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Do you like/mind kissing a guy with a mustache?


Do you like/mind being eaten by a guy with a mustache? or does it feel like there's a bug crawling around your crotch




I've decided to grow one for the 1st time ever , never let it get past stubble stage until now. Right now it's startin to fill in, it's a bit coarse and i keep plaing with it. Atleast i can keep my hand off my dick now. Advice please?
The Linebacker
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So you are asking the ladies if they enjoy 'mustache rides.'

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So you are asking the ladies if they enjoy 'mustache rides.'



Yep, and you should have put up a Rollie fingers pic. Mine resembles the one that you see in my avatar.
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Do you like/mind kissing a guy with a moustache?


Do you like/mind being eaten by a guy with a moustache? or does it feel like there's a bug crawling around your crotch




I've decided to grow one for the 1st time ever , never let it get past stubble stage until now. Right now it's startin to fill in, it's a bit coarse and i keep plaing with it. Atleast i can keep my hand off my dick now. Advice please?


Gotta be honest, that visual is NOT helping. I don't like mustaches at all. All mustaches are porn staches to me. Sorry.



Alpha Blonde
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I know it's Movember so if you're doing it for a good cause, then I guess it's ok.

They're hideous though.

Then again, I've always been generally averse to facial hair aside from some sexy stubble.

If you're doing it, you should go for the beard as well and keep everything extremely well trimmed. No face-bush.
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Yep, and you should have put up a Rollie fingers pic. Mine resembles the one that you see in my avatar.


You asked for Rollie Fingers and you've got him....
He was on that vaunted Oakland A's pitching staff that won 3 straight World Series in the early 70s. The pitching staff included these cool names: Rollie Fingers, Catfish Hunter, Vida Blue, and Blue Moon Odom.

I love old baseball history.


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There ya go Buz. Had a lot of his baseball cards at one point. Vida Blue's card as well. Rollie's mustache had a different look every season if i remember right.
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Do you like/mind kissing a guy with a mustache?


Do you like/mind being eaten by a guy with a mustache? or does it feel like there's a bug crawling around your crotch




I've decided to grow one for the 1st time ever , never let it get past stubble stage until now. Right now it's startin to fill in, it's a bit coarse and i keep plaing with it. Atleast i can keep my hand off my dick now. Advice please?


I've always liked them. Then again I like men with hair. It seems manly and strong full of testosterone. On their head, chest, arms, legs and faces. johnny Depp, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell. Those types.
The ones I've been around are soft and sensual and usually tickle me in a good way.

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depends if the moustach is nicely done then yes
Active Ink Slinger
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In general I am not into them, but if you must, make sure it is man-scaped and full. Nothing looks worse than guy who's playing facial hair games with a thin beard/mo. IMHO
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Lots of 'Movember' faces at work at the moment, including my boss, who is usually clean-shaven and always immaculate. Very funny, but I'm struggling to take him seriously, even when he's being serious. Situation normal on that bit!

I don't like 'staches' myself, but I do love an intentional unshaven look. Mr Swollen was once likened to Jesus with this look! *giggles* I likened him more to Josh Holloway ..... ooooh remembering that look right now ...... Mmmmm, think I might go find him!
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Now this is how to wear a tash.



and they last well too.

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Haha Tell, I so agree.

You know I spent a very pleasurable day recently with an RAF Squadron Leader who had a tash just like that. It did, in fact, look so right on him too.

(No, you dirty-minded folk, it wasn't like that!! I was merely pinning poppies on!)
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Well i have grown one for Movember, the trouble is, having a shaved head, I now look a little like Fu Manchu....xxx
Bring on December, so I can shave it off again!!!
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pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

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i'd rather they didnt grow them tbh, not a massive fan of facial hair. But i wouldnt stop them growing one if they wanted too, i'd just let them know that i prefer it to be either short, trimmed and neat or none at all. I think it looks so scruffy to have a big bushy thing growing on yr face. lol
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In general, I do not like facial hair. A day or two growth can be sexy on the right guy though.
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i don't like beards and mustaches usually look kind of cheesy to me... that's just my opinion, tho smile

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My Sir has the whole thing but he keeps it so well kept, not long or shaggy. First time i kissed him i giggled cause i never kissed a man with facial hair. i dont think i would like if he got rid of it, its full and black and sexy *giggles*
my newest :)
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Very ticklish


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In the late 90s I was a 38-39 yr old man working in a group of 40 other guys (and one 40ish female admin assistant to the group manager). There were maybe three guys older than me, by 5 to 10 years. Not many in my age/peer group, and the rest where little computer wizard brainiacs ranging from 22 and fresh out of college to 31 or thereabouts.

Every morning at 8am we'd all sit in a huge circle around a very large conference room desk for the morning update discussion which might last 30 minutes (if shit was hitting the fan) but generally was a 5-6 minute affair.

One day my 41 year old manager showed up and he was beginning to grow a goatee. He was blonde so it was difficult to see, but yeah... Rick was sporting one. Within two weeks all my coworkers except myself, two of the older guys near 50 and one dude who was sort of my protege at 26 were all sporting goats.

Some were thick, most were thin. Some were grey, some were dark, some salt & pepper.

One day my manager announced he was taking a lateral move to go lead up a group of engineers in another building. Engineers we worked with closely on a daily basis. So Rick would still be around, just not our direct boss. After he left (and I felt I had a good relationship with him) one of the tech leads decided he was going to be the alpha dog and try to step in and begin leading our group of mad scientists.

This 31 yr old ass clown (a former lifer/Air Force Major - who was drummed out for his own sexual hijinks of preying on women subordinates to himself in the service) jokingly announced on day one (when Rick had left) that everyone had to conform and grow a fucking goatee. This was Feb 1999. He pointedly made note of me and my three other clean shaven coworkers all sitting together at one of the farther corners of the conference table.

"How come you guys haven't gotten with the program since last summer? We're a team and you guys are slacking off!" He said it with his trademark guffawing laugh, as if he said something funny and only he got the humor in his crack. He truly was a dysfunctional ass clown.

"Well, Steve...I can't speak for Dave, Phil or Jeremy, but personally I don't wish to look like a robotic, ass-kissing fucktarded dick licker - or a gay male porn star refugee, which is what some of you guys look like, if you want to know the truth. Besides, I have a strong jawline and I don't have acne scars to cover up either."

Those comments caused my buddy Jeremy to stifle a gut busting laugh, as Phil - the elder statesmen/Unix guru rose from the table, two chairs away from my right arm and said, "I suppose this ends this morning meeting, let's get to work, we have fires to put out and real problems to solve today."

Phil should've been the 'new boss', but he really was too jovial of a guy.

The next morning, 30 guys had lost their gnarly facial growths.

I grew a Fu one summer when I went on a four week vacation in 2002...I had to shave it off before coming back to my home area...I frankly looked either evil, desperately pissed off or just like a pornish dork. It was fun for about 3 weeks, but it wasn't helping me to haul in the women. I was repelling quite a few, I think.

That's the last time I've ever had more than a three or four day growth of stubble on this face.
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I dont like full on beards or moustaches but i do like some stubble
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I'm a convert to mustaches and goatees.
Nicely trimmed and not all gnarly looking.
I don't want it long flowing or prickly like a 2 day growth, either.
The first time I kissed a man with a mustache was interesting to say the least.
It took some getting used to. But I will say the way it tickled the inside of my thighs was mmmmm.

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Haha Tell, I so agree.

You know I spent a very pleasurable day recently with an RAF Squadron Leader who had a tash just like that. It did, in fact, look so right on him too.

(No, you dirty-minded folk, it wasn't like that!! I was merely pinning poppies on!)



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