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Posted: Wednesday, February 1, 2012 10:21:59 PM

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OH my god I feel so.....how shall I put it?....Lucky!! Wow there are some terrible stories on here. Stolen cars, drunk guys....holy shit some really pathetic dates. Well I can't compete with that shit. I had a couple of guys who really were bugging me for sex when I was a virgin and their hands would try to go everywhere and I had to just leave and go home. The worst thing for me though is when guys can't help looking at other girls. Like WTF can't you even control yourself for a single date? Really this happened just the other night and it PISSED ME OFF so much. I was really planning to let the guy have a LOT OF FUN with me and he just couldn't stop looking at one of my gf's? That's one thing I can say about older guys, they don't crane their neck and keep gawking at every short skirt that walks by. A girl needs to feel confident if you want her to take her clothes off and seeing you gawking at every other chick just is the biggest turn-off for me.
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Posted: Monday, March 19, 2012 1:10:45 AM

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The worst thing a guy has ever done on a date with me was ask me to give him a blow job while he was driving. I agreed to it and he never even warned me that he was about to cum and when he came I wasn't ready at all and I had it all in my mouth and coming out of my nose. All he said was " Oh yeah babe, I forgot to tell you I was about to cum." I made him drop me off at home immediately and never called or texted him again, even though he tried apologizing for a week before finally giving up.
SamanthaFoxe
Posted: Tuesday, April 3, 2012 9:05:41 PM

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Kept trying to grope me during the movies on a FIRST date. If I wanted a fuck we wouldn't have been on a date trust me. He made me miss bits of the film cos I had to keep slapping his grubby hands away.
Harbors_Rose
Posted: Thursday, June 4, 2015 10:07:24 PM

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Tell me that I would be so much prettier, if I was just 15 pounds lighter. Also, how much he loved my DD natural breasts...but wished my ass was smaller. If he only knew that bigger girls are such good cock suckers because we are used to putting things in our mouths! (rofl)
PrincessC
Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 12:55:18 AM

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I met this guy on a night out but he seemed really lovely, so he asked me out a few days later and I went. That's when he got very strange. When I arrived we exchanged the obligatory small talk and when I mentioned that I was doing my post grad in Political Philosophy he lost it. He started waxing lyrical about us 'bloody communists' (which he used interchangeably with liberal Nazis) and how women should stick to traditional gender roles because, and I quote, 'no man wants to fuck a woman smarter than him'.

Saw on Facebook that somebody is engaged to that cretin, there's somebody for everyone.

"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
joannemouse
Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 2:20:03 AM

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A date set up by mutual friends. He turned up late, ate with his mouth open, spilled food down his tie, commented on other women in the restaurant including eyeing up our admittedly pretty waitress, asked me if I'm a dwarf and then went on about how he finds midget women attractive, automatically assumed we'd "go Dutch", then announced we'd go back to my place because he lives with his fiancee and he just wanted a last fling before he got married...

My friend had his ear bent the following day. Face-to-face, loudly and without tea and biscuits.
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Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 10:01:53 AM

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joannemouse wrote:
A date set up by mutual friends. He turned up late, ate with his mouth open, spilled food down his tie, commented on other women in the restaurant including eyeing up our admittedly pretty waitress, asked me if I'm a dwarf and then went on about how he finds midget women attractive, automatically assumed we'd "go Dutch", then announced we'd go back to my place because he lives with his fiancee and he just wanted a last fling before he got married...

My friend had his ear bent the following day. Face-to-face, loudly and without tea and biscuits.


So you didn't see him again?
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Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 11:14:49 AM

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Said he did not like video games. He will never see me again.
stormdog100
Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 11:44:30 AM

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PrincessC wrote:

I met this guy on a night out but he seemed really lovely, so he asked me out a few days later and I went. That's when he got very strange. When I arrived we exchanged the obligatory small talk and when I mentioned that I was doing my post grad in Political Philosophy he lost it. He started waxing lyrical about us 'bloody communists' (which he used interchangeably with liberal Nazis) and how women should stick to traditional gender roles because, and I quote, 'no man wants to fuck a woman smarter than him'.


But on the bright side, he was gentleman enough to acknowledge that you were smarter than him...laughing6
stormdog100
Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 11:50:32 AM

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joannemouse wrote:
A date set up by mutual friends. He turned up late, ate with his mouth open, spilled food down his tie, commented on other women in the restaurant including eyeing up our admittedly pretty waitress, asked me if I'm a dwarf and then went on about how he finds midget women attractive, automatically assumed we'd "go Dutch", then announced we'd go back to my place because he lives with his fiancee and he just wanted a last fling before he got married...

My friend had his ear bent the following day. Face-to-face, loudly and without tea and biscuits.


Hey, Joanne, it may have seemed awful at the time, but look at the fun stories you get to share later, right? Thank god we can look back and laugh at the dumb crap that happens to us!
Thanks for sharing that, it's really good enough to be part of a sitcom script. Do guys like that color women's perception of men in general, or are there enough amazing guys (you know, like me wave Anxious ) to overcome the morons?
RicanLovin
Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 12:45:32 PM

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I have to say.. oh man.. I haven't Laughed Out Loud that many times in a short period from reading these posts in quiet some time.. lol Please keep them coming! Thank you! well, while it sucked that you had to experience the shitty dates and at the very least its getting laughs for all who read them.
LaylaJune
Posted: Friday, June 5, 2015 12:54:26 PM

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This was not horrible, but has stayed with me:

When I just starting graduate school, a more senior student offered to give me his outlines and study materials, etc. for my year - I thought this was really nice of him, and he then asked me to have drinks with him. I agreed, even though I was not particularly interested.

While he was driving me to get drinks, he started telling me that since he was giving me all his study materials that he expected I would pay for the drinks. I asked if he was kidding, and he said he was not, and started going off about how much all the materials he was giving me were worth. I was upset, and thought this was pretty gross of him, but kept silent, since I kind of wondered about his stability, and I was in his car. I figured I would confront him when we got to where we were going, and then, if I needed a way to get out of the place, I would find it.

When we go to the restaurant/bar, he admitted that he had been kidding about having me pay, and I relaxed a little, and we had a laugh about it. However, other people from our school were around, and then came over to say hello, and he started bragging about how he had pulled one over on me, and how he really had me going, and how it was so funny. He must have told the story three times in a row, bragging about my reaction. It was totally obnoxious.
Gillianleeeza
Posted: Saturday, June 6, 2015 10:15:30 AM

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My favorite was the one who told me he thought I was a bitch. I paid him back and married him. We're still married and I can still be a bitch at times but he's gotten used to it.love3

honeydipped
Posted: Saturday, June 6, 2015 1:35:55 PM

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require me to pay. i kid, i kid! seriously, he droned on and on about how hard it was for him to find someone who didn't want him for his money.

VirginalViet
Posted: Monday, June 8, 2015 2:20:29 AM

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Based on all these stories I guess I'm one of the lucky ones hehe. Well this was not so terrible....sort of cute actually. This guy really wanted to date me. I kept refusing him. Eventually Jenny convinced me to say "yes". Well he took me to a nice restaurant in San Jose. During the meal he kept wiping his forehead and he seemed a bit "out of it"? Anyways after the main course he threw up??? I'm like WTF?? Anyways later he explained and it turned out he was feeling really sick.....but he was afraid to cancel the date because he thought I wouldn't give him a second chance. So even though he was sick as a dog he dragged himself on the date because he was totally smitten with me. I had to laugh and give him another chance. I will say watching someone puke is not pretty though. All in all a memorable date haha.
secretspice
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2015 11:26:33 PM

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Called me the wrong name/ that cut that date short...haha
Buz
Posted: Monday, June 29, 2015 11:31:51 PM

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I had a girl kiss me then vomit all over me. She was drunk, I was drunk, she was drunker I guess. She then took her top off and attempted to rub her titties all over me. After being vomited on, I wasn't in the mood anymore. Sayanara!


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