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Dane69
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 3:54:08 PM

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Saw this and had to share it (not for the meek or mild!):

Roses are red,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over girl,
You're about to get fisted!

Thought people could share ones they had received or heard as we get closer to Valentine's day!!
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Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 10:30:18 PM

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Happy Valentines day, I got you a gun =) ... I'll give you the bullets on Christmas !

dontknow my ex boyfriend said this to me one time.
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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:46:54 PM

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:50:06 PM

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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
i suck at poems,
nice arse.
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Posted: Wednesday, January 30, 2013 4:22:24 PM

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Valentine's day? Oh, I see, you mean "fuck off, I'm single" day.
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