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Quote by horlahD
going about toasting a lady of elegance
If you were able to expand on what it is you want to ask or find out, you might get some answers or the information that you seek.
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Here's to a lady who really puts the ass in classy. 
My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
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Quote by horlahD
going about toasting a lady of elegance
um. .. how are you going to fit her in the toaster?
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You two have just demonstrated the extreme need for clarification. 
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I don't know, I think he was pretty clear.
He wants to take a classy lady and fit her in a toaster oven until she's golden brown. .. .
And then be a cannibal and nom nom nom her.
He wants to take a classy lady and fit her in a toaster oven until she's golden brown. .. .
And then be a cannibal and nom nom nom her.
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I don't know, I think he was pretty clear.
He wants to take a classy lady and fit her in a toaster oven until she's golden brown. .. .
And then be a cannibal and nom nom nom her.
He wants... A TOASTY GINGA! NOM NOM NOM!
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Quote by Shylass
He wants... A TOASTY GINGA! NOM NOM NOM!
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There is no elegant way to toast someone. It involves a lot of mutilation, all very brutal and really rather uncouth.
Her Royal Spriteness
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i love you guys 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by sprite
i love you guys
guys? Guys? GUYS!! *runs away crying*
Last night you told me I was your one and only *sob*
Were you only saying that so you could get in my cookie jar?
Her Royal Spriteness
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ok, so, no instructions on toast ladies on the internets, but toasting hamsters, now...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by one_winged_angel
guys? Guys? GUYS!! *runs away crying*
Last night you told me I was your one and only *sob*
Were you only saying that so you could get in my cookie jar?
they are very nice cookies, you know, the pink and white frosted circus animal kind, and like making animal noises when i eat them, like the elephants trumpet until i bite their heads off and then just silence... mmm... frosted elephants... is hungry for... toasted ladies...
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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erm. ... *wondering whether or not she should tell sprite those weren't cookies*
. . .. . ...
*decides against it* meh, what she don't know won't hurt her right. .. ..
. . .. . ...
*decides against it* meh, what she don't know won't hurt her right. .. ..
Rookie Scribe
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Best forum thread ever! Now I want cookies, gingerbread men, and nookie! ... toast, not so much.
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Quote by minx623
Best forum thread ever! Now I want cookies, gingerbread men, and nookie! ... toast, not so much.
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Quote by minx623
Best forum thread ever! Now I want cookies, gingerbread men, and nookie! ... toast, not so much.
I'm getting hungry for a bit of flesh toast, actually
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I'm considering becoming a lesbian, just so I can fancy one_winged_angel.
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Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Shylass
I'm considering becoming a lesbian, just so I can fancy one_winged_angel.
totally worth it!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I'm considering becoming a lesbian, just so I can fancy one_winged_angel.
Awww, you girls make me blush
BIG SQUIDGEY HUGS!!!!!
Quote by sprite
totally worth it!
Awww, you girls make me blush
BIG SQUIDGEY HUGS!!!!!
Sergeant Turnip
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Quote by minx623
Best forum thread ever! Now I want cookies, gingerbread men, and nookie! ... toast, not so much.
DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES????
