Just want to know what do you think of when a lady relaxs during sex and she lets out a fart. Is it a turn off?
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
Well, that's something we don't speak of. Like, if there is a sound that may or may not have been a fart and a lull in the action happens I will not acknowledge a thing. She may sense a slight hesitation on my part after she may or may not have farted at which point she may even glance over her shoulder at me... That's when I just say. "fart? What fart? I didn't hear anything baby." Then the fucking continues.
No it's not a turn off if she toots her own horn during sex... I'm a fuck machine so it doesn't surprise me. BUT if it's like really bad... Like there is an intense smell then yeah that's a turn off... Or if she like keeps doing it. Like a rapid fire assault. Then that is hard to ignore. Or if it's a long one. If it starts all loud then continues for a while until it tapers off to a squeak, I will fucking laugh, sorry ladies.
It's a perfectly natural occurence and happens when two bodies are banging into each other. It's like running. Every stride you make will let out a little gust of air. Not a turn off for me. It just happens.
"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."
--Evanescence
Come on man!
It would turn me off. Unless it is uncomfortable, show some restraint. And If you absolutely have to you can make them silent.
Ok unless it's a room clearer!!! It happens!
My girl farts from her pussy occasionally while my cock pushes air out on the downstroke. I take that as a signal to both of us that we're doing it right! Plus, the only smell is of hot sex!
Ass farts on the other hand tend to have the opposite effects if we're fucking. My man heads for cover since one can only imagine how it sounded from his close proximity to the bomb.
I'm no Doctor, but I'm reasonably certain that ass farts from females are not life threatening. So, sweetheart..happy farting. Just don't back up to the campfire.
Mmm I'm oral anal with special lady lovers and it happens. I still love it!
It is a distraction yes but nothing to get annoyed about.
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