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MsTara
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 1:59:21 PM

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Decorate it for a centerpiece on the dining room table.

an old x-ray film

Tara
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 6:08:33 PM

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A table placemat.

Unused set of false teeth.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 5, 2013 6:10:23 PM

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an alternative sextoy, used as nipple clamps

a fire blanket
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 7:39:42 PM

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Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks, United States
a superhero cape

cds and usb ports?

Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 7:42:28 PM

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Very ineffective methods of death.

A drum with the skin missing.
SugarBaby2013
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 7:54:47 PM

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Location: Chasing grizzly bears in Alaska, United States
Put it on the ground fill it with dirt, make a flower pot.

A clock missing a hand.

AmericanBeauty
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 7:58:25 PM

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Location: Under The Blanket My Sweet Cheeks, United States
a frisbee

screw drivers and a monkey wrench

SheriPie
Posted: Saturday, April 6, 2013 8:31:23 PM

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Location: Coffee in Hand , United States
Ice Pic and swizzle stick


Headphones

LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 11:30:12 AM

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Location: wandering..., Canada
fake boobs

a banana and 2 oranges
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 2:41:43 PM

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sex ed tools


Peanut butter
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 7, 2013 6:45:27 PM

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Fix Scratches on DVD's



Pop Rocks Candy
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:10:56 AM

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Eat it when you're stoned and get a hell of a buzz.

A bottle of wine
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:16:17 AM

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Refreshment and then toy for adventurous gal.

G-string panties.
Plushbunny
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:26:51 AM

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A sling shot

Lace tablecloth

" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 6:32:16 AM

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Part of a poor-man's wedding dress and veil.

deflated beach ball


Guest
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 10:13:34 AM

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A snazzy hat to keep the sun off yer bonce.

A tube of superglue (other than bonding stuff together, or huffing)
MsTara
Posted: Monday, April 8, 2013 11:09:07 AM

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Expose fingerprints on clues to a murder.

Half of a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

Tara
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Tuesday, April 9, 2013 7:09:28 PM

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food for the ducks

bubble wrap and ballons

Guest
Posted: Friday, April 12, 2013 3:21:47 PM

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use the bubble wrap to make a bra and inflate two balloons as a pair of boobs, stick the finished article in a shop window display, and see how many people want to buy it.

two brown paper bags
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 4:15:26 PM

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Stick your bottle of liquor in one and then stick the other on your head, find a nice wee dark corner and rock with your knees pressed against your chest, drinking liquor.

A broken iPhone (the best thing for an iPhone evil4 )
MsTara
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 4:45:06 PM

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(I agree) a sinker for a fishing line

An old hand puppet

Tara
Plushbunny
Posted: Sunday, April 14, 2013 6:07:33 PM

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Helpful when masturbating.

Ex husband's wedding ring.

" I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer"
Woody Allen
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Monday, April 15, 2013 7:27:04 PM

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a chew toy for a dog

used bottles of coke and an old an gas lamp

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 15, 2013 8:43:06 PM

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Hook them up to some wire and you've got some nice, annoying wind chimes.

A condom with holes in it.
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Monday, April 15, 2013 8:44:35 PM

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a woofle ball

rubbing alcohol and baking soda?

MsTara
Posted: Tuesday, April 16, 2013 4:31:41 PM

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start cooking and clean skin

and old piece of french toast

Tara
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 16, 2013 5:43:08 PM

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Breakfast for ex husband

Empty tube of toothpaste
AmericanBeauty
Posted: Tuesday, April 16, 2013 7:49:00 PM

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superglue for the weak

nail file and string

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 16, 2013 7:52:10 PM

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Sounds like the makings of a lethal weapon.

A razor blade.
MsTara
Posted: Wednesday, April 17, 2013 9:17:09 AM

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Clean old bumper stickers off the car.

One sheet of printer paper. (Hoping for something REALLY creative.)

Tara
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