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CleverFox
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 1:21:41 PM

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To the one special woman in my life "Lest make love again". To anybody else "Get the fuck out!"
MdeSade64
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 1:50:18 PM

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Might I offer an observation: Did you mean "Let's" instead of "Lest"? Given the context within which you used the expression I think you may have misspoken...? Sorry I took more than 4 words. I just hate to have you be embarassed in your use of the english languish.
Dani
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 1:56:50 PM

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MdeSade64 wrote:
Might I offer an observation: Did you mean "Let's" instead of "Lest"? Given the context within which you used the expression I think you may have misspoken...? Sorry I took more than 4 words. I just hate to have you be embarassed in your use of the english languish.


Might I offer an observation? (should've been a question mark and not a colon): Did you mean "language" instead of "languish"? Given the context within which you used the expression I think you may have misspoken...? Sorry I took more than 4 words. I just hate to have you be embarrassed (note how you misspelled that) in your use of the English (you forgot to capitalize the 'e') language.


CleverFox
Posted: Monday, October 15, 2012 7:02:00 PM

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I did mean "let's". Thank you MdeSade64 for removing the mote in my eye. And if you made your grammatical errors on purpose then your post was hilarious, otherwise we are laughing at you.

Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny LfunnyLfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny

(Soomtyme Eye am goeng too maik aiy pust whith az maney gramatikal erorz az poosable two sea whom kan faind than alls? Yooze gose ahed end finde thems allz ends shews youselves too bee tha warlds' smarterest gramor natsi tha world of.)

Oh yeah, my four words: Damn Fucking Spell Check.
MdeSade64
Posted: Tuesday, October 16, 2012 3:38:00 AM

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My point was made.We all misspell things. Opps too many words...:)
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 8:53:50 PM

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Well this is awkward...


MdeSade64
Posted: Thursday, October 18, 2012 3:57:48 AM

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Not for me.
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 2:53:35 AM

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" put the pen down"

Come back to bed.
MdeSade64
Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 3:49:16 AM

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Now where were we?...:)
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Posted: Friday, October 19, 2012 6:07:20 AM

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Is there any coffee?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:48:54 AM

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What the Fuck Happened
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Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:12:56 PM

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Am I still dreaming?

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Posted: Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:27:16 PM

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Ready for round two?
















Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 7:34:17 AM

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Wanna do it again? ;)
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 2:27:07 PM

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so hard so soon
seeker4
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 2:34:30 PM

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Want me for breakfast?

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Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:38:46 PM

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cwbycwgrl
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:54:10 PM

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What a night!! Again?
MdeSade64
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:39:06 AM

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Let the whipping begin.
HunniDew
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 11:46:32 AM

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No whipping here thanks.



HunniDew
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Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 1:52:52 PM

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Unless it's whipped cream


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HunniDew
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 2:00:39 PM

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HunniDew
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Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 2:12:06 PM

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Don't forget chocolate syrup


My first Lush Stories poem is a competition entry!

Thoughts From Our Old Flat

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Dani
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:28:33 PM

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Still gonna spank me?


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 3:24:46 AM

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I need some tea
Saga
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 4:57:19 AM

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Mmm I like chocolate ....
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 5:15:58 AM

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xxxxxxxx Please do it again xxxxxxxxxxxx
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:22:33 AM

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Not a feckin chance!
Dani
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:16:36 AM

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Eww, you totally drooled!


MdeSade64
Posted: Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:53:42 AM

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It's your juices!
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