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Charlie007
Posted: Wednesday, August 08, 2012 1:14:05 PM

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:15:15 AM

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naka boxing Eh? sleepy4 a1089 thatshot L35 L35 L35 sheepholy
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:16:48 AM

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i'm not at the moment but looking at stargazing is giving me inspiration
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 1:35:02 PM

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I'm masturbating in my mind, usually I use me hand to do that, but I'm relying purely upon my imagination.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:26:34 PM

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Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 26, 2012 5:25:26 PM

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oflilliesandremains wrote:
Not at the moment but I sure need to. Frustrated!!


Sometimes a man wants so to help someone else and he can only stand by and feel like a useless fool.

Am I masturbating? No.
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 2:36:59 AM

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how really wowowowowow....

Hugs Pint Drunk Boo hoo! evil5 Pour Wine drunken read675-lick read2 read lovestory
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 2:47:42 AM

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HOW is this a word/forum game or joke? Did you check which forum you were on dude?
loveslegs
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 3:36:55 AM

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i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this jerkit ooorrr is it like this free-sexy-smileys-947

look im shooting little clouds lol
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 12:21:50 PM

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loveslegs wrote:
i wasn't masturbating before... but now that i saw trinket.... YUM! aaaand I am doing it like this jerkit ooorrr is it like this free-sexy-smileys-947

look im shooting little clouds lol




looks more like your shooting out little tissues
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 1:11:14 PM

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No, right now I'm playing games in the Forum but if I were masturbating I would be describing it to the person on here I was masturbating to and not you.
LK213
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 2:10:45 PM

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Not right now, but I'd like to looking at Kinky girl

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-diner.aspx
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 9:18:31 PM

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Yes, I have my cock in one hand and with the other I'm choking myself. My manservant is posting this in my words for me, in case you wondered.
kylie_kained
Posted: Friday, March 15, 2013 9:40:13 PM

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I was masturbating but eventually I managed to finish the artex Ceiling in my 30 ft x 23 ft lounge might start on the hallway next Whistle
















Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 2:02:22 AM

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WTF?
SoCalSweetie
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 2:10:37 AM

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Not quite awake enough. Middle of the nightand all...

πίστις
Gemini67
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 6:12:13 AM

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I am right now. Hard to type with one hand!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 6:31:22 AM

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If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 6:42:54 AM

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trinket wrote:
If you're masturbating, why the fuck are you posting on the forums at the same time? bit of an odd combination I think


Sometimes there's a cheap thrill to be had in the forum. Also, the masturbator could have a forum fetish.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 6:55:36 AM

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a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 7:28:34 AM

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bans her from posting silly gifs on my wall ... opsey .. sorry .. wrong thread .. whats the question? oh yeah right ...

Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 9:41:45 AM

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trinket wrote:
a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha


Those 5 letter sentences can get you hot and horny. Not to mention what's in everyones mug. Oh yes baby!!
Lfunny
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 9:42:17 AM

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trinket wrote:
a forum fetish? surely he could find a better forum than the JOKE forum hahahaha


Perhaps he likes cheap humour whilst masturbating.
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 9:59:22 AM

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well its like dis ... you drop ones panties and make sure its nice and warm in the room .. dont want the old fella catching a cold ..

then you take ones hand, right or left whichever is ones preference, then you

nah ... get a grip (!) John .. you must have better things to do surely ..

HelenCath
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 11:12:07 AM

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no - not right now - I'm posting on the forums 3601
simplyjohn
Posted: Saturday, March 16, 2013 11:33:31 AM

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Now be honest thats because all the batteries are flat isnt it! ... the corner shop 350yds up the road sells them .. AA's I think ..

golf_nut
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 1:16:29 PM

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Checks pants. Guess that is a "No" if my pants are still on, huh?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 24, 2013 8:02:42 PM

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This week I are bin mostly masturbatin' wiv a haddock.

This is a silly place. I shall leave.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 10:48:03 AM

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I thought you had been using my hand, so what were you doing with my hand
Chrissy123
Posted: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 11:56:43 AM

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Nope...too much family around on Christmas Day;)

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