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Ladies: Gratuitive sex

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Have you ever fucked a guy because he helped you out or did something for you? I have
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nope. cant say as i have...
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Nope. Me either.
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Friend-Zone charity?

Nope... that's what iTunes gift cards are for.
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nope. cant say as i have...

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

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Nope. Me either.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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isnt that the definition of prostitution - sex in exchange of something?
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Friend-Zone charity?

Nope... that's what iTunes gift cards are for.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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isnt that the definition of prostitution - sex in exchange of something?


I was so excited to see you post here. I was sure it was gonna be a "YES!" The same thing really doesn't seem to work for guys, does it?


When a Hallmark card is just not enough.

Most definitely not something I have or would do.
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Friend-Zone charity?

Nope... that's what iTunes gift cards are for.


generally the way i go...or maybe starbucks!
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No i would never sleep with a guy to get something from him or in exchange for a favour
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One good turn deserves another and different people may have different ideas about what constitutes a "good turn."
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LOL It would really take a huge favor for that! Maybe if some guy could rig the Powerball Lottery so that I could win it.
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LOL It would really take a huge favor for that! Maybe if some guy could rig the Powerball Lottery so that I could win it.


Ok so this weeks numbers are .....

Actually you should PM me Missy so we can finalize the details
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Ok so this weeks numbers are .....

Actually you should PM me Missy so we can finalize the details


I'd like the lump sum check, not the payments!!!!!
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When the check clears the bank.....
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isnt that the definition of prostitution - sex in exchange of something?
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Im not judging! Just asking - i wanted to know what to call myself ;)
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generally the way i go...or maybe starbucks!


I agree id buy them a starbucks... everyone loves a starbucks


Ice cream + Candy = Yummy
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Uh oh... there goes MY barter system.

... and I still need all those shelves put up
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You bunch of prudes. Don't be so stingy with the pussy!

Here are my rates:

Fix a flat tire, change car battery, etc..= Lubed handjob

Fixing leaking sink, mowing the lawn, wiring electronics = Blowjob

Picking up from airport, babysitting kids so you can go out = Fuck (and no sloppy seconds)

Dinner and a movie = Anal



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Firstly, "gratuitive" isn't a word; you're probably confusing it with "gratuitous".

Secondly, although this is probably sheer pedantry, it would be more apt to say, "Sex as a gratuity," as "gratuitous" somehow implies that it was done without good cause or reason, e.g. gratuitous violence.

Not actually sure why this was restricted to ladies, either...
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Firstly, "gratuitive" isn't a word; you're probably confusing it with "gratuitous".

Secondly, although this is probably sheer pedantry, it would be more apt to say, "Sex as a gratuity," as "gratuitous" somehow implies that it was done without good cause or reason, e.g. gratuitous violence.

Not actually sure why this was restricted to ladies, either...



NICOLA? Did this guy put in a application for story mod yet?
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You bunch of prudes. Don't be so stingy with the pussy!

Here are my rates:

Fix a flat tire, change car battery, etc..= Lubed handjob

Fixing leaking sink, mowing the lawn, wiring electronics = Blowjob

Picking up from airport, babysitting kids so you can go out = Fuck (and no sloppy seconds)

Dinner and a movie = Anal


Nope, I have never had sex because someone did a favor for me.

But if you did take me to Dinner and a Movie, I just might do anal, espcially if I liked the movie. But only if I could use the big strap-on!!
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Nope, I have never had sex because someone did a favor for me.

But if you did take me to Dinner and a Movie, I just might do anal, espcially if I liked the movie. But only if I could use the big strap-on!!


I should have known better than to leave that so open ended!



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Nope, I have never had sex because someone did a favor for me.

But if you did take me to Dinner and a Movie, I just might do anal, espcially if I liked the movie. But only if I could use the big strap-on!!


Awesome, Nikki!!

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I should have known better than to leave that so open ended!


LM, I think we all know you want your end opened!
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Gratuitive sex

You mean Gratuitous sex right...means feeling or showing gratitude or feeling thankful?

Like from Never say Never...

Q: Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things've been awfully dull 'round here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence in this one!

James Bond: I certainly hope so too.
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You bunch of prudes. Don't be so stingy with the pussy!

Here are my rates:

Fix a flat tire, change car battery, etc..= Lubed handjob

Fixing leaking sink, mowing the lawn, wiring electronics = Blowjob

Picking up from airport, babysitting kids so you can go out = Fuck (and no sloppy seconds)

Dinner and a movie = Anal


Is that per job completed, LM? Do you have 2-for-1 offers? Pay as you go? Interest rates?

I have a long list...