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Shylass
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 1:56:18 PM

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littlemissbitch wrote:
im super stoned and this is like the funniest thread ever...i used to wonder who the guest was too. thought it was mods moderating in stealth..


But I'm in stealth, and Fred isn't always here... dontknow But then, I'm not a mod. Maybe it only works for mods cos their presence is awesomely awesome that the site thingies can't help but notice them? No, that's just silly. I don't think it's stealth.

DLizze, why aren't you paranoid? Maybe you should be...


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Guest
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 8:17:04 PM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
Looks like Fred has left the thread for the time being, but here's a thought: what if Guest is actually you, but in a parallel universe?


I love that :)

And Fred isn't here with me, I feel left outcrybaby
Guest
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 8:36:31 PM

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I am strangely comforted by this thread. Safe in the knowledge that there are, in fact, other people out there who wonder and speculate about things that "normal" people with no sense of the ridiculous would dismiss out of hand as soon as such things came to mind....

I wonder if setting up a "Fred Watch" system would be a good idea? If only to see if there is a pattern to his movements? We may be able to establish a continent of origin at least?

3.36am UK time..... No Fred apparent....
FelineFantasy
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 10:11:22 PM

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Shylass wrote:


As long as Guest (who I now call Fred) does not follow me into the toilet or steal my cookies without asking, I will be happy to cuddle. Big Hugs


Ahhh me too!

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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 11:45:39 PM

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Oh thank god... I thought I was cracking up at times!

Another thought crossed my mind a while ago... I've wondered, at times, if Guest (aka Fred - although I've always thought of him as a George, personally) doesn't have multiple personalities? Or maybe imaginary friends?

I've looked at certain forums and seen "18 Viewing" and checked, but it's only Fred/George and myself... confused1



perkynipples
Posted: Monday, May 14, 2012 11:46:10 PM

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this has been a very amusing thread. and I have seen guest (Fred) lurking in the shadows as well. welcomes guest come join the party.

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CheekyMinx93
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 12:07:39 AM

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Guest is everywhere. I went to Wal-Mart today and everywhere I looked, there was Guest. I went to the mall later, and whoe was there? Guest was everywhere. We went out for dinner later and Guest say next to us. Everywhere I looked, nameless people. But I think I finally lost them. It looks like I am the only one here.

Oh crap, someone is knocking on my door. GUEST FOUND MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:10:53 AM

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keoloke wrote:
It's a community... but not for all, only for members.

boogey monsters, stalkers or just curious Guests..
They should not be allowed to read a post. Maybe to read stories and without looking at profiles. End

They want more than sign up! Period!

They say that you don't need to buy the cow if you get the milk for free.



I was a guest for over four months, before I dove in, head first. I could read and that I did...Probably 40% of the postings in what was then a large forum, during the summer of 2009.

Guests cannot interact. Guests cannot submit their own writing. Guests may only kick the tires.

Guests should be encouraged, not further hindered.

The set up is perfect as is. The curious guest reads to find out who are the arseholes to avoid or joust with - later. When they want more, they sign up. When they really want more, they interact.

I did not just buy a cow, I've groomed 70% of the herd.

It is fun. When it becomes not enjoyable anymore, I shall find another of the 2,692,138 websites on the net to visit - hopefully, as an anonymous guest first.

The right of personal privacy granted to each of us by those who offer Lush to us - is greatly appreciated by me.

We only 'out' ourselves.

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:35:54 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
I was a guest for over four months


Uh oh

Guest is a Jeff... it's not a Fred or a George after all angry7 bs

Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:39:57 AM

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The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Callisto
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:48:31 AM

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Shhh
1curiouscat
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:53:11 AM

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Mazza wrote:


Oh, I do that too... In fact, I'm usually logged in on 4 different devices (tried to log in on the Lelo, but that doesn't work)...

I hope I don't break Lush...

drunken


I would love to see the blog updates from that log in! laughing9



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Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:27:56 AM

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When I posted this thread, I thought everybody would be all, WTF? and ignore it. But obviously, everybody is as mental as I am, and there is a Fred epidemic!

I must also point out that Fred is definitely a Fred. I do believe we each have our own Fred, but different, and some of them are George, and some of them Jeff, and some of them might be Bob (although Bob is what I call all the fish I catch, so I don't think that can be right).

So come on, everybody! Name your Guest, because there is power in knowing a name, and then when the little freak stalks you, you can be all, "Oh, it's just Fred/Whatever". Or... y'know... don't.

With regards to "18 viewing", maybe Fred has multiple mirrors in the room, so it looks like more than one person, but really, it is just Fred?

I should have called this The Fred Thread.

Fred, I made you famous! Now gimme a Ginga! Please?


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Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:36:11 AM

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Shylass wrote:
When I posted this thread, I thought everybody would be all, WTF? and ignore it. But obviously, everybody is as mental as I am, and there is a Fred epidemic!


I'm not so sure about that Shylass Nutbag laughing2

Is this what Fred looks like I wonder?



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Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:38:12 AM

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Oh no!!!




The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

LadyX
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:41:15 AM

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guest follows me all the time. Guest never leaves me alone. Get away!! Stop it!! You mother***ers, I can't get away, you're everywhere!!! Laughing and stalking hiding behind your clever 'guest', I see you!! You can't pull the wool over my eyes you cowardly snoops! Like a rat, a parasite, you guest!! away with you!!
Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:00:49 AM

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bat
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:14:54 AM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 11:16:47 AM

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Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 12:29:40 PM

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Alright, I see you, Fred! And now I know you are into Kitty play, or whatever it's called!

MEEOW!


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 12:54:07 PM

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I'm pretty sure my guest is called Arseface, it just seems wildly appropriate
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 12:58:04 PM

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Guest is here now!
Name my guest......I shall call him Mini Me
sugarbabe
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 1:19:06 PM

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His name is Mel. He's incognito doing his undercover work.



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Coco
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 6:10:59 PM

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I'm too high not to laugh at this thread! OMG, Guest & I go a long way back. I'm used to him being at my side, I call him Chester. Chester is a good friend of Lush, he's just an introvert; doesn't get out much and thus doesn't really interact. But Lushland is his home...




Shylass
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 6:48:16 PM

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Fred has gone to bed. I should too. But... will he nick my duvet? angry7

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 7:07:58 PM

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Shylass wrote:
Fred has gone to bed. I should too. But... will he nick my duvet? angry7


Don't worry, if he tries to nick your duvet, I'll kick his head in (if you want).
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:55:22 PM

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For shits and giggles someone should open an account "Fred Guest" for the sole purpose to mess with Shylass. Fred can follow shylass. Fred can have her on his list of favorite authors. What would his bio say?

Hahaha love you lass! :)

Shylass
Posted: Wednesday, May 16, 2012 4:40:56 PM

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Fanks, Gurlyboy. Big Hugs



insheepsclothing54 wrote:
For shits and giggles someone should open an account "Fred Guest" for the sole purpose to mess with Shylass. Fred can follow shylass. Fred can have her on his list of favorite authors. What would his bio say?

Hahaha love you lass! :)



How bizarre! Last night, I actually considered contacting Admin to see if they would change the name they give to Guest (the multiple account users now merged), to "Fred Guest"! Do you think they would? drunken


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TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Sunday, May 20, 2012 2:46:55 PM

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Alright... I've deduced Guest is Gav! idea1

I saw Guest lurking around the Gold Lounge...
Guest can't be a lurker that hasn't joined the site since you need to be a Gold Member to be in there!

Tsk, tsk, tsk Gav... I SAW YOU! Shame on you

sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, May 21, 2012 1:03:16 PM

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