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Which actor/actress has started the most slow hand claps in movie history?
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I haven't a clue, but one of the best movies (for me) featuring the SHC, has to be, Cool Runnings?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it, spit or swollow?
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If a woodchuck could, a woodchuck would spit.


How many times a day do you think 2 bunnies would have sex?
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Only once but it would last all day.

What do bunnies do at night?
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hmmmmm i am a bunni too in chats come over here i can show you
If micky is a mouse and donald is a duck what the hell is goofy?
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My guess would be a hornless moose.

What is the name of the "force" that attracts one's baby toe and the foot of the coffee table towards each other, ... ALL THE FUCKEN TIME!!!!!
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I have no idea but it does
WHy does sour cream have an expiration date
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Because it becomes, Fungus Mungus

Why do people do their best spellcheck as they hit, "Enter"?
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because they are fucking idiots!


Why does the moon shine?
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cause it cant dull
Why does a rain bow?
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A rain bows simply because Goddess im_lush wills it.

Do the wheels on the bus really go round & round?
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yes they do!

if the plural of mouse is mice, then why isn't a single dice a douse?
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for the same reason a House isn't a Hice!


Why did Peggy Sue get married?
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she was pregnant

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed ?
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Of COURSE you do.

Is there really a Stairway to Heaven?
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Yes, it's called, Your legs.

After the elephant sneezed and fell on its knees, what really became of the monkey?
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He went on to do the whole talk show circut thingy and wrote a book
If the black box always survives the plane crash why dont they just build the plane like the box?
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Would you prefer grated walnuts or grated Brazil nuts?
Because the plane would weigh far to much to ever take off.
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That is a very good question, and if I had to choose, I would go for, Brazil. I would ask if I could have half of both, first.

Why do some, rolling papers boxes, not warn you that you only got a few left?
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Because they don't smoke funny shit and don't know how much of a catastrophe that can be.

Why do I have 15 odd socks?
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because you have 15 one legged thieves in your neighbourhood

why is the sea salty ?
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Because there is salt in it.


Why are penguins stupid?
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Because they keep hitting their head on the ice...

Why are bunnies always wiggling their tails?
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Because they wiggle!!

Why are males so ardent?
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Because women like us to be...

Why is a rabbits foot so lucky?
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grab mine and you will find out..
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That's not a question but I am definitely not going to miss an offer like that.

Who would be the better poker player, Bugs Bunny or Yogi Bear?
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Bugs Bunny, cos Yogi keeps making Booboos!

Why is abbreviated such a long word?
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Because anything short is never good...

Why do they call it a driveway when you park there and a parkway when you drive on it??
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I don't freaking know!

Why can a woodchuck chuck wood if he could chuck wood?