts: 643
Location: Toronto, Canada
“You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” Wayne Gretzky

"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed." - Michael Jordan
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 01, 2012 6:30:31 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. - My motto.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. - Aldous Huxley (kind of reminded me of lush for some reason ;))
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 01, 2012 8:22:50 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
“When my mama asks me, will I change? I tell her yeah, but it's clear I'll always be the same until the end of time.” - Tupac Shakur
rushman1uk
Posted: Sunday, April 01, 2012 9:59:46 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/26/2008
Posts: 273
Location: newcastle, United Kingdom
"Their a sandwich short of a picnic"
Naughty_Magician
Posted: Monday, April 16, 2012 5:26:44 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,800
Location: Sublime Heights, Germany
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right.
Albert Einstein

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear
what they think - in a deeper voice.
Bill Cosby

Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
affable
Posted: Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:08:26 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/19/2012
Posts: 407
Location: Mid West, United States
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Sieur Louis de Conte
dune
Posted: Friday, April 20, 2012 2:08:29 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 10/24/2011
Posts: 12
I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't

Song: Never Enough
Artist: Five Finger Death Punch
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:22:25 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
Im an obsessive quote collector, heres a few of my favirotes.

I see life as a collection of experiences, and I find myself to be an avid collector.

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.

"Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed."
— Herman Melville

“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”
- Robert A. Heinlein

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."
- Gore Vidal

"There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet."
- Randy Pausch (1960-2008)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

sorry for the long winded post, enjoy
Holty0101
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:29:28 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 3/4/2012
Posts: 44
Location: Bolton, United Kingdom
Goodnight Vienna, the world is screwed
Warlock
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:29:35 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 2/24/2012
Posts: 200
Location: Where I need to be right now, United States
"I love you Dad."
- my daughter
camcan
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 12:26:35 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 3/16/2012
Posts: 53
Location: Vancouver area, Canada
keep the pass in the pass
Orallee69
Posted: Sunday, April 22, 2012 4:11:10 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 6/18/2011
Posts: 95
"Why is there never enough time to do it right but always enough time to do it over?"
1CuteMedic4U
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 12:37:03 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/2/2011
Posts: 35
Location: United States
"Yesterday is history,
tommorow is a mystery,
today is the present,
thats why it's a gift"
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 3:03:03 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
Warlock wrote:
"I love you Dad."
- my daughter


Awww that is so sweet :D

"The course of true love never did run smooth"
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 5:55:31 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
Comedy is only a funny way of being serious - Peter Ustinov
TJRogue
Posted: Monday, April 23, 2012 7:45:10 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 8/2/2011
Posts: 155
Location: Midwest
"Desire is the Essence of Man"
LatinSugar
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:44:56 AM

Rank: Angel Princess of Passion

Joined: 10/29/2011
Posts: 3,669
Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight
"If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances." Julia Soul

Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 5:57:53 AM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 691,293
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."
-Edmund Burke
sexyeyes37
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:08:07 AM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 3/13/2012
Posts: 601
Location: United Kingdom
" I think,therefore I am".

sexyeyes37
clum
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 6:25:02 AM

Rank: Clumeleon
Moderator

Joined: 5/13/2011
Posts: 5,517
Location: Kirkcaldy, United Kingdom
"Suffer what there is to suffer, enjoy what there is to enjoy." Nichiren Daishonin.

She Just Wants To Be

Third place entry in the Toy With Me competition.
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