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Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:05:41 AM

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a door stop! lol

tire rim
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:50:40 AM

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an anchor

a doorknob
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 6:56:00 AM

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butt plug? (LOL no, I could not use a standard one as that though... LOL)

comb (not hair brush)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 7:00:47 AM

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OMG LOL (didn't you just say 'oh my' on another thread?)

a harmonica for a very poor musician.

a cracked frisbee

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 7:27:25 AM

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LOL Yes I did... but probably for a different reason. ;)

Sand scoop (for sanding in the winter)

Matchbox Car (child's toy)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 8:01:34 AM

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Pretend it's Lego and stand on it.

Barometer
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 8:05:40 AM

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really? barometer? LOL

um...... wall decoration?

Preparation-H
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 8:19:57 AM

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A wall decoration? It's usually hung on a wall as a barometer!

Preparation-H, can be used as a treatment to reduce puffy eyes. (true story) oh wait... i've just realised what I typed there lmao! the eyes that you see out of.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 10:52:27 AM

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Um.... you also forgot to add a new item. LOL

So.... to keep it going....

twist top beer bottle cap
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 11:46:19 AM

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mini frisbee for the ants

plunger and mop

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 2:26:25 PM

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Swords: The mop is your main sword for slicing and thrusting, the plunger your sword breaker for parrying enemy attacks.

But what will you use a sword, dagger and shield for?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 2:33:26 PM

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Well duh..... back scratcher, tooth pick, and lap table. You DO need to do something while waiting on the pirates, ninjas, and zombies! ;)

Bug spray.
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2013 10:08:26 PM

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deoderant for poor people

fly swatter?

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Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 5:09:39 AM

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JohnC wrote:
Well duh..... back scratcher, tooth pick, and lap table. You DO need to do something while waiting on the pirates, ninjas, and zombies! ;)

Bug spray.



OMFG you made me splutter in my coffee!!! I think it was the "well duh...." like they were everyday items Lfunny
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 5:10:19 AM

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fly swatter - a strainer.

Pair of scissors
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Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 5:52:39 AM

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Willow wrote:



OMFG you made me splutter in my coffee!!! I think it was the "well duh...." like they were everyday items Lfunny

They aren't for most people? ;) (you are cute)

Bottle Opener

Credit/Debit Card
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 6:38:04 AM

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Use the edge of it as a knife.

a cellphone that doesn't work anymore
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Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:00:48 AM

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To skip across the water!

those U shaped hair things (hold your hair back with... you know, the large ones that go from one side of your head to the other)
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Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:05:55 AM

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That would be what we call a 'headband' John......

An alternative use for one of these would be..... a spare part for your headphones.... you know the thingie that the bits that cover your ears are attached to?

A used birthday card


Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:12:03 AM

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:P Someone is REALLY looking to go over a knee today! ;)

As a Ninja weapon... deaths by 1,000 papercuts!

Plastic tab used to keep bread closed.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:14:59 AM

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flick it in your eye >_<

paperclip
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:17:53 AM

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LOL I was going to say paperclip above but decided not to.

To reset your network hub.

Press-on Nails
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:42:16 AM

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I have a network hub?

Press on nails...... stick em on, then flick em off at somebody...

a zoom lens, without the camera
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:45:26 AM

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starting a fire

dice
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:46:44 AM

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put them in a glass jar with a lid and you have maracas

empty ballpoint pen
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 7:50:11 AM

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Breathing tube for a Tracheostomy.

napkin
loveslegs
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 4:09:25 PM

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if you dip it inside a mix of flour and water and then put it around an object (such as a plate) it will take the shape of that object once dry. You can make some funky ashtrays like that!

worn rug
pixiedust65
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 4:11:33 PM

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loveslegs wrote:
if you dip it inside a mix of flour and water and then put it around an object (such as a plate) it will take the shape of that object once dry. You can make some funky ashtrays like that!

worn rug



use it to cushion your knees when cleaning.

used dental floss.

AmericanBeauty
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 5:09:22 PM

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a whip for the midgets

lighters and alcolhol

CumGirl
Posted: Monday, January 21, 2013 5:31:20 PM

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Unwanted hair removal

Pearl necklace

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



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