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Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:11:14 AM

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Arsonists accelerant.

Toe nail clippers...
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Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:03:42 AM

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An offensive weapon!!! ( according to airport security at Heathrow)

A doorbell
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 1:16:10 AM

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A fire alarm.

A wooden spoon
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Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 3:23:46 AM

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A spanky thingy

A deck chair
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:32:44 AM

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a collapsible gate

a blonde long haired wig.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 10:56:29 AM

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A lamp shade

Furry dice
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:32:15 AM

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Nipple decorations evil4

Frisbee
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:36:18 AM

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wheel trim


A potato peeler
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:34:26 PM

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a sword - for a very small olympic fencer

a garden spade

Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:35:58 PM

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A spoon for a very big food taster.

A can of beans
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 12:49:43 PM

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A novelty doorstop

Bar of soap?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:01:10 PM

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Mouth wash- when ur kids say bad words :D

Baby bottle
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 2:32:54 PM

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adult bottle for drinking tequila slowly

trampoline
darcyj82
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 3:15:22 PM

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aid for midgets to reach high things

a paint brush
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 3:27:03 PM

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A tickle stick Lfunny

Screw
adele
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:14:39 PM

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use the tip to carve letters in wood

plastic coffee can lid

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:21:33 PM

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redneck frizbee

toilet paper
adele
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 8:53:57 PM

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kleenex tissue for blowing your nose, or note paper

empty food jars

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-settled-into-her-new-place.aspx

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poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:24:37 PM

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I use the to store the balls I collect....two at a time....giggle

peanut butter

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:42:45 PM

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use to attach kids pics to the fridge instead of tape

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-settled-into-her-new-place.aspx

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Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 1:00:46 AM

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invisible ink, no post adele

piano
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 1:14:05 AM

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Firewood

A key
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 1:15:55 AM

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make do q tip

banana
Americanheart
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 1:19:26 PM

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telephone.

lightblubs

Nikki703
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 4:02:32 PM

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Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
Red Neck earrings

Bubble Gum
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 4:22:49 PM

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hose repair kit

tweezers
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 5:29:27 PM

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Nose pickers.

Toxic waste.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 5:51:25 PM

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Glow stick filling

Camera tripod...
poizenivy
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 7:35:20 PM

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Used to hold a dildo below a swing on a pully

Mouthwash

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 8:56:38 PM

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drink for desperate alcoholics

kitty litter

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-settled-into-her-new-place.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
please read and vote for my Competition Story... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-ice-hotel.aspx
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