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Not folding your skirt under yourself when sitting down...

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Is there ever a typical situation when you're wearing a skirt and don't fold it underneath your butt when sitting down?
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Yes. When the skirt is so short (an ultra mini) that it makes no difference whether you fold it under or not because it doesn't reach under your butt anyway.
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I always fold a shirt under. I think it's just rude and gross to sit on a public surface. All other options is just ewhhhhaa Gross
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Yes. When the skirt is so short (an ultra mini) that it makes no difference whether you fold it under or not because it doesn't reach under your butt anyway.


Yep, same for me
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Yes when its so short you can't fold it under your butt ,iy just barely covers your butt standing up
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All my skirts are ankle-length, so they don't need folding under me, it happens naturally.

A friend of mine had this beautiful crushed cotton dress once, the kind they tie round a stick when drying, so it sort of clings. When she sat down, through habit, she spread it out underneath her flat so she wouldn't crease it, forgetting it was meant to be creased. And unfortunately, when we leaving the cafe, we realised the reason people were staring was not because she was so pretty, but because her bum looked ten times bigger because the whole of the bit around her bum had been ironed flat, and hung out in a huge bubble while the rest of her dress was still clinging. She spent the rest of the day with her cardigan tied round her waist.
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Nope. Conditioning. Even do it when wearing longer skirts.
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All my skirts are ankle-length, so they don't need folding under me, it happens naturally.

A friend of mine had this beautiful crushed cotton dress once, the kind they tie round a stick when drying, so it sort of clings. When she sat down, through habit, she spread it out underneath her flat so she wouldn't crease it, forgetting it was meant to be creased. And unfortunately, when we leaving the cafe, we realised the reason people were staring was not because she was so pretty, but because her bum looked ten times bigger because the whole of the bit around her bum had been ironed flat, and hung out in a huge bubble while the rest of her dress was still clinging. She spent the rest of the day with her cardigan tied round her waist.



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I can just hear the conversation:

"Does this dress make my ass look big?"

"um ... well ... It didn't when you first put it on, but it does NOW!"
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This is earth shattering stuff.
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same thing as most if short my ass sits bare if long enough I tuck
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I tuck when i can but most of the time I try to tuck but the skirt is to short so I lay it flat against my butt as I sit...
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upskirts is my most enjoyable pastime has enybody got photos of self or others that enjoy the voyeur of an upskirt view?
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upskirts is my most enjoyable pastime has enybody got photos of self or others that enjoy the voyeur of an upskirt view?


Try this, if you haven't found it already: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst11569_Upskirt-pics.aspx
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dont do flouncy skirts so no need to tuck.
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I was raised Southern, we always tuck and sit....
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my skirts are so small i cant hehe
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Depends, I don't have any really short short skirts as don't have the figure for things like minis. If its a floaty skirt I try and tuck in a little, otherwise just sit.
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Being a Scotsman, I always tuck my kilt under me and flatten the pleats or they get 'sat' out of shape.

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I usually wear pencil skirts/dresses to work, so folding the skirt under me is never an issue.

I think many women (and kilt dressing men) naturally smooth their skirt to ensure they don't look like a creased mess when they get up.

My exception are the summer sundresses, which are usually much more flirty. One time, I was going to sit on the edge of the fountain (rock/brick/whatever it was encasing the fountain) and as I went to sit, a gush of wind blew my skirt up from my hand (I was talking on my cell) ... I gasped when my bare ass unexpectedly touched the cold rock!
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I always fold my skirt, but as with some others I prefer wearing longer skirts.
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i do a double tuck skirt/dresses and that extra appendage..........
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Nice but if you feel good about yourself why sit and tuck a waste of good legs body and amore to give others a buzz and make there day a nice one?
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lee only wears panties when she is on her period. Otherwise she only to fold her skirts under her on dirty public seats. Clean looking seats she sits bare ass.
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I normally fold when I'm wearing a skirt that's long enough - especially on public transport. Even with short skirts, I like to sit on something if I possibly can...

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I only tuck my skirt underneath if its long enough or tight otherwise I'll just sit with my skirt flowing around me. The tendency is to cross your legs so your panties won't show but with some of my skirts they are so short its even hard to do that. If a man wants to look up your skirt it will happen no matter how modest you are. Even tucking doesn't seem to help. I don't mind a man looking and been told many times I have very pretty legs. My only problem is when I wears garters they are hard to hide.
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Driveing or at work
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Never really thought about it before but I'm a tucker. I automatically run my hands over my ass as I sit down to straighten my clothes at the back and then readjust the top if I cross my legs.
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If I'm sitting in a restaurant booth with my husband next to me I won't tuck my skirt under me. It's easier for him to put his hand between my thighs that way--but only if I'm wearing panties. The only place I'll not wear panties and not tuck my skirt up under me is in the car. Hmmm. I want to put on a skirt and go out to dinner.