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Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2012 1:21:04 PM

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Publish your own Valentine's Day Poems here...make them as funny, kinky, inappropriate as you please. Just follow the Roses are Red format.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Orgasms are great
Especially two!


(yeh I suck at this but you can do better!!)

Annnnnd GO!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2012 7:31:52 PM

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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
My dick is aching,
thinking of you.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2012 7:36:17 PM

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roses are red
violets are red
everything's red
retinal hemorrhage
DLizze
Posted: Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:40:40 PM

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
We both like peanut butter,
So let's go screw.

"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 4:05:44 AM

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Kay.. I'll make mine clean

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are sweet,
And bugs are too!

laughing6
HK4167
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 12:25:46 PM

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Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
With the spill of my blood,
Your name became my tattoo.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 1:00:08 PM

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Roses Are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You Make Me Smile,
When I Feel Blue
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 1:01:13 PM

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your tongue is wet
and I am too
HK4167
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 1:08:17 PM

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Welcome back my dark lord
Let me be your loyal slave


OK, I was reviewing Harry Potter last night.

Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 1:26:20 PM

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roses are red
violets are purple
my pussy is wet
so give it a slurple

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 1:27:48 PM

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OR MAYBE

roses are red
and cost many a buck
so forget the damn flowers
and give me a fuck
ponyboy
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 1:51:51 PM

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roses are red
my name is pony
Sp's got me so
mighty horny

ponyboy
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 2:01:22 PM

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roses are red
violets are blue
your so hot
i wanna fuck youRegaeman Man

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 2:09:12 PM

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roses are red
and pony is sweet
and i'll bet you a dollar
he's beating his meat
ponyboy
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 2:19:12 PM

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got no voilet
got no rose
for slut pup
i got a hoseRegaeman Man


LusciousLola
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 2:51:55 PM

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If roses are red
and vegetables are green
I'd have to say
that one look from you
really makes me cream
CaliGurl77
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 3:17:14 PM

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My pussy is wet
Just for you

bunny
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 3:18:09 PM

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Roses are red
And die really quick
I'd be much happier
Sucking your dick
ponyboy
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 3:44:33 PM

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roses are red
voilets are blue
I'd luv to lic
and then fuck youRegaeman Man

HK4167
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 5:37:41 PM

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Location: Seattle, United States
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm as hard as wood
But you say you're not in the mood.


Welcome to visit my tumblr page at http://HK4167.tumblr.com for erotic arts. Or http://slice-of-moment.tumblr.com for non-erotic arts.
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 5:48:31 PM

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Roses are red
Long-stemmed and thorny
When I'm with you
I'm perpetually horny
ponyboy
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 7:16:28 PM

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voilets are blue
roses are red
I'd luv u
in my bed

KrissyS
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 7:18:29 PM

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm licking a strawberry
and thinking of you
KrissyS
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 7:19:10 PM

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Doh! That was meant for bouncy, but Pony beat me to it!!!
ponyboy
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 7:59:41 PM

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roses are red
yellow and white
luv to rock u
all thro the niteRegaeman Man

Guest
Posted: Monday, February 13, 2012 10:12:59 PM

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Roses are red
I am blue
Cause someone said
She hates my shoes

*cry cry cry*
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 5:53:28 AM

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van..
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:02:28 AM

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not on my page they aint
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:11:21 AM

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Roses are red
Violets are stinky
I just checked
And you have a small dinky
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 6:14:50 AM

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roses are red
no ifs, ands, or buts
but if you give me a diamond
i'll tickle your nuts
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