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Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 1:56:13 PM

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I Command you all to NOT look at my page!

Fugly
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 2:19:48 PM

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NightFox wrote:
I Command you all to NOT look at my page!



OK evil4
Buz
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 2:26:46 PM

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 2:38:09 PM

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Fugs wrote:


OK evil4


Thank youlaughing8
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 6:50:40 PM

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NightFox wrote:
I Command you all to NOT look at my page!



Oh damn...that is slick, why didn't I think of that one?

Btw, giving out free lattes to the next person to click on my page...





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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 10:55:23 PM

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I got as far as "www" on the coins before I ran out of room
idea1 This way is MUCH easier idea1



Guest
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 9:01:56 AM

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laughing8 I love this thread! Can't wait to see who wins!
Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 9:17:24 AM

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Well folks tell you what if I win, I will send out a picture of me sporting my favorite facial expression it looks similar to this:



As well I am not going to go down without a fight! I will send a lucky Lusher a pair of my underwear as well (as shown below)




Hit me up folks! I think I have a chance!

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

sprite
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 9:26:20 AM

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i will enter everyone who DOESN'T view Dude's bio page in a drawing to win an autographed pair of my slightly used panties as well as a picture of me wearing them! join me in my campaign! zero votes for Dudelicious! (which i've already kind of messed up after visiting his page earlier - dammit!)

Live, love, laugh.
Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 11:02:02 AM

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sprite wrote:
i will enter everyone who DOESN'T view Dude's bio page in a drawing to win an autographed pair of my slightly used panties as well as a picture of me wearing them! join me in my campaign! zero votes for Dudelicious! (which i've already kind of messed up after visiting his page earlier - dammit!)


I knew you couldn't help yourself Sprite, those nude's of mine keep you coming back don't they? f-hihi clapping

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

nicola
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 1:21:40 PM

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jillinjulie wrote:
I am not sleeping thru this contest...
I am not sleeping thru this contest...
I am not sleeping thru this contest...



I am not sleeping thru this contest...
I am not sleeping thru this contest...
I am not sleeping thru this contest...


Wake up!

Sweet photo.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 03, 2012 2:25:47 PM

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We won't win because we are a couple and the woman on here don't like couples the men here like to look at my nudes
nicola
Posted: Saturday, February 04, 2012 2:15:58 AM

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jj123 wrote:
We won't win because we are a couple and the woman on here don't like couples the men here like to look at my nudes


Defeatist attitude, buck your ideas up.
sprite
Posted: Saturday, February 04, 2012 2:32:20 PM

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nicola wrote:


Defeatist attitude, buck your ideas up.


i have some great ideas on how to get more views! i posted them on my page, you should go take a look!

Live, love, laugh.
Buz
Posted: Saturday, February 04, 2012 4:18:31 PM

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My friend EroticBarbie has made some changes to her page, so I'll put in a plug for her. She is an awesome Aussie!

www.lushstories.com/eroticbarbie

Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 04, 2012 7:24:17 PM

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OK, new AV - if I get enough hits, I'll move my hands a bit ;)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 05, 2012 6:34:39 AM

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Changed Avatar,Added more pics, submitted a story,sent a bulk mail for all to come see us
naughtyannie
Posted: Sunday, February 05, 2012 8:40:11 AM

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Feeling more than a little pissed off at the moment.

I've spent a lot of time and effort over the last week writing a sequel to my story "Pride and Prejudice and Fucking", which I hoped would give me a big boost in the Competition, but when I submitted it I was really upset to get this message:

"I'm sorry, we no longer accept fan fiction. Our policies are constantly being upgraded, and this has been implemented since the first chapter was accepted here. So I'm afraid this cannot be posted."

I don't remember seeing any announcement in the forums about this change of policy. Did I miss this? Or are all authors expected to read the story guidelines every time we think of an idea for a story, in case you decide to ban something else next?

I'm sorry if I shouldn't post this here, but I'm upset and cross at all the wasted effort.

Click on the link below to visit my profile page, for award-winning filthy stories and arousing pics. Go on, it's just one click.

You know you want to...

http://www.lushstories.com/naughtyannie

You don't know what you're missing 'til you try it
jacobport
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 9:00:50 AM

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What more could I do to my profile to draw views?

"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
Fugly
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 1:22:59 PM

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jacobport wrote:
What more could I do to my profile to draw views?


A couple of ways of getting views are:

1. Write as many dirty, incest related stories you can.

2. Flood the forums with whorish remarks.

3. Ask anyone and everyone to be your friend - They will go to your profile to see who you are before accepting.

4. Write in your blog area that you have posted nude shots and ask what do they think.

5. Add a forum signature and link it to your profile.

6. A really easy one, go to the chat rooms and state you are bored.

7. Log on as much as possible.

8. And then post in a attention whore thread asking 'what more could you do to your profile to draw views' (that's pretty clever lol) PS. add a sexier background dontknow

Whistle
Buz
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 2:10:00 PM

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Fugs wrote:


A couple of ways of getting views are:

1. Write as many dirty, incest related stories you can.

2. Flood the forums with whorish remarks.

3. Ask anyone and everyone to be your friend - They will go to your profile to see who you are before accepting.

4. Write in your blog area that you have posted nude shots and ask what do they think.

5. Add a forum signature and link it to your profile.

6. A really easy one, go to the chat rooms and state you are bored.

7. Log on as much as possible.

7. And then post in a attention whore thread asking 'what more could you do to your profile to draw views' (that's pretty clever lol) PS. add a sexier background dontknow

Whistle


Could you create a Fugs Stamp of Approval Seal for hot attention whore pages? And give me one for my page.

TraceyAmes
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 4:35:25 PM

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Come and visit my site please for this competition. I have 2 great stories for you to read: Mother and Son with 280,000 reads and Mother and Son II: The Next 12 Months, just released.

My early pics posted were clothed, natural pics of me. Now I have been forced to show my whorish side by posting some nude shots of myself taken by my hubby. I even have one taken by webcam of him cumming on my hairy pussy. Cum and view them while they are still displayed.

Love all you Lush fans and readers.

Tracey
Fugly
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 5:10:26 PM

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Buz wrote:


Could you create a Fugs Stamp of Approval Seal for hot attention whore pages? And give me one for my page.


Something like this???


Done LOL
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 6:50:28 PM

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Fugs wrote:



3. Ask anyone and everyone to be your friend - They will go to your profile to see who you are before accepting.



Just curious...is there an application to send out 103,000 friend requests at once? Hmmm...let me see if I still remember my programming skills...

And be careful about drawing too much attention to yourself...it could have its hazards...



You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

Fugly
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 7:13:04 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:


Just curious...is there an application to send out 103,000 friend requests at once? Hmmm...let me see if I still remember my programming skills...

And be careful about drawing too much attention to yourself...it could have its hazards...


LOL I doubt it. You will have to do it the manual way and the easiest way to do that is to go to home page, click on Active Visitors, then just roll your mouse over their name and go down to Add to Friends. I don't think you even have to go to their profile - thus not given them profile views LOL.

You have to give up going to gifbin.com - they never work on here lol d'oh!

Is this the one?

Kurtquiron
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 7:46:31 PM

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Sprit please stop changing your avatar. You are driving me mad with lust.

ps your stories aren't helping me stop masterbating ether!!!
Kurtquiron
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 8:07:42 PM

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Shame on you No more fibbing Tracey, you must be younger than me because I have not masterbated for a pic of an older woman since I was a teen. Your nudes are much hotter than tour NN pics. Now I must read that story. dancenude

Kurt
TraceyAmes wrote:
Come and visit my site please for this competition. I have 2 great stories for you to read: Mother and Son with 280,000 reads and Mother and Son II: The Next 12 Months, just released.

My early pics posted were clothed, natural pics of me. Now I have been forced to show my whorish side by posting some nude shots of myself taken by my hubby. I even have one taken by webcam of him cumming on my hairy pussy. Cum and view them while they are still displayed.

Love all you Lush fans and readers.

Tracey
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 8:32:59 PM

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Fugs wrote:



Is this the one?



Oh yeah...you done good Miss Fugs...

Now excuse me while I go add a couple of thousand friends...


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 8:40:51 PM

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Oh damn...I'm not even close here...

I might have to think of something really cheap and shameless to promote myself...hmmm...Regaeman Man


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:23:44 AM

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Grrr Lol 5TH Place is at least not that Bad For Me I Guess Haha Oh And Btw.. Visit my Profile to see what's behind this door.....It's Magical!
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