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Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 7:18:08 PM

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a doorstop for a blind person


A vacuum cleaner
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 7:20:08 PM

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a doorstop for a blind person


A vacuum cleaner
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 29, 2012 10:32:00 PM

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when I'm feeling lonely

a gooseneck lamp
LillyBella
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 6:57:52 AM

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Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
wall paper because i like to read dictionaries and other reference books...lol!

busted out t.v. set (the old floor models)

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:07:35 AM

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scot_CH wrote:
when I'm feeling lonely

a gooseneck lamp


I'll bet you couldn't type that answer without laughing! LOL


a gooseneck lamp

dangle it in the water when you're fishing. the big fish will think it's an eel and come in closer to where your line is.

(that would be dangling it in the water when it is NOT plugged into electricity)
MsTara
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 2:54:12 PM

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Paper weight on top of an old computer that no longer works.

One half of a set of book ends?

Tara
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 3:02:55 PM

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Doorstop


a fly swatter (you're not allowed to say an 'ant swatter' or 'bee swatter', it can't be an insect swatter LOL
LillyBella
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:38:39 PM

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Location: picking wildflowers over yonder , United States
pancake flipper

a bathtub

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 7:58:11 PM

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Ooh, I know what to do with a bathtub! You dangle it from the ceiling and when someone says or does something really stupid, you drop it on their head!

Computer keyboard
Green_Man
Posted: Tuesday, October 30, 2012 8:35:11 PM

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Location: A copse of cottonwoods
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 4:58:44 AM

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a brick.


broken tv remote control.
MsTara
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 7:41:25 AM

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a fly swatter

an empty tin can - but only one.

Tara
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 7:59:22 AM

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A thimble for a giant.

an old teddybear with half the stuffing missing.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:59:27 PM

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A restoration project.




17 unused toast racks.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 4:12:27 PM

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mouse roaster for obama era

video tapes
LillyBella
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 7:53:06 PM

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depends on what's on the tapes...or just use to level furniture

broken mini blinds

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 9:30:35 PM

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land fill.


knickers with a hole in them lol
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:04:29 PM

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I could say "fuck the hole", but that's too obvious, so I'll say, instead, "wear them as a mask".

A dried up lake bed.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:11:45 PM

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pretend it's a landing spot for a UFO and charge gullible people to enter the property,.

piece of burnt toast
fsharp
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:38:57 PM

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Location: In the absence of nothing
make some burnt toast flavoured wine 3601

a broken shower head
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 31, 2012 10:45:42 PM

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door knob.

a bottle of Sharp's burnt toast flavoured wine.
Green_Man
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 12:43:59 AM

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Location: A copse of cottonwoods
LillyBella
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 9:21:24 AM

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put in picture frame and hang up on my wall

broken coffee mug

Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 11:17:44 AM

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3d Jigsaw puzzle

PC keyboard with half the keys missing
MsTara
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 12:25:22 PM

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do-it-yourself jigsaw puzzle

one sock.

Tara
darcyj82
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 3:20:31 PM

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Location: Indianapolis, United States
cock warmer

push-up bra
adele
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 4:01:43 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
stuffed animal hammock

empty candy wrappers

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fsharp
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 5:43:32 PM

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scotch-tape hundreds of them together and make a blanket

empty egg carton
LillyBella
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 7:08:51 PM

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start some seeds growing in them.

a broken 8 track player

Green_Man
Posted: Thursday, November 1, 2012 8:18:44 PM

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A safe place to hide my wallet at night.

A collection of luggage keys.

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